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Apr 20, 2004 I scan the papers and internet for stupid and dumb things that happen around the world. It was on May 28, 1974 that I ran across this little item. It stated that a 3 legged man robs convenience store. He got away with an undisclosed amount of cash. It wasn’t until after the guy had robbed 12 different stores that the police finally caught him. He asked the officer who arrested him how they knew it was him. The cop replied, “How many 3 legged men do you think there are? The man still couldn’t believe that he had been caught. In 1985 a dirty cop was caught taking money from a local store owner for protection. The man’s store had been robbed 5 times in 1 month. The store owner didn’t really think about it, but he did have a problem when the would be thief returned the same day he paid the money to the cop. Not realizing that he had already collected the money the cop tried robbing the store for the exact amount of money he had asked for, for protection. When the owner looked at the guy, he knew immediately that this cop was more than dirty. He was stupid. The owner quickly called the cops and they arrested the officer when he returned to police headquarters. They also found over $12,000.00 in the trunk of the cruiser along with a mask. In 1989 a man robbed 3 convenience stores before he was caught. He was doing fine until the one day when he used a work truck in the robbery. He was out on a service call to the store he robbed when he came back from the back room and demanded the owner give him all the money. When police arrived the owner told the cops that the guy was doing a service call. He was from an air conditioning company and which one. When he described the man that was doing the service call, the police knew exactly who it was. It was the mayor’s son. When caught by police the guy asked, “How did you know it was me?” “How could we not know? You used the company truck in the robbery and you didn’t wear a mask”. In November of 1987 a politician was running for office. He stated that he was a mayor in another state. No one checked to see if this were true. His campaign was a success. He was elected into office and until a girl that was homeless saw him, he thought he had it made. She went to the papers and told the story that she knew so well. This guy was never a politician. Asked how she knew this she replied, because, he was sharing my box behind Eckerd’s for the last 10 years and he is my husband. When the story came out the man was arrested And removed from office for impersonating a politician. He was sentenced to 5 years of probation and he must serve the community by helping other politicians out with their campaign. In December of 1998 a man was caught raping a girl. The man had entered a department store through a rear window. Upon breaking the window a silent alarm sounded and alerted local police. The man had no idea that the police were on their way. Well in the process of breaking in the guy lost his glasses which he needed to see. When police arrived on the scene they found the man trying to rape a mannequin. When police handcuffed him and told him what he was doing, he responded, “No wonder she didn’t fight back”. All of these stories are fictitious. None of them are real. These are all from my mind. ------------ ABOUT THE AUTHOR: My writing is weird and strange and I try to be different. I write what may be or could possibly be. My writing comes from within my mind and that may be too much for you. If only Hollywood had a brain like mine the movies we could watch. Number 1 hits that are different. Originality is my motto. Do what has not been done. Email: knightbaby@earthlink.net Tell a friend about this site! ------------ |
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