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About the author: Robert Paul Reyes has written more than 100 articles for Useless Knowledge Mag.
Email:
rreyes4966@aol.com
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Brooks A. Mick, MD: My Choice For Columnist Of The Year
Nov. 27, 2006
Useless-Knowledge: Then And Now
Sept. 12, 2006
Jay-Z To Boycott Cristal Champagne
June 21, 2006
An Eternity With The Likes Of Jerry Falwell Would Be Hell
June 19, 2006
Needed: Immigration Legislation That's Compatible With The Words Written On The Statue Of Liberty
By Robert Paul Reyes
June 7, 2006
Hillary Clinton For President Rally Draws Crowd Of 20
June 6, 2006
A Few Retired Generals Call For Donald Rumsfeld's Resignation
May 2, 2006
$100 Laptops For The Third World?
Apr. 19, 2006
Tom Delay Refuses To Disappear From Spotlight
Apr. 16, 2006
Restaurant Features "Wall Of Fury"
Apr. 12, 2006
Controversial Sculpture Of Britnet Spears Giving Birth
Mar. 31, 2006
Vice President Dick Cheney's Travel Checklist
Mar. 26, 2006
Link Between Virus And Weight Gain?
Mar. 18, 2006
Hillary Clinton And Wal-Mart
Mar. 16, 2006
Isaac Hayes Quits "South Park"
Mar. 15, 2006
Bryant Gumbel: Winter Olympics Like A GOP Convention
Feb. 17, 2006
Yahoo Collaborates With Chinese Censorship
Feb. 15, 2006
Ken Gets A Makeover, But Does He Really Want Barbie Back?
Feb. 14, 2006
Madonna: Young At Heart Or Too Old To Be Strutting Her Stuff?
Feb. 3, 2006
Google Defies U.S., Cowers Before China
Jan. 28, 2006
Physicians Find Fat Buttocks A Pain In The Rear
Jan. 17, 2006
Arnold Schwarzenegger Denies Clemency To Clarence Ray Allen
Jan. 16, 2006
Of Pink Flamingos And Nativity Displays
Jan. 7, 2006
Religion Is The Source Of Most Evil In The World
Jan. 3, 2006
Ron Lewis Gets The Boot: My Take
Nov. 6, 2005
Beth Holloway Twitty's Latest Publicity Stunt
Nov. 4, 2005
Singapore's "Road Wave" Campaign
Oct. 13, 2005
I Hope Beth Holloway Twitty Is Banned From The Airwaves
Oct. 7, 2005
An Invention The World Doesn't Need
Oct. 6, 2005
Beth Holloway Twitty Should Act Like Dave And Joran
Oct. 1, 2005
Beth Holloway Twitty Needs To Take A Break From The Spotlight
Sept. 25, 2005
Beth Holloway Twitty: The Most Annoying Reality Star
Sept. 22, 2005
Religion Has Gone To The Dogs
Sept. 20, 2005
Beth Holloway Twitty: Grieving Mom From Hell
Sept. 19, 2005
Priest Pricks Children With An Unsterilized Needle
Sept. 18, 2005
One Year With Useless Knowledge
Sept. 17, 2005
Hurricane Katrina And 9/11
Sept. 10, 2005
Benefit Concert For Natalee Holloway's Mom
Sept. 8, 2005
Jerry Falwell To Be A Contestant In "Survivor" (Satire)
Sept. 7, 2005
Hurricane Katrina: Ray Nagin Guilty Of Criminal Negligence
Sept. 6, 2005
Hurricane Katrina: God Is Not In The Equation
Sept. 6, 2005
Hurricane Katrina: Real News Replaces Natalee Holloway Soap Opera
Sept. 5, 2005
Hurricane Katrina: We Need "Day Of Action", Not "Day Of Prayer"
Sept. 3, 2005
Greta Van Susteren Goes Naked For Natalee Holloway (Satire Part 2)
Sept. 1, 2005
Greta Van Susteren Goes Naked For Natalee Holloway (Satire)
Aug. 31, 2005
God Commanded Me To Label Pat Robertson An Idiot
Aug. 27, 2005
Jerry Falwell Speaks In Favor Of Gay Rights
Aug. 26, 2005
Jerry Falwell: Minister Of Unrighteousness
Aug. 24, 2005
Jerry Falwell Calls For The Execution Of Hillary Clinton (Satire)
Aug. 23, 2005
Natalee Holloway's Mom Needs To Get The Hell Out Of Aruba
Aug. 23, 2005
Jerry Falwell And Jabba The Hut: Separated At Birth?
Aug. 22, 2005
Bob Costas Refuses To Host Show About Natalee Holloway
Aug. 21, 2005
Rest In Peace Latoyia Figueroa
Aug. 21, 2005
Jerry Falwell Declares Anti-Christ Is A Jew
Aug. 20, 2005
Jerry Falwell Endorses Pilgrim Condoms (Satire)
Aug. 18, 2005
Jerry Falwell Condemns Cigars As Satanic (Satire)
Aug. 17, 2005
Jerry Falwell's Liberty University Eases Dress Code
Aug. 16, 2005
The Jerry Falwell Museum
Aug. 15, 2005
FOX News And Natalee Holloway 24/7
Aug. 13, 2005
Jerry Falwell Goes On A Diet
Aug. 13, 2005
Jerry Falwell Urges His Followers To "Vote Christian"
Aug. 11, 2005
Jerry Falwell Outs Donald Duck (Satire)
Aug. 9, 2005
Greta Van Susteren Obsessed With Natalee Holloway
Aug. 8, 2005
Natalee Holloway And Latoyia Figueroa: They Both Deserve Attention
Aug. 7, 2005
Jerry Falwell's Private Encounter With Richard Simmons (Satire)
Aug. 6, 2005
Earth Shattering Developments In The Natalee Holloway Case
Aug. 2, 2005
Say It Ain't So, Rafael Palmeiro
Aug. 2, 2005
The Image Of Jesus Appears In A Tree Branch
July 30, 2005
Bloggers Shame Media Into Covering Latoyia Figueroa Story
July 30, 2005
Latoyia Figueroa And Natalee Holloway
July 29, 2005
Kids Prefer Instant Messaging Over E-Mail
July 28, 2005
Jerry Falwell Endorses "Reparative Therapy" For Gay Children
July 27, 2005
Pothead Calls Police To Report Theft Of His Stash Of Weed
July 26, 2005
Dad Kills His 3-Year Old "Gay" Son
July 24, 2005
NYPD Begins Random Searches Of Commuters
July 22, 2005
James Doohan (Scotty) Goes To The Great Big Starship In The Sky
July 21, 2005
A Bed Instead Of A Casket?
July 19, 2005
A Jerry Falwell Influenced Supreme Court Will Resemble A Star Chamber
July 17, 2005
United Church Of Christ Backs Gay Marriage
July 15, 2005
The Pope Condemns Harry Potter
July 14, 2005
Warning Labels On Soft Drinks?
July 14, 2005
Harry Potter Day Canceled In England
July 14, 2005
Bruce S. Gordon Takes The Helm Of The NAACP
July 12, 2005
The 7-Eleven Slurpee Turns 40
July 11, 2005
Jerry Falwell Determined To Defeat Hillary Clinton
July 9, 2005
Criticizing Aruba Won't Bring Back Natalee Holloway
July 6, 2005
Ode To Luther Vandross
July 2, 2005
Lady Sells Advertising Space On Her Forehead To Online Casino
July 1, 2005
In Defense Of My Natalee Holloway Essays
June 29, 2005
Tom Cruise Goes Bonkers, Again
June 27, 2005
Natalee Holloway Disappearance: A Cautionary Tale
June 27, 2005
Lollipops That Taste Like Marijuana
June 26, 2005
Oprah Winfrey A Victim Of Racial Profiling?
June 25, 2005
Natalee Holloway Disappearance Not A National Tragedy
June 24, 2005
Jennifer Wilbanks To Fight Mike Tyson (Satire)
June 22, 2005
Why Natalee Holloway Gets So Much Coverage
June 21, 2005
Janet Jackson Recieves Award For Fundraising
June 20, 2005
Tom Cruise Gets Squirted With A Water Gun
June 20, 2005
Tamika Huston Deserves Media Attention Just Like Natalee Holloway
June 19, 2005
Aruban Police Doing Good Job In Natalee Holloway Investigation
June 18, 2005
Natalee Holloway Coverage: Like Groundhog Day
June 18, 2005
Jennifer Wilbanks: The Best Mistake I Ever Made
June 18, 2005
Is A Natalee Holloway Or A Jennifer Wilbanks Worth More Than A Tawana Jackson
June 17, 2005
Jennifer Wilbanks And Natalee Holloway In The News
June 16, 2005
Jennifer Wilbanks, The Runaway Bride, Finally Speaks
June 14, 2005
Howard Dean Is Just Being Howard Dean
June 12, 2005
Natalee Holloway: Another White Damsel In Distress
June 11, 2005
Ronald McDonald: Pied Piper To An Early Death
June 8, 2005
Natalee Holloway: Here We Go Again
June 7, 2005
Jennifer Wilbanks, The Runway Bride [Orange Prison Jumpsuit]
June 2, 2005
Church In England Becomes A Wireless Hotspot
June 1, 2005
Jerry Falwell Declares God Is Pro-War
May 29, 2005
Jennifer Wilbanks Nominated Ambassador To The U.N.
May 28, 2005
Jennifer Wilbanks Wins American Idol Competition
May 26, 2005
Jennifer Wilbanks Is Indicted
May 25, 2005
What Will Jennifer Wilbanks Do With The Rest Of Her Life?
May 21, 2005
Jennifer Wilbanks' Boyfriend Is A Wuss
May 19, 2005
Newsweek Magazine Reports Jennifer Wilbanks Flushes Bible Down Toilet
May 18, 2005
Jennifer Wilbanks Will Not Escape Punishment: The Media Can Be Cruel
May 17, 2005
Jennifer Wilbanks Is Like A Bottle Of Hot Sauce
May 15, 2005
Jennifer Wilbanks Action Figure [The Runaway Bride Doll]
May 15, 2005
Jennifer Wilbanks: Racism An Integral Part Of Her Story
May 14, 2005
Jennifer Wilbanks: Cold Feet Or Hot Desires?
May 13, 2005
Jennifer Wilbanks A Hit On eBay
May 12, 2005
New Revelations About Jennifer Wilbanks
May 11, 2005
Runaway Bride Jennifer Wilbanks Has Issues [She's Looney Tunes]
May 11, 2005
Pink License Plates For Pedophiles?
May 8, 2005
American Idol Needs Paula Abdul To Remain Onboard
May 7, 2005
Texas House Bans Sexy High School Cheerleaders
May 4, 2005
George W. Bush's Press Conference
May 2, 2005
My Readers Agree: Jennifer Wilbanks Coverage Is Overblown
May 2, 2005
Jennifer Wilbanks: A Case Of Wretched Excess
May 1, 2005
If You Could Talk With George W. Bush
Apr. 28, 2005
Leap Of Faith
Apr. 25, 2005
Cat Hunting Anyone?
Apr. 25, 2005
The Wendy's Finger: An Indictment Of American Greed
Apr. 18, 2005
Onward Christian Soldiers
Apr. 17, 2005
Tom Delay's "Inartful" Apology
Apr. 15, 2005
Boy Suspended From School For Wearing Lipstick
Apr. 14, 2005
Martha Stewart Can't Get Rid Of Her Ankle Bracelet
Apr. 12, 2005
Grandma's Special Recipe For Scrambled Eggs
Apr. 11, 2005
Terri Schiavo: Nothing But Political Opportunity [Brian H. Darling]
Apr. 9, 2005
Sesame Street's "Cookie Monster" Has Been Emasculated
Apr. 9, 2005
Terri Schiavo's Last Days
Apr. 9, 2005
Holy Bankruptcy: Man Closes Adult Bookstore To Open Christian Bookstore
Apr. 8, 2005
Wrigley's Viagra Gum: Double Your Pleasure
Apr. 8, 2005
The Next Pope Should Come From The Third World
Apr. 8, 2005
Terri Schiavo's Legacy
Apr. 8, 2005
American Flags Should Not Be Lowered To Honor Pope John Paul II
Apr. 8, 2005
Rap Music Is An Abomination [Lil' Kim, 50 Cent, Shyne, Tupac, Etc]
Apr. 2, 2005
The Sad Death Of Terri Schiavo
Apr. 2, 2005
Bikini-Style Tops For Toddlers?
Apr. 2, 2005
Pro-Lifers Jumped All Over The Terri Schiavo Tragedy To Preach
Apr. 1, 2005
IMAX Theaters Refused To Show Volcanoes Of The Deep Sea
Mar. 26, 2005
Clocky The Alarm Clock
Mar. 23, 2005
The Whore, Lil' Kim, Is Convicted Of Perjury
Mar. 22, 2005
My First Cruel Wedgie
Mar. 17, 2005
Hezbollah Is A Cowardly And Treasonous Terrorist Organization
Mar. 11, 2005
Father Ticketed For Selling Girl Scout Cookies
Mar. 9, 2005
Democracy In The Middle East?
Mar. 6, 2005
Las Vegas Mayor Oscar Goodman Talks To Kids About Drinking
Mar. 4, 2005
Alzheimer's Patient Sued American Airlines For $10 Million
Mar. 2, 2005
Movie Theatres Should Be A Commercial Free Zone
Mar. 2, 2005
"Trolli Road Kill Candy" Angers Animal Rights Activists
Feb. 28, 2005
The Dog Translator
Feb. 27, 2005
Mr. Rogers Had An Asteroid Named After Him
Feb. 27, 2005
Virgin Mobile's Caller Deliverance Will Lie For You
Feb. 26, 2005
Clear Channel Gave 13 Women Free Breast Enlargement Surgeries
Feb. 25, 2005
Toddler The Robot Takes Giant Step For Robotics
Feb. 21, 2005
Howard Dean Makes Another Racist Remark
Feb. 17, 2005
Valentine's Day Outlawed In Saudi Arabia
Feb. 13, 2005
Where There's Smoke, There's Fired Weyco Employees
Feb. 11, 2005
Sir Paul McCartney's Superbore Halftime Show
Feb. 8, 2005
Hooters Air: A Politically Incorrect Airline
Feb. 7, 2005
Girls Gone Cookie Monsters
Feb. 6, 2005
Tom Delay Inserts Foot In Mouth
Feb. 4, 2005
Outlawing The Lap Dance In Las Vegas
Feb. 4, 2005
The Purpose Driven Life
Feb. 1, 2005
Singapore Has Library Cops
Jan. 30, 2005
Charles Bronson: Action Hero For The Ages
Jan. 29, 2005
Ronald McDonald, A Health Ambassador?
Jan. 28, 2005
It's Not Easy Being A Cop
Jan. 27, 2005
Barbie Is A Lesbian
Jan. 25, 2005
Gay High School [The Harvey Milk High School]
Jan. 23, 2005
Old Man Winter Is Beset With Diarrhea This Year
Jan. 22, 2005
Jerry Falwell Exploits Tsunami
Jan. 20, 2005
Shopping At Walmart [Slave Laborers In China Make Cool Stuff]
Jan. 18, 2005
Is Cheerleading A Sport?
Jan. 17, 2005
George W. Bush's Red State Mentality
Jan. 16, 2005
The Vermont Teddy Bear Co. "Crazy For You Bear"
Jan. 15, 2005
Ode To Elvis Presley
Jan. 14, 2005
What Is Art? [Crap Is Crap]
Jan. 13, 2005
Frivolous Lawsuits
Jan. 10, 2005
Armstrong Williams Is A Shill For The Bush Administration
Jan. 9, 2005
Keep Cameras Out Of Jury Deliberations
Jan. 6, 2005
Instant Messages
Jan. 4, 2005
Underachieving Students Need Tutors, Not Lawyers
Jan. 3, 2005
The Killer Tsunami: Leave God Out Of The Equation
Jan. 2, 2005
My TV Is Always There
Dec. 29, 2004
Deep-Fried Twinkies
Dec. 28, 2004
The War On Constitutional Rights
Dec. 27, 2004
Secondhand Smoke Is A Proven Killer
Dec. 27, 2004
Duct Tape Can Remove Warts
Dec. 26, 2004
George W. Bush And God
Dec. 23, 2004
The Google Library
Dec. 23, 2004
Don't Ban Oreo Cookies
Dec. 22, 2004
Donald Rumsfeld: Let Them Eat Cake
Dec. 21, 2004
Is SpongeBob SquarePants Gay?
Dec. 18, 2004
We Are Slaves Of The Matrix
Dec. 17, 2004
Fortune Cookie Blues
Dec. 17, 2004
Censor On-Screen Smoking?
Dec. 16, 2004
Colin Powell And Michael Powell
Dec. 16, 2004
In The Name Of God
Dec. 15, 2004
Scott Peterson Sentenced To Death
Dec. 14, 2004
Ode To Jamie Lee Curtis
Dec. 14, 2004
America West And Northwest Airlines Charge For In-Flight Meals
Dec. 13, 2004
Don't Codify Homophobia
Dec. 13, 2004
Professional Athletes Need To Emulate Kids
Dec. 12, 2004
The Month Of December
Dec. 12, 2004
George Lopez, Hispanics, And TV
Dec. 11, 2004
To Imagine [An Important Part Of The Creative Process]
Dec. 10, 2004
Joy And Pain
Dec. 9, 2004
Evangelicals Want George W. Bush To Enact Their Agenda Now
Dec. 9, 2004
The Pledge Of Allegiance Has Outlived Its Usefullness
Dec. 8, 2004
The Christian Rapture Is A Fairy Tale
Dec. 8, 2004
Does Michael Jackson Tap His Feet In The Waiting Room?
Dec. 8, 2004
The Jim Carrey Comedy Bruce Almighty [God As A Black Man]
Dec. 8, 2004
Barry Bonds Denies Using Steroids
Dec. 7, 2004
Misery In The Arab World
Dec. 7, 2004
Fast Food Consumers Should Practice "Portion Control"
Dec. 6, 2004
Pop Stars: Madonna, Michael Jackson, David Bowie, And Eminem
Dec. 5, 2004
Jesus Junk [Part 2]
Dec. 4, 2004
The Vanity Of Oprah Winfrey
Dec. 3, 2004
I Like My Name
Dec. 2, 2004
Christian School Principal Whips Up Controversy
Dec. 1, 2004
Who Defines "Moral Values"?
Nov. 30, 2004
The Joys Of Taking A Bath
Nov. 29, 2004
Is Religion A Good Thing?
Nov. 27, 2004
Smith & Wesson's .50-Caliber Magnum: Go Ahead Bambi, Make My Day!
Nov. 26, 2004
Holy Toast And Jerry Falwell's Jesus Junk
Nov. 24, 2004
Oliver Stone's "Alexander" Stirs Up Controversy
Nov. 24, 2004
Home Schooling; Not A Good Idea
Nov. 23, 2004
Terrell Owens: Desperate For Attention
Nov. 21, 2004
Disappearing Childhood
Nov. 21, 2004
Testosterone Fuels American Pop Culture; We Need Girl Power
Nov. 19, 2004
Confessions Of A Cash Advance Employee
Nov. 18, 2004
Pharmacists Take A Moral Stand
Nov. 17, 2004
Russell Jones Was A Horrible Role Model
Nov. 16, 2004
In 2008 Democrats Will Regain The White House
Nov. 15, 2004
Ode To The Cartwheel
Nov. 14, 2004
PhotoStamps Are A Sign That Armageddon Is Around The Corner
Nov. 13, 2004
Recapturing The Unity Of 9/11
Nov. 12, 2004
Jerry Falwell To Launch "Faith And Values Coalition"
Nov. 10, 2004
Oprah Winfrey Attracts Screwballs
Nov. 9, 2004
What's Scarier, Scaremare Or Bush's Victory?
Nov. 8, 2004
Killing The Terrorists In The Name Of The Lord?
Nov. 7, 2004
Join The Military And Get Free Cosmetic Surgery
Nov. 7, 2004
A Southern House Is Not A Home Without A Porch
Nov. 6, 2004
Evangelicals Have A Passion For Blood
Nov. 5, 2004
George W. Bush Won, But More Importantly Democracy Won
Nov. 4, 2004
Fake Bullet Holes
Nov. 1, 2004
Beer And Girls Trumps Enlightenment And Nirvana
Nov. 1, 2004
Queer Eye Gives Gays A Black Eye
Oct. 31, 2004
The Complexity Of Racism
Oct. 31, 2004
Ban Low-Rider Jeans?
Oct. 29, 2004
Ralph Nader: Selfish Spoiler
Oct. 29, 2004
John Kerry Uses Faux-Faith To Troll For Votes
Oct. 27, 2004
Ran Into An Old Lover The Other Day...
Oct. 27, 2004
The Pope Should Stop Meddling In American Affairs
Oct. 26, 2004
Ashlee Simpson Self-Destructs On Live TV
Oct. 25, 2004
Undecideds Will Determine The Outcome Of The Election
Oct. 25, 2004
The Foolishness Of Religion
Oct. 24, 2004
Letting Go
Oct. 23, 2004
Censorship In Singapore And America [Taking Smut Off The Air]
Oct. 23, 2004
Victory For Family Values
Oct. 22, 2004
John Kerry And Mary Cheney
Oct. 21, 2004
Love Is A Multifaceted Experience
Oct. 20, 2004
Obese Kids Are Less Violent And Less Likely To Get Pregnant
Oct. 19, 2004
McJobs: Low-pay, Require Little Skill And Provide Little Opportunity
Oct. 18, 2004
Is There A God Gene?
Oct. 18, 2004
Obesity A Disease?
Oct. 17, 2004
Falling In Love
Oct. 17, 2004
Religious Superstition
Oct. 16, 2004
Howard Stern: The $500 Million Savior Of Satellite Radio?
Oct. 16, 2004
Jerry Falwell And Separation Of Church And State
Oct. 16, 2004
Ode To Jenny
Oct. 15, 2004
No Golden Arches On The Information Highway
Oct. 15, 2004
Silly Quiz
Oct. 14, 2004
Living In A Small City
Oct. 13, 2004
Senator Mark Dayton Is A Coward
Oct. 13, 2004
Know Your Enemy
Oct. 12, 2004
Deconstruction The First Commandment
Oct. 12, 2004
The End Of Faith?
Oct. 11, 2004
If Bill Gates Had Invented TV
Oct. 11, 2004
Ode To Patches
Oct. 10, 2004
Should You Sue McDonalds?
Oct. 9, 2004
GOP Dirty Politics [Will Liberals Ban The Bible?]
Oct. 8, 2004
Got Jesus?
Oct. 6, 2004
Most Elderly Folks Don't Need A Hoveround
Oct. 4, 2004
SubservientChicken.com [Make A Fake Chicken Obey Your Commands]
Oct. 2, 2004
Cat Stevens A Terrorist? [Yusuf Islam]
Sept. 30, 2004
Jerry Falwell Should Keep Out Of Politics
Sept. 29, 2004
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