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Lanny Grant

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July 27, 2003

Liberals have somehow outdone themselves; and this is from the same group of people who claim Ronald Reagan just happened to be in office when the Cold War somehow "magically" ended.

Within thirty-six hours of positively identifying current bunk mates in Hell, Uday and Qusay Hussein, New York Congressman Charles Rangel, a prominent Democrat, appeared on "Hannity and Colmes." Instead of giving a grudging moment of praise to our military, our President, and our country, for making the world this much safer, he, instead, asserted that killing these barbaric, sadistic, cruel, torturing, murdering, and raping monsters was wrong. He said that the American government cannot have a policy of targeting civilians for assassination.

I know the Brothers Hussein are representative of who usually votes Democrat. I can understand him not wanting to upset his base.

This leads us to the day when we do find, and kill Saddam; and when we find, and destroy, his WMD's. It won't be "What Would Jesus Do," it will be WWDS - What Will the Democrats Say?

We Have Captured Saddam Hussein.

"Captured him?! We didn't kill him?"

We Have Killed Saddam Hussein.

"Killed him? Couldn't we have captured him so he could tell us about his WMD's and the programs?"

We Have Captured Saddam Hussein And He Told Us Everything About His WMD's And The Programs, And We Have Uncovered The Stockpiles of Weapons.

"But, why did it take so long? It must be an intelligence breakdown, or President Bush lied to the American People. Let's form committees, have an investigation, and hold hearings."

While You Are Doing That, We Are Turning Our Focus To North Korea.

"Why isn't our attention on Iran? They are the number one exporter of terrorism and anti- Americanism. They are the real threat to the United States."

The Majority Of The Population of Iran Is Under 30 And They Are Pro-America. They Will Soon Overthrow the Muslim Theocracy And Replace It With A Democracy. We Don't Need To Send Troops, Only Aid To Help The Anti-Mullah Movement.

"But North Korea is the real threat to the U.S., not Iran."

China Is a Burgeoning Democracy, South Korea's Safety Is Interwoven With What North Korea Does, And North Korea Relies Solely On Foreign Aid For Their Livelihood.

"But Kim Jong-Il actually has nuclear weapons. We have to act now."

So You're Not Officially A Threat Until You Have A Nuclear Weapon? I Guess We Should've Waited to Oust Saddam, Then.

"But...we still haven't captured Osama Bin Laden and Mullah Omar. The war on terror isn't over until we find them."

We Ousted The Biggest Terrorist In The World, And Turned Iraq Into A Fully Functioning Democracy; The Second Biggest Terrorist In The World, Yasser Arafat, Is No Longer Running the Palestinian Authority; President Bush Has A Real Shot At Bringing Peace To The Middle East, Something Nobel Peace Prize Martyr Jimmy Carter Or Felon In Chief Bill Clinton Couldn't Do; We Have Captured All The Important Members of Al Qaeda, And We Have Had No More Terrorist Attacks.

"Tax cuts for the rich!"

But Couples With Children Are Getting A $400 Per Child Tax Check In July.

"...Bush stole the election!"

Even Though All The Recounts Showed He Won?

"Bush is an idiot!"

Bush Graduated From Yale And Has An M.B.A. From Harvard. Al Gore Dropped Out of Divinity School, Vanderbilt Law School And Was In The Bottom Grade Percentile When He Was At Harvard.

"Republicans are stupid, racists and bigots!"

Then Why Are We Running The Country? Are You Saying The Majority Of Americans Are Stupid, Racists, And Bigots?

"We Just Haven't Gotten Our Message Out."

You Have. That's Why We're Running The Country.

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