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Best gifts for 2002
Dec 3, 2002

The internet is famous for the variety of items that are available if you have the time to look. This being the time of year that it is, people are looking for that one gift that everyone wants, or the great gift for the person who has everything. Here is my predictions this year for the "Tickle me Elmo" or "Furbie" or "Cabbage Patch" also known as the most popular gift of the year (click the product description for more information.

 

1. The micro remote control car.

These babies are about the size of a matchbox car, and come with a radio remote control. Kids and adults love them because of the size and fun factor. Ideal for play at home or in the office. The site above sells them for 24.99 with 5.95 for shipping.

2. Talking toilet paper roll/monogrammed toilet paper

For that discrimiating wiper who wants the very best, why not give them their initial on the very thing thats closest to their...ummm...errr..I think you get the idea. And while you're at it, leave your message of love on their toilet paper tube...gives a whole new meaning to voicemail. At any rate, these gifts are only 6.95 for the toilet paper rolls and 19.95 for the talking toilet paper roll. Great stocking stuffer.

3. Turd Twister

Not to keep your minds "in the toilet" you really can't imagine for a moment what this does without seeing it up close and personal. Check it out, I know it will invoke a smile...or a grimace. Other interesting products are available.

4. Alivan's Master Wandmakers

For the Harry Potter fan in your household, Alivan's Master Wandmakers is a must. Each wand is handcrafted from the finest hardwoods like Mahogany, Cherry, Maple and Oak, and comes in a gift box suitable for display. Excellent quality.

5. "BullsBalls"

The perfect gift for the SUV or Truck lovin' man...his own pair of decorative metal bulls balls. "Two styles, five colors...no two pair alike" is the sites motto, and they deliver next day. They also sell fake bullet holes!

Well, I hope this gives you a few more ideas about what's out there and what's sellin' this holiday season. If you've found a great gift idea, comment in the forum.


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Clark Bartron has been a web designer and Internet researcher for over 6 years. Visit http://htmloquence.onlyhere.net and AskTheVillageIdiot.com for more information. Email Clark: cbartron@mail2webmaster.com

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