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Ken Hughes

It's Only A Rumor But...
Dec 18, 2003

I heard the three attacks on September eleven ( 9/11 ) where planned and executed by the Democratic National Committee.

I heard Ted Kennedy and Robert Byrd where scheduled to be two of the hijackers on 9/11, both refused to fly commercially.

I heard Barbara Streisands gardener is really Osama bin Laden

I heard Nancy Pelosi is Saddam Hussein’s ill-legitimate daughter.

I heard Howard Dean is financing the attacks against Americans in Iraq

I heard Tom Daschle wets his bed. I heard it from an un-identified Senate Intern.

I heard, I heard, I heard. Are any of these rumors any more bazaar than what the Democrats have been accusing President Bush of? I don’t think so!

We are a society obsessed with action figures. We like the terminators, the eliminators, superman, all those super human figures who but for the will of God is us. Our information sources have so aggrandized our thinking reality is unacceptable. The conspiracy theories go back to if George Washington’s teeth where they Maple or Birch. No one believes anything but still believe everything. The Media plays on our obsessions by embellishing, presenting facts not in evidence and out right lying. No truth is so insignificant it can’t be distorted to make a good headline or a week long story. There is one national disaster after another being hyped twenty four hours a day.

Who’s to blame? Politicians, they are no more or less informed than the general public. The Media, they are no different than as the rest of us. Our Educators, This is a start, The Education system has become a vast left wing conspirator spreading the Liberal doctrine. A doctrine bent on Globalization. Let’s count the ways, The UN, NAFTA, KYOTO, EURO DOLLARS, THE INTERNATIONAL COURT. These are but a few of the attempts to create a One World Government.

How would a One World Government function? No crime would be punished save those committed against liberal doctrine. Those energized would support those un-inspired, after all it’s not the lazy mans fault it’s an inherited gene. Tax would be 100 % of income and redistributed by virtue of desire rather than need. All children would be raised in daycare centers freeing parents to pursue their individual pleasures. The elderly would be euphemized at say age 40. Each robot would be required to have a human companion to collect its pay check. The party politic wouldn’t exist, Government leadership would be handed down as patronage, but only if they where really loyal. Since no one would be required to earn a living there would be no need for education. A couple of bits up the food chain and its back to the Dark Ages.

This couldn’t really happen, could it ? Could it really haaa haaa haaa ppp eeen ?

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About the Author: Ken Hughes is a retired businessman. A political junkie who's passion is the re-education of Liberals and Term Limits for Congress. He has had very little sucess at either. Email Ken Hughes: uncleken@wwnet.net

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