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Matthew Bastian

About Matthew Bastian: Recovering socialist, part-time drummer, long-suffering Brewers fan, and all-around beach hound, Mr. Bastian lives in central New Jersey. Email Matthew Bastian: mbastian19@hotmail.com

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Lighten Up, Keyes
Oct. 4, 2006

The Password Is...Aaarggh!
Sept. 10, 2006

Israel's Folly
Aug. 23, 2006

Gay Gene Discovered...Sort Of
June 30, 2006

Zarq The Knife
June 9, 2006

Breed All About It
June 1, 2006

The Da Vinci Load Of...
May 26, 2006

Oil, Oil, Toil And Trouble
May 11, 2006

Are We Getting The Hang Of This Election Thing Or What?
Nov. 10, 2004

John Kerry Is Trying To Have It Both Ways On Religion
Oct. 20, 2004

40 Million Strong...and Growing!
June 5, 2004

Pump It UP!
May 28, 2004

Et tu, Teddy?
Apr 7, 2004

Spanish Influence-a
Mar 19, 2004

12 Steps to the Right
Mar 3, 2004

Straight Eye for the Queer Marriage
Feb 19, 2004

Opinionettes
Feb 6, 2004

Howard Dean is a Nazi!
Jan 15, 2004

The Dean of Foreign Policy
Dec 31, 2003

A Dark and Dangerous Horse
Dec 20, 2003

Greedy Old Party?
Dec 16, 2003

Advise And Consent, Schumer Style
Nov 21, 2003

Mock the Vote
Nov 12, 2003

John Ashcroft: Kicker of Puppies
Oct 27, 2003

"Assault Weapons:" Riding into the Sunset
Aug 9, 2003

Just Another Long Weekend?
July 9, 2003

The New Crusaders - Pt II
July 3, 2003

Weep Just A Little For The Future
June 24, 2003

The Transporter
June 14, 2003

The Petulant French Strike Again
May 28, 2003

Robin Hood: Dems in Tights
May 22, 2003

Ghosts of Robert Bork
May 15, 2003

Would You Like a Side of Guilt With That?
Apr 30, 2003

The New (un-caped) Crusaders
Apr 28, 2003

A Load of Bull...Durham
Apr 18, 2003

Al-Sahhaf for President!
Apr 9, 2003

On Slackers and Slogans
Mar 28, 2003

Reflections On Phil Donahue's Cancelled Show
Mar 14, 2003

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