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Another One Bites The Dust
Sept. 14, 2006

America, America, Less We Forget
Sept. 13, 2006

Stop And Smell The Dooky
Sept. 11, 2006

Me Noo Speakada Engless
Aug. 31, 2006

Wasup Wit Dat?
Aug. 16, 2006

Terrorists, Bullies Without Backbone
Aug. 11, 2006

PETA- Kill The Humans And Save All The Animals
July 23, 2006

I Am Brain Dead I Smoke Part 20 Grade A
June 29, 2006

Five Youths Die In New Orleans Due To Gang Violence
June 22, 2006

Sir Paul's Woes, Trials And Tribulations
June 19, 2006

The Bin Laden Show (With A Grin And The Hair On His Chiny Chin Chin)
May 25, 2006

Criticizing Myself (Nothing To Fear But Me)
May 21, 2006

Recap On George W. Bush's Immigration Speech (And The New Board Game)
May 17, 2006

One Man's Junk Is Another Wife's Trash
May 16, 2006

Etched In Stone (Ten Commandments Updated)
May 10, 2006

Stooge History 101 (Why Do Women Hate Them So?)
May 5, 2006

Mike, Leave These Mexicans Alone!
May 3, 2006

Holy Crap (And Other Religious Traditions)
Apr. 30, 2006

Stop That Billy Peterson
Apr. 29, 2006

Laws Need To Be Changed
Apr. 24, 2006

Zombie Kids From La La Land
Apr. 21, 2006

Howard Stern, American Icon (Part Six)
Apr. 15, 2006

Out Of Sight Out Of Mind
Apr. 10, 2006

Send Us Your Poor, All Trespassers Get Out
Apr. 2, 2006

Time To Evolve Again (Evolution VS God)
Mar. 21, 2006

News Worthy Commentary
Mar. 18, 2006

Politics Via Pinhead (My Walk Through The Presidents)
Mar. 15, 2006

Rupert's Battles Of The Beasts
Mar. 13, 2006

The Christie Wilson Murder Case
Mar. 5, 2006

Chick Dainey Shoots Man In Face And Makes Him Eat Crow
Mar. 2, 2006

Brittany Spears' Baby Is In The Lap Of Luxury [Oops She Done It Again]
Feb. 13, 2006

Lisa Clark And Her New Husband Are At A Crossroad
Feb. 3, 2006

James Frey's New Book "A Million Little Pieces" [And Oprah Winfrey]
Jan. 27, 2006

The People That Time Forgot
Jan. 19, 2006

Paying For The Crime
Jan. 16, 2006

Lets Play The Celibrity Change Game
Jan. 13, 2006

Clair Voyant's Interview With Ronald Reagan
Jan. 6, 2006

The Amazing Lodi And His Idea Of A Better Life
Jan. 5, 2006

A Tree Grows In Greenville, South Carolina
Jan. 4, 2006

The Working Man Has No Chance In Retail Chain America
Dec. 24, 2005

The Giving Heart
Dec. 23, 2005

Bye To Richard Prior
Dec. 11, 2005

Happy Freaking Christmas ($Cha Ching, Cha Ching$)
Dec. 7, 2005

For God Sakes
Dec. 1, 2005

Bravo To UK Mag
Nov. 16, 2005

My Take On The U.K. Awards
Nov. 15, 2005

Internet Love
Nov. 14, 2005

View Of A Male Showbusiness Pic
Nov. 12, 2005

Life Is An Emotional Roller Coaster
Nov. 10, 2005

Ode To The Cell Phone Junkies
Nov. 8, 2005

The Boob Tube [C.S.I., Trading Spouses, And Dr. Phil]
Nov. 7, 2005

Useless Knowledgers Are Worthy
Nov. 6, 2005

Mugsy, Here's Looking At You Kid
Nov. 2, 2005

The Sixties Ruined This Country
Oct. 27, 2005

Pass The Lord
Oct. 17, 2005

The Pakistan Earthquake
Oct. 10, 2005

Yankee Go Home [Living In The South]
Oct. 7, 2005

Halloween Is Approaching
Oct. 6, 2005

A Perfect World
Oct. 5, 2005

Everything Happens In Threes
Sept. 30, 2005

The Lovers Pledge
Sept. 29, 2005

My Tribute To Don Adams
Sept. 27, 2005

Handle With Care
Sept. 26, 2005

Pass The President Please
Sept. 23, 2005

I Am Brain Dead (I Smoke) Part 2
Sept. 21, 2005

The Siblings
Sept. 20, 2005

The South Will Rise Again
Sept. 18, 2005

Visiting The Katrina Shelter
Sept. 17, 2005

Britney Spears Has A Baby Boy
Sept. 15, 2005

Serenissimus Petrus, Surtep Sumissineres
Sept. 13, 2005

I Am Brain Dead (I Smoke)
Sept. 8, 2005

Gilligan, Bob Denver Died
Sept. 7, 2005

The Charity Game
Sept. 5, 2005

Life As We Know It Started When I Was Born
Sept. 2, 2005

Katrina Is Our Tsunami
Aug. 31, 2005

Welcome To My World
Aug. 27, 2005

Your Child Could Be The Next Natalee Holloway
Aug. 26, 2005

United We Stand
Aug. 23, 2005

Natalee Holloway's Mother Hurt Some Feelings
Aug. 22, 2005

Stupid Is As Stupid Does
Aug. 20, 2005

Reality Television Thoughts
Aug. 17, 2005

Natalee Holloway May Or May Not Be Dead
Aug. 16, 2005

The Natalee Holloway Case Seems Hopeless
Aug. 15, 2005

Space And Time
Aug. 13, 2005

Rethinking This Natalee Holloway Case
Aug. 9, 2005

High Speed Chase
Aug. 4, 2005

Global Warming: I Welcome The Warmness
Aug. 2, 2005

Natalee Holloway Will Be Found Within This Month
Aug. 1, 2005

My Life Truly Is A Sitcom
July 20, 2005

Fast Food Fooey
May 23, 2005

God, What A Concept
Apr. 23, 2005

Tony “The Pick” Artiste
Apr. 22, 2005

Jessica Simpson And Other Stupid Things
Apr. 22, 2005

Homeless Wanna Be's
Apr. 19, 2005

The Smallest Don
Apr. 13, 2005

My Fake Michael Jackson Interview
Apr. 13, 2005

Britney Spears Has Feelings Too
Apr. 1, 2005

Terri Shaivo Is A Human Being
Mar. 26, 2005

Michael Jackson Isn't Called Whacko For Nothing [Whacko Jacko C'mon Backo]
Mar. 25, 2005

A List Of Things We Tend To Blame God For
Feb. 17, 2005

Living In A Cardboard Box
Feb. 16, 2005

Hillary Clinton Will Not Run For The Presidency
Feb. 13, 2005

Michael Jackson, Bill Cosby, Robert Blake, And O.J. Simpson [Money Walks]
Feb. 10, 2005

House Is A Great Hospital Drama With A Twist
Feb. 6, 2005

Michael Jackson Is Obsessed With Being Peter Pan
Feb. 5, 2005

My Elvis Comment Did Not Sit Too Well With The Fanatics
Jan. 13, 2005

The United Kingdom: Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah
Jan. 12, 2005

A Tangled Web
Jan. 11, 2005

The Dream Play
Jan. 8, 2005

Lenny Bruce Had To Be Stopped
Jan. 8, 2005

Howard Stern Is An American Icon
Jan. 7, 2005

Look Ma I Killed Bambi [Hunting, Part Two]
Jan. 6, 2005

Fabulous Fifties, Super Sixties, And The Stupid Seventies
Jan. 4, 2005

Look Ma, I Just Killed Bambi
Jan. 3, 2005

Driving Lessons For Dummies
Jan. 3, 2005

My Mobster Book
Jan. 2, 2005

Auto Racing And Wrestling, Sports?
Jan. 1, 2005

Britney Spears Is Old News
Dec. 30, 2004

The Death Wave
Dec. 30, 2004

Letter To My Children
Dec. 28, 2004

My Wife Is Making Me Apologize To You All
Dec. 27, 2004

Don't Blame God
Dec. 26, 2004

All I Know About New Jersey Is...
Dec. 13, 2004

Reality Stinks [I Mostly Watch DVD's]
Nov. 28, 2004

Evolution Revolution
Nov. 19, 2004

Rick Dee's Stalker
Nov. 18, 2004

Secrets Of Life
Nov. 11, 2004

Male Or Female; And The Winner Is?
Nov. 10, 2004

Special Deliverance
Nov. 8, 2004

The King Of Useless Knowledge G.A.B.
Nov. 6, 2004

The Rise And Fall Of Paulo Capocolla
Nov. 2, 2004

Losing My Shadow
Oct. 21, 2004

An Italian Named Giuseppe
Oct. 20, 2004

She's Driving Me Crazy
Sept. 8, 2004

Useless Info At Its Peak
Sept. 7, 2004

Mob Rules
Sept. 6, 2004

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