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Not Going To See Peace For Awhile
July 23, 2006

I've Returned
June 29, 2006

Being A Grandpa Is Great
Aug. 27, 2005

Terrorists Are The Craziest People
July 23, 2005

Racism On Star Trek
June 11, 2005

Deep Throat A Hero?
June 1, 2005

The Book Comes Out Today
May 2, 2005

Things Are A Happening
Apr. 30, 2005

Paramount Canceled Star Trek: Enterprise
Apr. 22, 2005

You Can Always Tell A Liberal
Apr. 19, 2005

How Can I Get Help From CSI?
Apr. 18, 2005

The Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy And God
Apr. 14, 2005

I'm A Loser
Apr. 7, 2005

The Next Pope
Apr. 7, 2005

The Dog Wouldn't Eat My Homework!
Apr. 6, 2005

The Truth About The Wizard Of Oz
Mar. 26, 2005

Terri Shiavo: Where's God In This Equation?
Mar. 25, 2005

Surviving A Birthday With Chemo
Mar. 21, 2005

A Sad Farewell To Fritters
Mar. 11, 2005

Happy Trails To Dan Rather
Mar. 10, 2005

Hillary Clinton, Dan Rather, Martha Stewart, And Michael Jackson
Mar. 9, 2005

Martha Stewart Is A Dangerous Criminal [Part 2]
Mar. 8, 2005

Martha Stewart Is A Dangerous Criminal: Lock Down The Kitchen
Mar. 3, 2005

The Double Delimma
Mar. 2, 2005

241 Sale
Mar. 2, 2005

Watching The Loons Come Out At Night At Denny's
Mar. 1, 2005

Winter Blues
Feb. 28, 2005

An Appeal For Prayer [Cancer In My Colon]
Feb. 18, 2005

Michael Jackson Is A Time Lord
Feb. 1, 2005

Life With An Expectant Grandfather
Jan. 31, 2005

Alone Again, Another Year
Jan. 5, 2005

Christmas Is Over [Now, Where's The Batteries?]
Dec. 26, 2004

A Happy Holiday Carol (For My Liberal Pals)
Dec. 25, 2004

Sheri Meets Her Match
Dec. 21, 2004

Merry Fill In The Blank
Dec. 10, 2004

'Tis The Season [My Apologies To Bill Shatner]
Nov. 30, 2004

Dan Rather Listened To Me
Nov. 24, 2004

Arlen Specter Is A Mean Spirited Liberal
Nov. 18, 2004

The Problem Of Yasser Arafat
Nov. 12, 2004

Consoling Dan Rather
Nov. 8, 2004

My Condolences To John And Elizabeth Edwards And Family
Nov. 5, 2004

John Kerry Should Stop Being A Sore-Loser And Admit He Lost
Nov. 3, 2004

Halloween Is Not The Devil's Holiday
Oct. 31, 2004

Frankie Bows Out
Oct. 29, 2004

The Meeting With Mayor Daley
Oct. 27, 2004

The Yard Card Polls
Oct. 26, 2004

A Warning To Democrats [John Kerry Yells At People]
Oct. 24, 2004

Dissecting A Liberal
Oct. 22, 2004

Teresa Heinz Kerry: Teaching Isn't A Real Job
Oct. 21, 2004

NAACP Gives Mary Poppins Crack Cocaine To Vote For John Kerry
Oct. 20, 2004

Democrats Are Scaring Voters For Halloween
Oct. 19, 2004

NAACP Giving Away Crack Cocaine To Sign Up Kerry Voters
Oct. 18, 2004

John Kerry And John Edwards As Wooden Puppets [World Police]
Oct. 18, 2004

It Would Be A Crime To Elect Barack Obama
Oct. 17, 2004

John Kerry Gets A Botox Treatment
Oct. 16, 2004

Ted Koppel Makes Me Sick [Asking Viet Cong About John Kerry]
Oct. 15, 2004

John Kerry Is A Trained Geneticist... Amazing!
Oct. 15, 2004

John Kerry Missed A Golden Opportunity
Oct. 14, 2004

How To Pick A Ripe Liberal
Oct. 14, 2004

John Kerry Can Make People Walk Out Of Their Wheelchairs?
Oct. 13, 2004

Superman Christopher Reeve Tribute [Death Of A Hero]
Oct. 11, 2004

John Kerry; Wanted For Impersonating A War Hero
Oct. 10, 2004

The Liberal's Prayer
Oct. 7, 2004

John Edwards Is A Living Doll, Almost
Oct. 6, 2004

John Kerry, Register Your Dead [It's Voting Time]
Oct. 5, 2004

John Kerry Leads George W. Bush [Polls Should Use Warning Labels]
Oct. 4, 2004

I'm Not Going To Watch John Kerry Debate
Sept. 30, 2004

John Kerry's "Inarticulate Moment" [A Kerryism For Flip-Flop]
Sept. 29, 2004

Are You A Nicotine Nazi?
Sept. 28, 2004

Being A Professional Journalist
Sept. 27, 2004

The Olson Twins, Mary-Kate And Ashley [Terrible Twos]
Sept. 26, 2004

Kudos To Useless-Knowledge
Sept. 25, 2004

Who Would Jesus Vote For? [WWJVF]
Sept. 24, 2004

Preconceptions About Getting Public Aid
Sept. 23, 2004

John Kerry's Next Job [David Letterman's Sidekick]
Sept. 21, 2004

John Kerry and George W. Bush Are 9th Cousins
Sept. 20, 2004

Looking For A Dog At The DNC
Sept. 18, 2004

The Next Michael Moore Movie
Sept. 17, 2004

Dan Rather Straps A Bomb To Himself In The CBS Anchor Chair
Sept. 16, 2004

Dan Rather's CBS; If The News Doesn't Fit, Make It Up
Sept. 15, 2004

Rush Limbaugh; The Perfect Election Night Commentator
Sept. 13, 2004

Can George W. Bush Be Stopped? I Hope Not!
Sept. 12, 2004

Well Wishes To The Good People Of Florida
Sept. 11, 2004

Why Wasn't The Professor In The Running?
Sept. 10, 2004

John Kerry Hiding Behind The Skirts Of His Supporters
Sept. 9, 2004

John Kerry Graduates From Slick Willy's School Of Waffles
Sept. 8, 2004

Liberals Are Not Logical
Sept. 6, 2004

Why There Will Always Be Terrorists
Sept. 5, 2004

Zell Miller Quarter-Backing For The Right
Sept. 4, 2004

Who Could Argue With Arnold Schwarzenegger's Logic?
Sept. 1, 2004

Michael Moore Treated Nicely, The Bush Twins Are Behaving [Calm In Neu Yawk]
Aug 31, 2004

John Kerry And The National Talking Head Assosiation
Aug 30, 2004

John Kerry Might Be A Fun President
Aug 29, 2004

Getting John Kerry Elected [A Little Advice]
Aug 28, 2004

John Kerry As Pacman [Chasing Ghosts of Viet Nam]
Aug 27, 2004

John Kerry's Sinking Swift Boat
Aug 26, 2004

Comforting Little Johnny [John Kerry Complaining Over Swift Boat Ads]
Aug 24, 2004

Letter to Alan Keyes
Aug 23, 2004

Marriage: Not For The Young, Or The Restless
Aug 22, 2004

Shooting Sports
Aug 21, 2004

Help And Aid To Skulls Full Of Mush
Aug 20, 2004

Attack of the Vidbots
Aug 19, 2004

Paydirt, I Struck A Nerve
Aug 18, 2004

The Father's Prayer
Aug 17, 2004

John Kerry's Long-Winded Hot Air Is Like A Hurricane
Aug 15, 2004

Hey John Kerry, Where Do I Register for My Purple Heart?
Aug 13, 2004

What's Wrong With Imported Talent? [Alan Keyes]
Aug 13, 2004

The Backyard of the Living Darned. It's Alive!
Aug 12, 2004

Living The Star Trek Life
Aug 10, 2004

Vote Alan Keyes To Get Out From Under Barack Obama's Chicago Thumb
Aug 9, 2004

Two Johns, No Waiting [The Democratic Ticket May Be In Trouble]
Aug 6, 2004

I'm Not From Missouri [Amendment To Ban Same-Sex Marriage]
Aug 4, 2004

John Kerry is a Toon
Aug 4, 2004

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