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Calvin Workman

Shelia Speak; Spoken Bloke: A Fretted Opinion
Nov 19, 2002

Successful communication among males and females, the single most important objective concerning the success or failure for the Universe, makes Human Beings simply complicated. Males genuinely cannot anticipate what females will conceive in place of the crux offered. Males, tenaciously searching for logic which evades each and every pursuant since the dawn of time, wallow witlessly grinding rudimentary, homegrown maneuvers, trying to nail-down adequate Shelia Speak. Chances are dim of getting it right because not unlike differences betwixt computers, males and females possess dissimilar formats. We all agree differences exist with software and hardware, yet we have failed to bridge gaps in all areas of communication concerning binary numbers, or chromosomal blunders.

Modern Humans have amassed great Media Networks, Information Technologies and Fine Arts to broadcast and illustrate, shining on only the thin outer husk of communication. Modern Humans do not take any form of communication inconsequentially, abiding worldwide. Modern Humans realize the importance, the need and desire to communicate amongst our gender- specific selves. We filter and process communiqué as if we evolved for that exclusively. As humankind takes talk to its zenith, sex pushes heads underwater.

It remains the duty of the spokesperson to ascertain the boundaries with rules interpretation as well as applications and intentions predetermined, using physical as well as psychological implementation. These are the simple rules of Shelia Speak. Spoken Bloke does not mandate this high performance prerequisite. Everyone agrees. Males remain incoherent of Shelia Speak, desperately hacking buffle-headed. Shelia Speak whispers fragrant intricacies.

Chivalrous and gender-specific distinguishes our naturally occurring psychological disposition. Males and females procuring successful communication, addressing gender boundaries including sending, receiving, voice and body language ascribe Shelia Speak methodology, which asserts simple eye contact effects the recipients’ perception (of whatever drift begging adoption). Whether you possess any or not, intuition demands counter-utilization. Intended or involuntary body language during an in-person conversation will amend the gist, and this remains especially true when ingredients such as emotion, lust or passion enter the equation.

All forms of communication can become altered at any time, downloaded in the wrong language for example. Penned letters may word eloquent, but if the true concept proves unrealized, true intentions never declare. A sentence written, then voiced, will always manifest slightly different. Its form has changed. Therein lies remnant sinew communication; the meeting with the soul via the skin, the ear, the eye, growing more arduous well before gender’s polarity factors. All communication selectively or mistakenly taken out of context will chuck the entire program. Successful communicators listen, receive, read and write with selective voice. This effort includes tooling-in choice intangible information. Opposing-gender communication difficulties commonly exist due to the inadequacy of males and females to responsibly project or receive concepts immaculately. Avid fluency of both languages, Spoken Bloke and Shelia Speak, will counter potential ill effects. When men and women attempt to communicate certain distinctions with projection and reception of the voice affect. Any person may extend a mere compliment to an intended recipient, yet recipients receiving communicative equations with infinite possible solutions may indeed receive the compliment inoffensively. This perception of the pleasant gesture warms, brotherly, sisterly, and possesses voice and identity. The recipient might supplant this same context, broadcast in other tones using other body language, as patronization or insincerity so as to gain something, or to undermine covertly. The possibility exists that this very same information cast conceives as an attempt of the angler to establish an avenue for mating ritual. The speaker, due to these facts, must affirm the choice of voice and eliminate any possible misconception of the recipient, thereby avoiding wretched disharmony. The duty exists to approach gender-opposites with this reference in mind. To illustrate, consider an offering of an inkblot that slightly resembles a flower as the only bit of communication from the person transmitting courtship intentions. The recipient, receiving the inkblot, might see anything but a flower within that blurb! Recklessly flinging information rarely renders precision reception, thus Spoken Bloke. Analysis, feel, fragrance, form and squelch do not represent universal format compatibility either, hence Shelia Speak. The Universe will permit harmonious usage of the attributes of both languages, however identifying the subtleties of Shelia Speak, overshadowing the logic deficiencies of both, will create a damn-fine conversation for any bloke who cares to poke.

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Calvin Workman is a weekly columnist for Useless-Knowledge.com. He is a 40 year old freshman in college. Email Calvin: sniffledorf@earthlink.net

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