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Thirty Days Of Night – The Undead Stalking U-K
Oct. 8, 2007

What Could Be Thomas Keyes' Motivation?
May 8, 2007

500-Word Contest Entry:
Stone Free

May 6, 2007

More Liberal Lies And Hypocrisy
Nov. 4, 2005

I Was Right About Hal, But Haven't A Clue If He's Wrong (Howard Bloom Vs. Hal Bloat)
Nov. 4, 2005

Folks, The U-K Liberals Have A New Spokesperson
Nov. 3, 2005

This Article Is Not About Natalee Holloway, But We Have A New Windbag
Nov. 2, 2005

Let The Intervention For Natalee Holloway Addicts Begin
Oct. 29, 2005

I'll Stick With Howard Bloom's Opinion
Oct. 28, 2005

Natalee Holloway Obsessive Compulsive Disorder
Oct. 27, 2005

Bush Is Stuck Between A Rock And Some Hardheads
Oct. 26, 2005

Hypocrisy Prevails In Washington
Oct. 25, 2005

What Do You Believe?
Oct. 24, 2005

Good Guys Can Win; The Houston Astros Prove It
Oct. 20, 2005

Hillary Clinton Causes Confusion
Oct. 19, 2005

OK, I Admit It, Hidden Racism
Oct. 18, 2005

I Hope The Republicans Filibuster Harriet Miers
Oct. 17, 2005

Why Do We Contribute To UK?
Oct. 16, 2005

Louis Farrakhan And A Million More Racists Movement?
Oct. 14, 2005

Ms. Nilson, May I Be Of Assistance?
Oct. 13, 2005

Osama Bin Laden Outsmarts Mark Gelbart And Other Liberals
Oct. 12, 2005

Fool Me Once, Shame On You, But I Won't Be Fooled Twice
Oct. 11, 2005

The Group Most Discriminated Against In America
Oct. 9, 2005

I'm Sorry, Mr. Stelly
Oct. 7, 2005

I Am So Tired Of Racist Accusations
Oct. 6, 2005

Harriet Meiers Is A Bush Master Stroke
Oct. 4, 2005

Neil Levine Has Intestinal Hemorrhaging?
Sept. 29, 2005

Sam Kinison Speaks To Katrina And Rita Victims From The Grave
Sept. 27, 2005

Reporting From The Front: Hurricane Rita's First Fatalities
Sept. 23, 2005

Mrs. Ulrich's Is A Woeful Tale
Sept. 22, 2005

Even Useless Knowledge's Freedoms Come At A Price
Sept. 21, 2005

Marriage Laws Persecute More Than Excluding Gays Ends
Sept. 18, 2005

I Asked For Answers, Mr. Dillahunty Replies With Rhetoric
Sept. 15, 2005

Secularists, Please Explain This To Me
Sept. 13, 2005

I'm Glad I Have A Foxhole In This War
Sept. 13, 2005

Ron's Introduction To Politics 101 - 3 Credit Hours + Lab
Sept. 12, 2005

Ron Is Wrong, Again
Sept. 5, 2005

This Canadian Bacon Is All Fat!
Aug. 28, 2005

WARNING! Gale Force Winds Off The Coast Of Von Luebbert!
Aug. 26, 2005

Ed Wallace - The Car Buyer's Enemy
Aug. 25, 2005

Hal von Luebbert Is Windbag Of The Week!
Aug. 20, 2005

Are You Part Of The Problem?
Aug. 19, 2005

But What Is Hillary Clinton Really Like?
Aug. 18, 2005

Black Leadership Is Bought And Paid For
Aug. 11, 2005

Natalee Holloway And Racism [Part 2]
Aug. 5, 2005

Did Mr. Stelly Abduct Natalee Holloway?
Aug. 1, 2005

Why Natalee Holloway Is In The News
July 30, 2005

My Solution To The Eminent Domain Issue
July 29, 2005

Natalee Holloway Could "Debunk" Claxton From The Ocean Floor
July 28, 2005

Ron's First "Windbag Of The Week" Award
July 26, 2005

I Hate Gays And I'm A Racist [Natalee Holloway And Bigotry Towards Blacks]
July 25, 2005

Who Needs Harry Potter?
July 19, 2005

Liberals Live In A Fairy Tale World
July 16, 2005

Sailing On The U.S.S. Constitution
July 8, 2005

There's No Meat In These Chicken Nuggets
July 7, 2005

I Applaud Ken Hughes
July 5, 2005

Kids Say The Darndest Things
July 4, 2005

Please, Anyone, Advice For Hemorrhoids
June 29, 2005

Debunking Is An Art Few Appreciate
June 28, 2005

You Wonder Why CNN Is Losing Market Share?
June 25, 2005

Attention: Mr. G Is No Liberal
June 24, 2005

Finally, Someone Rambles Worse Than Me
June 22, 2005

Sounds Like YOU'RE A Republican, Stan
June 1, 2005

Common Sense Advice To Aspiring Writers
May 31, 2005

The Frustration Of Arguing With Children
May 30, 2005

Alzheimer’s Strikes Down A Beloved UK Contributor
May 27, 2005

If I Were Arabic, Mr. Olson Could Shake My Left Hand
May 25, 2005

You've Asked, Now - Proof Of God
May 17, 2005

I Told You Newsweek Magazine Was Scum!
May 17, 2005

Desecration Of The Quran By American Troops [Newsweek Magazine Screamed Fire!]
May 15, 2005

Fear And Loathing In Traffic Court
Mar. 12, 2005

I Will Retain My More Positive View Of Sri Lanka
Feb. 21, 2005

Many Janet Jackson Fans Are Idiots, A Few Are Not
Feb. 13, 2005

Your Houston Minority Business Council Story Was A Lie
Feb. 13, 2005

Houston Minority Business Council's Response
Feb. 12, 2005

Slandering My Native Houston With Angry Charges
Feb. 11, 2005

I Apolgize To Janet Jackson Fans
Feb. 10, 2005

Liberal Anger At America's Rejection Of Janet Jackson's Filth
Feb. 9, 2005

The SAD Truth About PublishAmerica
Feb. 8, 2005

Equal Taxation For All
Feb. 3, 2005

WBA Featherweight Championship - Gelbart v. Hughes
Feb. 2, 2005

Mommy! Mommy! Look, It's Michael Jackson!!
Feb. 1, 2005

Hidden Racisim? Visible Paranoia
Jan. 30, 2005

My Argyle Socks Have Lost Their Elastic
Jan. 27, 2005

Drug Addiction Breaks Up Families
Jan. 27, 2005

Playing Yankee Stadium With PublishAmerica
Jan. 27, 2005

Death Row Records And PublishAmerica = Americana
Jan. 26, 2005

Welcome Back, Uncle Ken!!
Jan. 16, 2005

The Reasons For Invading Iraq Are Many
Jan. 15, 2005

Meet The Fockers And Sideways Are Lacking
Jan. 12, 2005

Humility Is The Character Trait I Most Admire
Jan. 12, 2005

Look Out! Here Comes Our Future Generation
Jan. 11, 2005

I Really Liked Ms. Banks' Post About Halle Berry
Jan. 10, 2005

Ms. Lloyd Could Have Spared Herself By Ceasing Her Attacks
Jan. 10, 2005

Mad Magazine Has More Credibility Than PublishAmerica
Jan. 8, 2005

Ms. Lloyd Looks Like A Rodeo Clown
Jan. 7, 2005

Writers Claiming "Published Status" Shouldn't Have Consistent Typos
Jan. 6, 2005

Barry Bonds Is The Most Obvious Prima Donna In Baseball
Jan. 6, 2005

Hey Writers, Paragraphs Are A GOOD Thing!
Jan. 5, 2005

Dear Erica, I Have Many Problems
Jan. 3, 2005

Hip Hop Is Dead In The NBA
Jan. 3, 2005

Yes, Britney Spears Is A Skank, But You're A Teacher
Dec. 29, 2004

Abortion And The War On Drugs
Dec. 28, 2004

Typos And Errors In Grammar Damage Your Credibility
Dec. 22, 2004

I Look Forward To Those Carefree Years In My Dotage
Dec. 21, 2004

The Emperor's New Suit
Dec. 21, 2004

God Have Mercy On My Soul
Dec. 21, 2004

The Silenced Majority: Moderate Conservatives
Dec. 20, 2004

Please, Ms. Lloyd [Spam Filter Blocks]
Dec. 20, 2004

I Am Truly Sad To See Uncle Ken Leave
Dec. 19, 2004

Eminem Is Not A Deep, Insightful Thinker For The Ages
Dec. 18, 2004

Please Offer Your Opinion On This
Dec. 18, 2004

Ms. Zieve, A White Guy, And Ken Hughes
Dec. 18, 2004

I Am A Victim Of Sadistic Assaults
Dec. 18, 2004

I Grovel In Submission Under Ms. Zieve's Jackboots
Dec. 18, 2004

The Pain From Spain Falls Mainly On The Lame
Dec. 17, 2004

A Chance To Prove My Impartiality
Dec. 17, 2004

Eminem Is An Uneducated, Ghetto Thug
Dec. 17, 2004

Hopefully The Last On This Topic
Dec. 16, 2004

Intolerant Believers Kill - My Sanity
Dec. 15, 2004

The Extreme Conservatives Will Object To This
Dec. 14, 2004

Beliefs Can Kill
Dec. 13, 2004

I Apologize To The Useless-Knowledge.com Readership
Dec. 11, 2004

Some Useless Knowledge Columnists Need Help
Dec. 10, 2004

My Rebuttal To Craig Chamberlain's Criticism Of The Fair Tax
Dec. 8, 2004

My Rebuttal To Robert Reyes' "Who Defines 'Moral Values'"
Dec. 8, 2004

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