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Jan 15, 2004 ARRRR! Yessssss! It’s working like a charm, it is! I’ve managed to split the wily Anglicans and now I am easily dividing what was the most despicably moral country in the world, one state at a time! Welcome to my immoral fold New Jersey! I cannot wait for your liberal demic-rat governor to sign this newest piece of immoral legislation! I have kept your churches silent and have even turned many of them to acceptance of sinful practices. Oh! The joy! You can’t stop me you silly Christians-in-name- only. Your apathy is apparent. Your appeasement is assured. Another entire state legislative body has fallen to my whims and condemned millions to eternal damnation! Hooray for me! Now, if I can just get those really spiritual Christians; the ones who really read, understand and practice true faith to just shut up; I will be able to conquer this so-called “moral” nation altogether! I am stripping out those lousy 10 Commandments, thanks to my friends at the ACLU. I am erasing all that rotten religious symbolism from the hearts and minds of people who think they have freedom thanks to my hosts of liberal columnists like Ellen Goodman and Michael Kinsey. HA! HA! HA! I have fooled them all! I am enslaving them and chaining them to a life of everlasting punishment and I’m doing it all in the name of “tolerance” and “love”. HA! HA! HA! The Fools! Ah! The ecstasy! Watching through the years as these American multicultural-tolerant fools accepted the evil of their demic-rat president. To see that evil fool’s lawlessness survive the attacks of the righteous was a thing to behold! TAKE THAT GOD! And now that clod’s wife is spreading her own brand of evil. Thanks to me, the enabler is now the enabled. She fooled the entire State of New York! Just wait till 2008 and see what I can do! AH! HA! HA! HA! Yessss! Today has been a great day! Now, 5 of the 50 United States have agreed to permit the spread of immorality and the unnatural. Soon all 50 will be in my pocket. I am going to win! There is nothing those quietly acquiescing Christians-so- called can do now. But, ARRRR! What to do about those truly righteous ones who trust God is true? What to do? What to do? I know that if I can stop their mouths and shut up their prayers, eventually God will have to judge America like he judged all the other nations I fooled into unrighteousness. ARRR! I’m sure I’ll find something. For now I’ll be content seeing them shouted down as intolerant bigots and homophobes by all my wolves wearing the sheep’s clothing of “tolerance” and “acceptance of alternative lifestyles”! Yesss! I’m so happy! Maybe I can whisper into the ears of the courts again. I have been very successful with America’s courts. AH! Yesss! I must forever confuse the true meaning of that blasted First Amendment of that stupid Constitution! I might not get David Limbaugh, but the rest of those nasty, tried and true Christians must be destroyed! AH! HA! HA! HA! ------------ About the Author: Independent, Conservative, Christian. Married 29 years with 5 children raised and one grandson being raised. 30 year Army Veteran and published poet with www.poetry.com since Y2K. Email Michael John McCrae: michael.mccrae@us.army.mil Comment on this column in the forum. Tell a friend about this site! ------------ |
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