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Mar 18, 2004 SATAN: File your Reports! DEMON #1: Yeah Boss! I done good. I got dat Rosie chick married off to his/her wife/husband/spouse or whatever. Worked like a charm too! Front page news all over da place! DEMON #2: Yeah Satan Dude! I been gettin dem openly gay mayors to go against dare oats of office too! Dare breaking laws left and right. Dem gay governors are gettin in da act too! It's great! DEMON #3: I had a close call the other day Boss, but I did get dat US Supreme Court to slam dem pesky Boy Scouts in Connecicut. Pretty soon they'll have to start hiring gay scoutmasters or they'll never get another dime from anybody. DEMON #4: Gee Boss! Why didn't ya let me finish off dat Limbaugh guy! Why'd ya let dat ACLU bunch defend him? Oh, okay. I'll just shut up den. DEMON #5: I'm sorry Boss! Dat movie "Duh Passion" is just drawing dem in like crazy! You know God still thinks he's better dan you, but not to worry. I got Hollywood working on a bunch of sequals to "Duh Last Temptation". DEMON #6: Yeah Boss! I'm doing real good in duh Middle East and duh other day in Spain. Hamas and duh other terror groups are blowing things up like crazy. I got duh Shiites up in arms against dat American intervention too! DEMON #7: All fronts are looking good boss. Abortion is up and the US Senate is still blocking that partial birth stuff. Divorce is up, especially in Europe where that gay marriage stuff is legal. USA Today is still highlighting the best of John Kerry, over that Holier-than- thou Bush guy. The polls are showing pornography is thriving on the internet and that Jackson boob thing and that other Jackson "Jesus juice" thing are still the talk of the town! SATAN: ARRRR! Tank ye mates! Youze guys are the best demon buddies a guy could ask for. But whoze missin here!? Where's Demon #8? DEMON #7: He was rubbed out Boss! DEMON #1: Yeah. You told him to try to split up dem evangelical Christians and God just swatted him like a bug! It was pretty ugly! SATAN: ARRR! Dat means dem pesky Christians are still out there with dem protest signs! DEMON #2: Yeah boss. And dat "Passion" thing is really havin some impact too! SATAN: Get back out dere youze guys! Dere's still a lot of work to do. Concentrate on California, New York and Massachusetts. Keep working on dat Clinton for VP thing too. Man! If we can score there it would be a real victory! Better den anything Al Gore could get us. I know we might be beatin a dead horse with that Kerry guy, but just keep the media sayin it's gonna be close. Remember, a lie repeated long enough eventually is believed as truth. HECK, it took a long time to convince lawyers and abortion doctors dare weren't no God. Now, get out dare and SLAY'EM! ------------ About the Author: Independent, Conservative, Christian. Married 29 years with 5 children raised and one grandson being raised. 30 year Army Veteran and published poet with www.poetry.com since Y2K. Email Michael John McCrae: michael.mccrae@us.army.mil Tell a friend about this site! ------------ |
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