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Pat Hurley
Email: coolhumor@sbcglobal.net
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Joran van der Sloot: The Slime That Keeps On Oozing
Feb. 8, 2008
A Night To Remember
July 31, 2007
Today's Sporting Mess: Is It A Conspiracy?
July 29, 2007
Pat Answers For Today's Culture
July 26, 2007
Internet Taunting Results In Torching!
July 25, 2007
Raid & Remove Rebuttal Roaches!
July 24, 2007
O'Reilly OD's On Natalee Holloway
July 22, 2007
The Freedom Of Useless-Knowledge
July 4, 2007
500-Word Contest Entry:
A Day In The Life Of The Female Mind
May 10, 2007
My Commitment to Useless Knowledge
Jan. 12, 2007
Tom Paine's Article
Jan. 11, 2007
Donald Trump and Rosie O'Donnell Announce their Engagement!
Dec. 31, 2006
I Resolve Not to Make New Year's RESOLUTIONS!
Dec. 31, 2006
John Edwards: "I am the most Handsome Liar who ever ran for President!"
Dec. 28, 2006
Saddam Hussein Declares His Candidacy for President of the United States!
Dec. 28, 2006
Gerald Ford Shocks Everyone by Passing Away!
Dec. 27, 2006
Let's Strangle the Guy Who Coined the Phrase, "Happy Holidays!"
Dec. 26, 2006
Useless Knowledge: At the Crossroads
Dec. 18, 2006
Columnist Of The Year
Dec. 12, 2006
The Public Relations Summit
Dec. 4, 2006
Dr. Phil Wants ME!
Dec. 3, 2006
Civil Rights And A Can Of ALPO!
Dec. 1, 2006
Daddy's Little Girl
Nov. 29, 2006
College Football Follies
Nov. 28, 2006
Kramer Goes KRAZY!
Nov. 26, 2006
An Ohio State-Michigan Rematch? Get REAL!
Nov. 20, 2006
"If I Were A Coward!" By O.J. Simpson
Nov. 17, 2006
The Democratic Party Is Still A JACKASS!
Nov. 9, 2006
This Cowboy's Work Is Finally DONE!
Nov. 8, 2006
A TV Mom Says Farewell
Oct. 23, 2006
So...Some Women DO Listen!
Oct. 22, 2006
O.J. Simpson CONFESSES?
Oct. 21, 2006
The Emperor Bush Will Soon Have NO Clothes!
Oct. 20, 2006
Five More
Oct. 15, 2006
Feeling Lucky? Avoid NEVADA!
Oct. 12, 2006
John Mark Karr: RELEASED!
Oct. 6, 2006
The Runaway Bride's PARENTS!
Oct. 6, 2006
Mark Foley: "I Am Really A TEENAGE GIRL!"
Oct. 5, 2006
The Party Of PERVERSION?
Oct. 3, 2006
Why Are We STILL In Iraq, Again?
Sept. 26, 2006
Mexico Is Barking Up The WRONG Tree!
Sept. 18, 2006
The Burger King Is One SCARY Dude!
Sept. 12, 2006
Katie Couric Makes Her DEBUT!
Sept. 7, 2006
The Golden Whiner Awards For 2006!
Sept. 6, 2006
The Boulder D.A. Is STILL Out Of Line!
Sept. 2, 2006
Patrick Hurley's 2006 College Football Champion!
Aug. 31, 2006
Signs The World Is About To END!
Aug. 31, 2006
John Mark Karr Is INNOCENT!
Aug. 28, 2006
Is John Mark Karr A Murderer?
Aug. 27, 2006
Robin Holloway: Natalee's Step Angel!
Aug. 26, 2006
Maid Marion Needs A REALITY Check!
Aug. 22, 2006
Rosie Ruiz Confesses To Killing Jon Benet Ramsey
Aug. 18, 2006
Why Can't Osama Bin Laden Do Community Service?
Aug. 17, 2006
A Day At DITSYLAND!
Aug. 16, 2006
Growing Up CATHOLIC!
Aug. 14, 2006
And A Father's Love Is There Forever...
Aug. 7, 2006
Mel Gibson's Legacy
Aug. 5, 2006
Paulus Van der Sloot WINS!
Aug. 2, 2006
Why Women Make Me Want To Kill MYSELF!
Aug. 1, 2006
The Night Natalee Holloway Died
July 28, 2006
Why Natalee Holloway Will Always Be With Me
July 23, 2006
Weeping For Millions Of Murdered Babies? You Bet!
July 20, 2006
The New Aruba: No More Mr. Nice Island!
July 11, 2006
Zidane The Zipperhead
July 10, 2006
Hillary Clinton Is....GAY?
July 4, 2006
Why I Believe Joran Van Der Sloot Is STILL Guilty!
July 2, 2006
Meeting The Rich And Famous!
July 1, 2006
Here Come Da Judge!
June 30, 2006
Paris Hilton Decides To Become A Truck Stop Waitress
June 27, 2006
Pat Robertson Demands That Christ Return NOW!
June 24, 2006
Here Comes SUMMER!
June 22, 2006
AFI: Assessing Films Of Inanity
June 16, 2006
First Date
June 15, 2006
Is Your Life A Job Or An ADVENTURE!
June 12, 2006
The World Cup: The Anesthesia Of Sport
June 11, 2006
Has Ann Coulter Gone....MAD?
June 10, 2006
"Marco Polo!" And Growing Up Stupid
June 9, 2006
When A Woman Speaks Listen CAREFULLY!
June 7, 2006
Parting Is Such Sweet Sorrow
May 30, 2006
Natalee Holloway: True Or False?
May 29, 2006
The Death Of An American Girl
May 28, 2006
Living Proof That I Understand "Atheisim"
May 25, 2006
Growing Up TV!
May 24, 2006
The Absurdity Of "Atheism"
May 23, 2006
The Lost Boys Of Aruba
May 22, 2006
Useless Knowledge: A Glorified BLOG Trying To Seduce Google And Yahoo
May 20, 2006
I Would Love It IF...(Tongue In Cheek, Folks!)
May 19, 2006
Mother's DAY?
May 14, 2006
OJ Simpson: His REALITY Lives On The Planet Pluto!
May 13, 2006
It's Not A GAS To Live In The Golden State!
May 10, 2006
Have You Met My NEW Girlfriend?
May 1, 2006
A (1.7) Million Dollar BABY!
Apr. 29, 2006
Aruba The Paradise Exists....In A BROCHURE!
Apr. 10, 2006
New Natalee Holloway Myths Are Not Going To Save Aruba!
Apr. 5, 2006
A Personal Confession
Apr. 1, 2006
Who Will Win The NCAA Basketball Championship (Revised)
Mar. 30, 2006
Chief Dompig: Baiting His Hook
Mar. 26, 2006
The Aruba Publicity Machine
Mar. 24, 2006
Who Will Win The NCAA Basketball Championship?
Mar. 22, 2006
A Recipe For Disaster: Natalee Holloway, Joran Van der Sloot And A Grad Trip To Paradise!
Mar. 21, 2006
What Was YOUR Favorite Board Game Growing Up?
Mar. 10, 2006
Barry Bonds Needs To Step Up To The Plate!
Mar. 9, 2006
A LAUGHABLE Lawsuit From Joran Van der Sloot!
Mar. 8, 2006
Greta Van Sustern: Truth NUMBING Interviewer!
Mar. 7, 2006
Hollywood To Brokeback Mountain: "I Figured Out A Way To Quit You!"
Mar. 6, 2006
"Body Heat" Starring Joran Van Der Sloot As Maddy Walker
Mar. 4, 2006
Italian Panel: Soviets Behind Pope Attack
Mar. 2, 2006
The Turin Olympic Games Are History
Feb. 27, 2006
Primetime Joran: An Hour With A CLASSIC Sociopath
Feb. 24, 2006
What Is The Big Deal About PORTS?
Feb. 23, 2006
Joran Van Der Sloot: The Psychology Of His Alibi
Feb. 20, 2006
Kenneth Starr: Former Special Prosecutor Lobbies For Michael Morales
Feb. 18, 2006
An Olympic Gold Dream Turns To Silver For Lindsey Jacobellis
Feb. 17, 2006
A Kiss Is A Kiss Is A...
Feb. 12, 2006
Follow The LOVE!
Feb. 10, 2006
Michelle Kwan Is Going DOWN!
Feb. 9, 2006
Anita Van Der Sloot Vs. Beth Twitty [A Tale Of Two Moms]
Feb. 8, 2006
Natalee Holloway Is Responsible For Screwing Up Joran Van Der Sloot's LIFE!
Feb. 7, 2006
Natalee Holloway's "Plan" (According To The Brain Dead Conspiracists!)
Feb. 4, 2006
The Top Ten Sitcom Characters Of All-Time!
Feb. 2, 2006
Joran Van der Sloot: Saint Or Sinner?
Jan. 31, 2006
Let's ROLL!: The Saga Of Flight 93
Jan. 30, 2006
Space Shuttle Challenger: 20 Years Ago Today
Jan. 28, 2006
Supporting Our Troops Is Always The RIGHT Thing To Do!
Jan. 27, 2006
Aruba: Finally Approaching Its Fork In The Road
Jan. 26, 2006
An Open Letter To The Mole People
Jan. 24, 2006
Kobe Bryant Had DOOMED The Lakers!
Jan. 23, 2006
The Unusual And Suspect Mole People Are At It AGAIN!
Jan. 22, 2006
Beth Twitty And The Mole People
Jan. 19, 2006
What Makes A Person GREAT!
Jan. 17, 2006
Martin Luther King Jr: His Dream Was A Racist's Nightmare!
Jan. 16, 2006
You Can Make Numbers Work In Your Favor
Jan. 15, 2006
Dave Holloway's New Book
Jan. 13, 2006
My 2006 Predictions
Jan. 11, 2006
Vince Young Will Be An NFL JOKE!
Jan. 9, 2006
Hollywood Takes OFF The Gloves!
Jan. 8, 2006
Gotta Love The Atheists!
Jan. 6, 2006
Debating Christianity Is FOOLHARDY!
Jan. 3, 2006
My 2006 Resolutions For Stupid People
Jan. 1, 2006
Natalee Holloway Is Still Dead
Dec. 21, 2005
The BIGGER They Are; The Harder They FALL!
Dec. 16, 2005
Our Society Has Dramatically Changed
Dec. 15, 2005
Tookie Williams Was Put To Death...TWICE!
Dec. 14, 2005
Dayo Gould's Veiled Threat!
Dec. 13, 2005
Why The Natalee Holloway Mystery Is Not Solved!
Dec. 12, 2005
Let's Make A MOVIE!
Dec. 9, 2005
Natalee Holloway Theories: LAUGHABLE!
Dec. 7, 2005
The Ten Commandments Are NOT Overrated!
Dec. 7, 2005
An Open Letter To My Fellow Writers
Dec. 2, 2005
Here And There: Has The World Gone MAD?
Nov. 17, 2005
To My Friend Brooks Mick
Nov. 14, 2005
The Natalee Holloway Situation: Lessons Learned
Nov. 13, 2005
Bill Clinton: Still Taking Credit For EVERYTHING!
Nov. 12, 2005
The War In Iraq SHOULD Be Rewritten!
Nov. 11, 2005
Boycott Aruba? BAD Idea!
Nov. 10, 2005
Ten Ways To Make A Woman SMILE!
Nov. 9, 2005
Terrell Owens: We FINALLY Get It Right!
Nov. 8, 2005
So Many Stupid People; So Few COMETS!
Nov. 7, 2005
Bachelor Boy!
Nov. 6, 2005
Dr. Phil: The Modern Day Nostradamus?
Nov. 4, 2005
Beth Holloway Twitty: Words To Live By!
Nov. 1, 2005
Halloween Costumes For The Good, Bad And The UGLY!
Oct. 31, 2005
Useless Knowledge: The Star Wars Bar Scene In Print!
Oct. 30, 2005
Rosa Parks Stayed "Parked!"
Oct. 26, 2005
The Most OBVIOUS Clue In The Natalee Holloway Case?
Oct. 24, 2005
Internet Dating: You CAN'T Handle The Truth!
Oct. 13, 2005
No Beer, No CASE!
Oct. 10, 2005
The Natalee Holloway Case: Image Is EVERYTHING!
Oct. 5, 2005
We All Misjudged Joran Van Der Sloot
Sept. 27, 2005
My Commitment To Natalee Holloway
Sept. 26, 2005
Natalee Holloway: Sex, Lies And Videotape!
Sept. 25, 2005
Natalee Holloway's Friends: Missing In Aruba!
Sept. 24, 2005
Beth Holloway Twitty: No Rules, Just Right!
Sept. 22, 2005
Beth Holloway Twitty: A Grieving Mother Deserves Better!
Sept. 19, 2005
Beth Twitty: Why Is She Being Attacked??
Sept. 17, 2005
Beth Twitty's Secret Admirer?
Sept. 10, 2005
An Open Letter to Dave Holloway [Natalee Holloway's Father]
Sept. 5, 2005
Natalee Holloway: New Rules!
Sept. 3, 2005
Joran Van der Sloot: Poster Child For Aruban Justice
Sept. 2, 2005
Unfair Articles Comparing Hurricane Katrina To Natalee Holloway
Sept. 1, 2005
Natalee Holloway: The Signs Point To Thugs R Us!
Aug. 27, 2005
Criticism Of Beth Holloway Twitty's Actions In Aruba
Aug. 26, 2005
Natalee Holloway's Mom Should STAY In Aruba!
Aug. 24, 2005
Natalee Holloway And A Leather Jacket
Aug. 23, 2005
Cindy Sheehan: Will SOMEONE Hit Her Mute Button!
Aug. 19, 2005
Dave Holloway Will Always Be Natalee Holloway's Daddy
Aug. 18, 2005
Cindy Sheehan Is No Hero
Aug. 16, 2005
Cindy Sheehan: Mr. President..Come Out, Come Out, Wherever You Are!
Aug. 11, 2005
A Satirical Interview With Senator Hillary Clinton
Aug. 10, 2005
Natalee Holloway's Mom Meets Deepak's Manhood
Aug. 10, 2005
We Put Natalee Holloway On The Front Page!
Aug. 9, 2005
Competitive Eating Is Not A Sport [I.F.O.C.E.]
Aug. 8, 2005
Natalee Holloway And Birthday Boy Joran Van der Sloot
Aug. 7, 2005
Natalee Holloway And The X-Rated Producer?
Aug. 6, 2005
Natalee Holloway Touches Us
Aug. 4, 2005
Joran And The Behavioral Scientist--A Parody [Natalee Holloway Case]
Aug. 3, 2005
Natalee Holloway's Mom Is Back In Aruba [The Energizer Mommy]
Aug. 2, 2005
There Will Be Justice For Natalee Holloway
Aug. 2, 2005
You Want To Solve The Natalee Holloway Case?
July 30, 2005
The Natalee Holloway Saga: The Ultimate Reality Show
July 29, 2005
Will Natalee Holloway Finally Be Found?
July 27, 2005
Natalee Holloway And The Kalpoe Brothers
July 26, 2005
Did Natalee Holloway Run Away?
July 24, 2005
Are You Sick Of Natalee Holloway Being In The News?
July 24, 2005
Natalee Holloway And The FBI In Aruba
July 23, 2005
Natalee Holloway And Her Family Are A Class Act
July 17, 2005
Natalee Holloway: The Someone In The Shadows
July 16, 2005
Natalee Holloway Justice: BOYCOTT ARUBA?
July 14, 2005
Natalee Holloway's Family Is Running Out Of Options
July 13, 2005
What Joran Van Der Sloot Did With Natalee Holloway
July 12, 2005
That Sunday, That Summer
July 11, 2005
The Heart Of The Natalee Holloway Case: Joran's Timeline And Lies
July 9, 2005
The Dreaded "E" Word: Exercize
July 8, 2005
Aruba FINALLY Showing Some Action On Finding Natalee Holloway
July 7, 2005
Four Buses In London, Four Airplanes In The United States: How Ironic
July 7, 2005
Was Natalee Holloway Set Up?
July 5, 2005
We Are Down To One Suspect In The Natalee Holloway Disappearance
July 5, 2005
Natalee Holloway Disappeared In The Worst Country Imaginable: Aruba
July 1, 2005
The Saint In Natalee Holloway's Corner: Beth Holloway Twitty
June 30, 2005
Who Is To Blame For Natalee Holloway?
June 29, 2005
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