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Jaime Furlong

To Mr. Jones—The Grasshoper And Ant
Aug 21, 2003

In the many articles I read I am very concerned about how some can stick to the side of outright wrong in this Country. Scott you’re a Good Guy I can see that. There is no doubt that you do Care about life around you.

In response to the articles written by Mr. Jones I would like you to read the following little diddy and I want you to know this is an EXACT analogy of what the Democrat system is about.

My question to you is what is it you really want? A utopia? If so then you must remove the Evil first, and I afraid my friend this can’t happen by man alone. And I mean this. Have you ever lived a day in your life where you did nothing wrong, or thought nothing bad? And if you did then how did you know if it was bad or good? You had to have some standard to go by. This standard came from somewhere and how do you know its good? My argument to that is look at the results.

Not all republicans are good. But a conservative system (which is fast fading) is the best we can attain for future and family. It puts right and just above all else.

Just read the following and see what I am talking about.

CLASSIC VERSION of the GRASSHOPER & THE ANT: The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter.

The grasshopper thinks he's a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away. Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed. The grasshopper has no food or shelter so he dies out in the cold.

MORAL OF THE STORY: Be responsible for yourself! MODERN VERSION: The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter.

The grasshopper thinks he's a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away.

Come winter, the shivering grasshopper calls a press conference and demands to know why the ant should be allowed to be warm and well fed while others are cold and starving.

CBS, NBC, ABC, and CNN show up to provide pictures of the shivering grasshopper next to a video of the ant in his comfortable home with a table filled with food. America is stunned by the sharp contrast. How can this be, that in a country of such wealth, this poor grasshopper is allowed to suffer so? Kermit the Frog appears on Oprah with the grasshopper, and everybody cries when they sing "It's Not Easy Being Green."

Jesse Jackson stages a demonstration in front of the ant's house where the news stations film the group singing "We shall overcome". Jesse then has the group kneel down to pray to God for the grasshopper's sake.

Tom Daschle & Walter Mondale exclaim in an interview with Peter Jennings that the ant has gotten rich off the back of the grasshopper, and both call for an immediate tax hike on the ant to make him pay his "fair share".

Finally, the EEOC drafts the "Economic Equity and Anti-Grasshopper Act", retroactive to the beginning of the summer.

The ant is fined for failing to hire a proportionate number of green bugs and, having nothing left to pay his retroactive taxes, his home is confiscated by the government.

Hillary gets her old law firm to represent the grasshopper in a defamation suit against the ant, and the case is tried before a panel of federal judges that Bill appointed from a list of single- parent welfare recipients.

The ant loses the case. The story ends as we see the grasshopper finishing up the last bits of the ant's food while the government house he is in, which just happens to be the ant's old house, crumbles around him because he doesn't maintain it.

The ant has disappeared in the snow. The grasshopper is found dead in a drug-related incident and the house, now abandoned, is taken over by a gang of spiders who terrorize the once peaceful neighborhood.

MORAL OF THE STORY:
Vote Republican

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About the author: Jaime Furlong has been in Aeronautics for 3 years and in the Automotive for 10, as well as serving in the Navy for 10 years. Has kids and is actively involved in youth organizations. Email Jaime Furlong: jaime.e.furlong@lmco.com

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