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Aug 31, 2004 Hey gang! I am one of the only regular columnists in this site that doesn’t have some kind of book or screen play going; but I’ve been muddling around a few ideas in my head. First I was thinking of a Diet Book. I wrote a little about that a while back. I did give up that idea though because I really like to eat. Then I was thinking I would write a “How To” Book. There are millions of those books and I’m not really an expert enough at any one thing to make any “How To” interesting enough to make any money with that. Then I was thinking I could write a children’s book or perhaps just put together a book of my poetry. Well, Madonna seems to have the children’s book category sewed up for now and Maya Angelu is the only poet’s name anyone cares to know these days. But here’s a really great idea for a book. There are these two guys; and one is kind of crazy and very angry at the President of the United States. He’s really angry that this President smoked pot but never inhaled; and that he could take an excellent cigar and ruin it by doing unspeakable sexual things with it. He is extremely upset because he is a veteran of the war that this president managed to dodge the draft for. Then he is even more upset that because this president actually hates all things military; he first tried to destroy the military morally, then he did destroy it physically through continual draw- downs and budget cuts. This crazy guy’s hatred really boils over in a recounting of the 4 major attacks against America that went unanswered by this president. With all this pent up rage; this crazy and really angry fellow begins thinking and voicing ways he would like to assassinate this scumbag President. In fact, every time this fellow speaks of this president, he calls him “President Scumbag”. The other guy just sits there and agrees with every single plan of assassination and even adds some ideas of his own. WHAT? What do you mean that’s already been done? WHAT? The name of the book is “Checkpoint”; and it’s about two guys talking about killing President Bush and they really use his NAME!? Wow! That’s scary. Well, I had this other idea for a play; where everyone in the play wants to assassinate the President because he cheated on his wife a lot of times; he kept trying to take illegal campaign contributions from Communist Chinese and he had 80 Texans killed and was able to blame it on his Department of Justice headed by a woman. This play can be billed as a comedy laugh riot; with all kinds of different people thinking up all kinds of neat and funny assassination plots against this real LOSER President. WHAT? What do you mean that’s already been done too! MAN! It’s called “I’m Going to Kill the President, A Federal Offense” and it is being billed as a comedy? MAN! Maybe I will write that “How To” book after all; “How to Kill Former Lying Scumbag Presidents” or “10 Ways to Slaughter Any Liberal Democrat Running in the 2008 Presidential Election”. If I bill the book as a “comedy”; who knows? Seriously though, liberals should be ashamed to let books and plays about assassinating a standing President see the light of day (but they’re not). This is the liberal mindset for 2004. Because of this I have determined that no liberal is to be trusted. They lie constantly and when they cannot get their way, they choose the path of anarchy and liberal judicial fiat to get what they want; or they just whine and moan until the President feels sorry enough toward their meaningless prattle to place further restrictions on the constitution just to shut them up. When the left considers vulgarity America’s “Heart and Soul” and writes plays and books about killing their own American President, it is time to take stock and realize that the left should never be trusted with any political office in any capacity in America. The left is an evil cancer that needs a good dose of radiation therapy. There’s an old Atomic Bomb test site I’d like to see them all moved to in New Mexico. More than two hundred men with first hand knowledge and truthful accountings of events have to shut up because the truths being told are against a liberal liar. The call is to censer the book and to ban all advertising. A liberal can write a “How To” book about killing President Bush; not a peep to be heard. You cannot tell me that it is fair, right or just. Liberals who write such tripe and liberals who agree with it are no more than scum in any book I’ll write. You are certainly free to draw your own conclusions. ------------ About the Author: Michael John McCrae is an Independent, Conservative, Christian who has been personally insulted as a voter because John Kerry thinks the "Heart and Soul of America" lays in the "X-rated sexual innuendo" of Whoopi Goldberg. Well, Michael McCrae thinks America is better than that. Michael McCrae believes there is at least some morality left. So Michael McCrae is going to leave this here (until after the election) as a reminder to all of what John Kerry and John Edwards believe the Real America to be. They believe America's "heart and soul" resides in the "X-rated sexual innuendo" of Whoopi Goldberg. You can draw your own conclusions. Email: macswordV@hotmail.com Tell a friend about this site! ------------ |
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