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Scott Brown Won On Looks And Personality, Not Ideology
Jan. 22, 2010

Misconceptions About The 2nd Amendment
Jan. 15, 2010

Just Brace Yourself For Climate Change
Dec. 12, 2009

Medicine Is A Money-Making Racket
Nov. 25, 2009

The U.S. Has Never Fought A War Of Necessity
Nov. 10, 2009

An Open Letter To SEC Commissioner, Mike Slive
Oct. 19, 2009

Star Parker Supports The Legalized Loan Shark Industry
Oct. 13, 2009

The Augusta Chronicle Editorial Page
Oct. 4, 2009

Wild America's Marty Stouffer Was A Bad Boy
Sept. 28, 2009

The Summer Of Conservative Temper Tantrums
Sept. 21, 2009

Tales Of Augusta And Thereabouts
July 17, 2008

The Truth About Austin Rhodes
Jan. 5, 2008

SEC Refs, Media Cheat Georgia Bulldogs Out Of National Championship Game
Dec. 5, 2007

I Still Love The Stuff
Nov. 2, 2007

Rush Limbaugh, The New Joseph Goebbels
Oct. 24, 2007

Pleistocene Overkill And The American Serengeti
Oct. 14, 2007

Evil Men Rule The World
Oct. 1, 2007

Is Ron Lewis/Tom Pain/David Jared Actually G.W. Bush?
Sept. 21, 2007

The Picayune Creole Cookbook
Aug. 21, 2007

Meat + Onion = A Dish
Aug. 13, 2007

E.A. Poe, Joe Lansdale, and Joyce Carol Oates
Aug. 1, 2007

Dog Fighting Bad; People Fighting Good
July 24, 2007

The Catholic Church Of Pedophilia
July 20, 2007

Neal Boortz--Pants On Fire
July 13, 2007

The Mask Of Patriotism
Jun. 30, 2007

Don't Mow My Salad
Jun. 20, 2007

The Executioner's Store
Jun. 18, 2007

Chuck Berry Invented Rock and Roll
Jun. 14, 2007

Goodbye Gall Bladder (Part Two)
Jun. 5, 2007

Goodbye Gall Bladder (Part One)
Jun. 1, 2007

A Stone Mountain Travelogue
May 17, 2007

The Bible--A Clumsy Compilation Of Forgeries
May 8, 2007

Solutions To America's Biggest Problems
May 4, 2007

What Would Jesus Do? He'd Shoplift Wal-Mart
Apr. 19, 2007

Pens On Fire
Apr. 1, 2007

If It's Bad News For Bush, Blame The "Liberal" Media
Mar. 21, 2007

Be A Modern Day Robin Hood--Shoplift Wal-Mart
Mar. 16, 2007

Make Your Own Corned Beef
Mar. 3, 2007

An Okefenokee Travelogue
Feb. 22, 2007

Boycott Bill O'Reilly, Fox News
Feb. 16, 2007

Freidrich Gerstacker, Scribe Of Early American Wilderness
Feb. 3, 2007

Exciting Excerpts from my Next Novel--Lord Madoc
Jan. 31, 2007

Cats In The Compost Pile
Jan. 27, 2007

Conservative Hallucinations
Jan. 14, 2007

The Persecution Of Tommy Chong
Jan. 4, 2007

Sometimes Doctors Disgust Me
Dec. 22, 2006

Eating Catfish
Dec. 20, 2006

The Best And Worst Of The Bowl Season
Dec. 6, 2006

Anthropogenic Global Warming Is Not In Scientific Dispute
Nov. 25, 2006

David Lee Roth Shared Something With Me
Nov. 21, 2006

Horrifying Corporate Greed
Nov. 18, 2006

You're Loud, You're Delusional, And You're In The Minority
Nov. 15, 2006

John Lawson - Chronicler Of The Carolinas Circa 1700
Nov. 3, 2006

What Is Writer's Block?
Oct. 25, 2006

George W. Bush Lies About Iraq
Oct. 2, 2006

The Coordinated Effort To Discredit Joseph C. Wilson IV
Sept. 30, 2006

Finger Licking Good
Sept. 10, 2006

George W. Bush Is Mr. Empty Pants
Sept. 3, 2006

Marco Polo Probably Never Went To China
Aug. 27, 2006

The Best Of Thomas Keyes
Aug. 16, 2006

The Battle Between The Bread-Eaters And The Meat-Eaters
Aug. 6, 2006

Israel's Got To Fight For Its Right To Party
July 22, 2006

The World's First Absent Minded Professor
July 13, 2006

The History Of Beer
June 28, 2006

Debunking John Stossel's Latest Book
June 24, 2006

The United States Is The Greatest Purveyor Of Violence In The World
June 17, 2006

Parallels Between Christian Fundamentalism And Nazism
May 24, 2006

The Archie Bunker Patrol AKA The Minutemen
May 7, 2006

It's Mating Season In Malls Across America
Apr. 30, 2006

The Man With The Worst Job In The World
Apr. 12, 2006

George W. Bush Didn't Think We Would Find WMD In Iraq
Apr. 9, 2006

Good Stuff On TV
Apr. 8, 2006

The Writer's Digest Book Club
Mar. 30, 2006

Rabbit Tastes Like Chicken Only Better
Mar. 19, 2006

Confessions Of An Ex-Acidhead
Mar. 9, 2006

How Bad Is The Economy Under Bush And Republican Rule?
Mar. 7, 2006

Rock And Roll Organs
Mar. 3, 2006

The Battle Of The Chinese Farm
Feb. 24, 2006

Did Dick Cheney Deliberately Shoot His Friend?
Feb. 16, 2006

George W. Bush Violates The Fourth Amendment
Feb. 7, 2006

George Washington's Greatest Victory
Jan. 25, 2006

There Is Money To Be Made In The Specialized Field Of Tickling
Jan. 15, 2006

On Bad And Dangerous Jobs [Is Writing A Safe Profession?]
Jan. 11, 2006

Making Gumbo Out Of Whatever Is In The House
Jan. 4, 2006

Filling In The Fossil Record With Transitional Species
Dec. 28, 2005

Do We Really Need New Stuff?
Dec. 11, 2005

Understanding The Inner Meaning Of Two New Novels
Dec. 7, 2005

A Neanderthal Response From Walter Williams
Nov. 29, 2005

Big Oil's Big Greed Is Ruining The Economy
Nov. 1, 2005

Euell Gibbons, A Great But Forgotten Non-Fiction Writer
Oct. 20, 2005

Osama Bin Laden Outsmarts George W. Bush
Oct. 11, 2005

A Review Of Welcome To Hard Times By E.L. Doctorow
Oct. 2, 2005

The All-Mart Wars
Sept. 21, 2005

Fourteen Dead Armadilloes And Seven Live Cajuns
Sept. 7, 2005

A Review Of The TV Series, Weeds
Aug. 27, 2005

Chili Con Carne--A Staple Dish Of Human History
Aug. 26, 2005

Debunking Supply Side Economics
Aug. 16, 2005

Retire "Stairway To Heaven" [Good Old Led Zeppelin]
Aug. 13, 2005

Cindy Sheehan, An American Hero
Aug. 12, 2005

Debunking Intelligent Design
Aug. 2, 2005

Neil Boortz Is A Coward
July 30, 2005

When Jewish Fighters Dominated Boxing
Mar. 29, 2005

My Website: www.mark-gelbart.com
Mar. 28, 2005

George Leonard Herter And The Bull Cook
Mar. 12, 2005

Clarence Thomas: Fascist, Right Wing Extremist, Hypocrite
Mar. 4, 2005

This Would Beat NASCAR In The Ratings
Feb. 21, 2005

Free Stories In Exchange For Literary Criticism
Feb. 7, 2005

Republican Pigs, Rush Limbaugh And Ken Hughes
Feb. 2, 2005

George W. Bush As Hank Morgan
Jan. 28, 2005

Anti-Abortion Nuts Are The Equivalent Of Rapists
Jan. 25, 2005

A Bobcat In The Neighborhood
Jan. 2, 2005

Larry Munson: The Legendary Voice Of Georgia
Dec. 31, 2004

Christmas: A Pagan Holiday Ruined By Christians
Dec. 29, 2004

I Cussed A Military Policeman
Dec. 17, 2004

Don't Shed A Tear For The Old South
Nov. 27, 2004

The American Pilgrims Were Intolerant Religious Fanatics
Nov. 18, 2004

George W. Bush Is The Most Corrupt President In History
Nov. 13, 2004

George W. Bush's Poisoning Of America
Oct. 29, 2004

Being Flogged By Blogs
Oct. 15, 2004

The True Story Of Dracula
Oct. 14, 2004

White Southerners Drag This Country Down
Sept. 14, 2004

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