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About the author: Mike Russell is a Ninja/fighter pilot/ astronaut with x-ray vision who likes to make up stuff about the author when his wife isn’t looking. Email Mike: mikerussellus@yahoo.com

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To War Against A Religion
Sept. 7, 2010

The Final Solution To The Prop. 8 Issue, Solved
Aug. 15, 2010

A Line Drawn In The Sand, Bad Timing By Terrorists And Oil Of Oy Vey
May 6, 2010

Arrogance In America
Apr. 29, 2009

When The Party Ends. .
Apr. 20, 2009

Hey Mr. Talliban, Tally Me Banana. . .
Apr. 7, 2009

A Rose By Any Other Name?
Apr. 2, 2009

A Wake Up Call
Mar. 27, 2009

Are You Ever Or Have You Ever Been A Member . . .
Mar. 25, 2009

Now All We Need Is Laser Beams, Ninjas, And Zombies
Mar. 6, 2009

Raising Liberals For Fun And Profit
Feb. 27, 2009

Welcome To The USS Of A
Feb. 16, 2009

An Open Letter To All My Readers
Feb. 5, 2009

You Have Got To Be Kidding Me
Jan. 25, 2009

Don't Panic
Nov. 5, 2008

They Have Finally Lost It
Oct. 28, 2008

Unmasked
Oct. 24, 2008

Barakistan
Oct. 6, 2008

3 Of A Kind, Empress, Barry White, And A Nice Scotch
Jan. 21, 2008

Voting Actually Matters
Jan. 12, 2008

A Death In Florida: Terri Schiavo
Mar. 28, 2005

The Day After The Day After Tomorrow
May 30, 2004

The Ugly Side Of War
May 8, 2004

Sixth Grade Politics Revisited
Apr 25, 2004

Condi, Clowns, and Clinton
Apr 10, 2004

Conversations With The Dead
Mar 16, 2004

Phone Calls From The Edge
Mar 11, 2004

Jobs, Gays, And A Mission To Mars
Mar 7, 2004

Moving Day
Feb 1, 2004

ACLU Redefined
Jan 9, 2004

Year In Review
Dec 31, 2003

Peter Pan Has To Grow Up
Dec 2, 2003

Audio Killed These Radio Stars
Dec 2, 2003

They're Out To Get Me
Nov 19, 2003

Refresher Course In History
Nov 2, 2003

Coward Defined
Nov 2, 2003

It Takes A Village To Lie
Oct 27, 2003

Little House In The Suburbs
Oct 18, 2003

Elvis Is Actually In Des Moines
Oct 10, 2003

Fifth Grade Politics Part 1
Oct 9, 2003

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