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Apr 21, 2004 This was forwarded to me, I felt compelled to forward it on to our readers. This may very well be the best thought out item we have read since 9/11/01. Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan - - - what we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand and repeat the following message to the UN Assembly. I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I’ve not heard a plan for peace; here’s my plan. 1] The US will apologize to the world for our “interference” in their affairs, past, present but no future. You know the times, Hitler, Mussolini, Tojo, Castro, Noriega, Mulosovich, Saddam, Osama, Arafat and the rest of those Good-Old-Boys. We promise never to interfere in the future. 2] We start by withdrawing our troops from around the world, starting with Europe, NATO, Southeast Asia, The Balkans, The Middle-east and anywhere else we happen to have sent them. If they don’t want us we can bring our troops home and use them to protect our borders from the invasion of the [illegal] aliens. 3] All un-documented aliens have 90 days to put their affaires in order then they will be given free transportation to Germany from there it up to them to get home. After 120 days they will be rounded up and sent to France, no questions asked. 4] All future visitors will be thoroughly screened and limited to a 90 day visit. No one from any country enabling terrorists would be allowed to enter the country. Asylum will not be an option. We don’t need any more cab drivers of 7 / 11 clerks. Krispy Cream will just have to look inward. 5] No students allowed, all students are terrorists. 6] The US will open Oil exploration off shore, Alaska and any other possible places. The wild life will just have to adjust. It’s possible we may even be able to export Oil. 7] OPEC can find new markets, Give them about a week with no sales and see how fast they decide “America good, World bad”. 8] In the event of natural disaster such as flood, famine, plague, pestilence or other catastrophic events America will be happy to send a condolence card. But no help. 9] Antarctica is reported to be the only unpolluted continent; we can send the UN there. Why should the Anarchic be any different? 10] All Americans will be required to attend makeover sessions. Then no longer can they call us Ugly Americans. Of course these changes will require some other changes. The Statue of Liberty for example will be re-fitted with a baseball bat with the following inscription “ You want a piece of me sucker”? [Slightly altered for brevity]. ------------ About the Author: Ken Hughes is a retired businessman. A political junkie who's passion is the re-education of Liberals and Term Limits for Congress. He has had very little sucess at either. Email Ken Hughes: uncleken@sbcglobal.net Tell a friend about this site! ------------ |
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