Michael Moore

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Mike Romer

Michael Moore
May 10, 2004

Well, it seems that ugly wanna-be psychopath and bad film expert; Michael Moore has raised its serpent-like head once again. (My apologies to Serpents everywhere).

He's now claiming Disney is refusing to distribute his latest anti-Bush propaganda film, whose title I don't know and probably will never know, as I'd rather have root canal with only aspirin as a pain-killer than watch one of this overblown egoist of the first ilk's movies.

He claims the reason for Disney's refusal to distribute his film is getting tax breaks from the Governor of Florida. (That swell place of intelligent voters who didn't know who they were voting for in the year 2000) Jeb Bush, which they are afraid to lose.

It always amazed me that they can manage several Bingo cards at one time, but can't pick the right name they want to vote for on a list of about four people.

I had to sit and endure his last "film" Bowling for Columbine in an English class last year, it was the longest 1 ½ hours of my life, and I've had numerous heart attacks and a mini- stroke, they were nothing compared to the pain of watching this buffoon try to convince a sensible American audience that the shooting at the high school was the fault of the National Rifle Association, and Republicans in general. And anyone but those that actually pulled the triggers.

He attempted to open a bank account, trying to lead the viewer into believing that they stored guns and ammunition right there in the bank, he even staged a scene where he walked out of the bank with a rifle, trying to impress upon the viewer that the bank gave him the rifle right on the spot. (Why a bank president or manager would agree to such a stunt in beyond any reasoning I can conjure up)

Another cute scene was where he showed a satellite missile being hauled from the manufacturing plant, claiming it was a nuclear capable weapon, and was sure to point out that the missile was being hauled right in front of a high school in the middle of the night, implying that this somehow caused the students of the school, who were probably either asleep or drunk with dates, to go out and shoot their fellow classmates the next day.

I suppose the Nuclear Regulatory Commission should consult a creature like Moore before they transport anymore missiles or any like items, because we all know that Moore is an expert on such matters, because he showed the viewer his Lifetime NRA card.

So now, we have this self-appointed expert on foreign affairs telling us that President Bush knew well beforehand that the terrorist attacks were going to take place, and did nothing to stop the murder of more than three thousand innocent souls. All of this non-action because of political reasons and gain.

Now we all know that Moore hates the President and all things not of the left of the left side of the political spectrum, but I believe this goes too far, even for a slime bucket like Moore. Does this idiot actually believe an American president would sacrifice the lives of three thousand plus innocent people just to make him and his administration look better in the nation's eyes?

Or: To win an election?

To avenge the attempted murder of his father?

To give him an excuse to go to war with Iraq?

We all know President Bush's approval number went through the roof right after September 11, 2001. I'm sure he'd rather the numbers go down, than let three thousand innocent souls die at the hands of the lowlifes that hijacked the planes and murdered the crews, before flying the aircraft into three buildings and a field in Pennsylvania.

Moore is crying to the media that will listen to his sob story of how the big corporations are picking on this 'small' guy that just wants to get his message out to the public.

I used the word "small" with hesitation, and you'd know why if you ever had the misfortune to see Moore on TV or other places. The best thing that can be said about Moore is he learned to walk on his hind legs. And, that my friend is quite an accomplishment for this slug.

If Moore feels that his latest 'film' is so important, and should be shown, why doesn't he follow Mel Gibson's lead and distribute it himself?

After all, this 'hero' of the downtrodden has made a bundle of cash from his films and books. Or maybe he doesn't want to give up his humble $1.9 million home in New York.

Moore has a habit of wearing a baseball cap wherever he goes, be it an award ceremony, or a formal gathering. He's the type that would wear sneakers with a suit. The kindest thing I can say about this poor excuse for a filmmaker is that he never served in the military, his presence would surely have spoiled the fine young men and women that serve and protect us.

We all know that there is nothing President Bush could do to satisfy Moore other than hanging himself, his cabinet and staff in the Capitol rotunda. And turning the reins of government over to Tom Dashboard and friends.

Is it just me, or does anyone hear the shower scene music from the movie "Psycho" when Moore's image appears anywhere?

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About the author: Mike Romer is a politically incorrect, disgruntled resident of New Jersey and thinks a lot of people need their heads screwed on properly. He enjoys writing, reading and painting landscapes. Email: triv.fan@verizon.net

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