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Chris Matthews – Interview from the Gutter

By Michael John McCrae
Aug 28, 2004

Sher Zieve wrote about it and on 21 August I found part of the interview’s streamed audio on www.rushlimbaugh.com. Now, I can’t recall the name of Matthew’s program; was it “Spitball”, or “Scum ball”? But, I know old Chris really knows how to be rude and abrasive to conservatives; (Bowling Ball?).

Anyway, liberal lovers of “Cheese Ball”, or “Cotton Ball”, or (Basketball?); were probably beside themselves (like always, because they are schizoid), rooting for old Chris to knock Michelle Malkin through the wall.

Poor Michelle had the audacity (and the absolute bravery) to not only read “Unfit for Command”, but actually understand that John Kerry may have incurred several of his wounds by “self- infliction”. Old Chris of “Soft Ball”, or “Foot Ball” had a crap fit (Crap Ball?) and started yelling at Michelle.

Well, it turns out Mrs. Malkin was to have two segments on Matthew’s “Wrecking Ball”, or “Base Ball”, but Old Chris cut her short (Slime Ball?) because he personally hadn’t read “Unfit for Command”. Chris had to call for one of the “Roller Ball” (Wiffle Ball?) staff to find him a copy and someone swiped Michelle Malkin’s copy to give to the host of “Fuzz Ball”, or “Stick Ball”, or whatever; (Have a Ball?)

It also turns out that Chris Matthews of “Scuzz Ball” is a letch. He kept prodding Mrs. Malkin about her age; which had nothing to do with either reason Michelle Malkin was asked to come on “Cannon Ball” in the first place!

Anyway, Matthews; No, not him; the schizoid one; later went to his Blog (Blog Ball?) to take some extra slaps (Hand Ball?) at the conservative Malkin. So Matthews is not only a crud (Dirt Ball?), but a heel.

It was Rush Limbaugh who gave Michelle Malkin the time promised her by the host of “Power Ball”, to promote her new book (which actually has nothing to do with John Kerry) “In Defense of Internment”, which old Chris Matthews of “Cue Ball” probably hasn’t read either. At least on Mr. Limbaugh’s program Mrs. Malkin was allowed to speak more than 4 words in a row to make her points.

Chris Matthews is nothing more than a democratic party hack dressed in journalist’s clothing. He belittles truth and is made the fool by every conservative he dares to bring on (Speed Ball?). Yet, liberals love their own so we are not going to see the cancellation of (Bocce Ball?), (Volley Ball?), (Lucille Ball?) any time soon.

For an old guy who articulates as well as the “AFLAC” Duck, Matthews might be better suited sitting across from James Carville on that other liberal show of iconic virtue “Cross Fit” or “Criss Cross” or “Crossed Fingers”?

MAN! I really struggle with the titles of those liberal; shows because I just don’t watch any of them. They have nothing to say. Besides, with names like “Hair Ball” and “Cross Cut”, and hosts as wretched as Carville and Matthews, I can understand 0.8 and 0.5 percent cable audience ratings.

As always, you are free to draw your own conclusions.

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About the Author: Michael John McCrae is an Independent, Conservative, Christian who has been personally insulted as a voter because John Kerry thinks the "Heart and Soul of America" lays in the "X-rated sexual innuendo" of Whoopi Goldberg. Well, Michael McCrae thinks America is better than that. Michael McCrae believes there is at least some morality left. So Michael McCrae is going to leave this here (until after the election) as a reminder to all of what John Kerry and John Edwards believe the Real America to be. They believe America's "heart and soul" resides in the "X-rated sexual innuendo" of Whoopi Goldberg. You can draw your own conclusions. Email: macswordV@hotmail.com

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