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Letter To The Editor
Jun. 30, 2007

What UK Doesn't Need:  Avenger And Co.
Jun. 9, 2007

Some Forum Changes Cometh
Jun. 3, 2007

Reason For Investing In Space #1: Survival
May 31, 2007

Apologizing To Thomas Keyes
May 27, 2007

Defending Speculative Fiction
May 26, 2007

How To Make Fred Vote For A Conservative Candidate, Or, Reason For Investing In Space #476 – The Environment
May 25, 2007

Thomas Keyes And His Mosaic Of Half Thought Through Eventualities
May 24, 2007

Something More Difficult Than Interstellar Travel: Getting Thomas Keyes To Imagine
May 22, 2007

Want To Hop Into A Bussard Ramjet And Go Snorkeling On Gliese 581c?
May 19, 2007

For Members Of The Anti-Science Movement [Conservatives]: Global Warming Myths
May 17, 2007

500-Word Contest Entry:
The Day I Lost My Mind

May 16, 2007

Wisdom?
May 12, 2007

Come in, Quasi-Atheist, And Go All The Way
May 5, 2007

Abstinence-Only Education Fleshed Out
Apr. 28, 2007

My Take On Teen Sex
Apr. 20, 2007

My Take On Media Bias
Apr. 19, 2007

Thoughts On Kurt Vonnegut And Ken Hughes
Apr. 13, 2007

Threatening Vacuum Cleaners And More Easter Sunday Mayhem
Apr. 10, 2007

Doing Dishes With Richard Dawkins
Apr. 7, 2007

Elk Saliva And Two Revolutionary Products From Google
Apr. 1, 2007

Written With Certain Childish Glee, Here A Response To Ken's Poem Be
Mar. 30, 2007

Young Girl's Application Rejected: I Blame God
Mar. 21, 2007

Ken Hughes Now Owes Me At Least $40
Mar. 21, 2007

Our Local Conservative Global Warming "Skeptics", And An Oath That They Must Take
Mar. 17, 2007

The Bush Administration: The Well Dressed, Professional, Religious Crowd
Mar. 8, 2007

Ayaan Hirsi Ali: An Example Of Liberal Philosophy
Mar. 7, 2007

Fred On: Fred, UK, Automatic Teller Machine Machines, And More
Mar. 1, 2007

Homosexuality and Useless-Knowledge: Let's Not Throw Logic Out Of The Window
Jan. 6, 2007

Doing My Part To Attack Christmas [NOT!]
Dec. 24, 2006

Europe, Conservatives, Islamists, Socialism, And The Religion Of Liberalism
Oct. 9, 2006

Couric On 60 Minutes, Chavez, Liberal Commies, Waters, And Drunk Racist Republicans
Sept. 27, 2006

Exposing John Waters: Part 3
Sept. 13, 2006

Exposing John Waters: Part 2
Sept. 12, 2006

Exposing John Waters: Part 1
Sept. 11, 2006

John 3:16 - A Cat Parable, And Other Tidbits
Aug. 31, 2006

Our Resident Neo-Amish Representative: John Waters
Aug. 20, 2006

The Mosquito And The Flea: John Waters And Tracey Stevens [And Some Quotes]
Aug. 11, 2006

The Brain Of The Issue
Aug. 9, 2006

John Waters: Eating Animals That Are Boiled Alive
Aug. 8, 2006

Helping John Waters Read Better [And Remember What He Wrote]
July 31, 2006

Ruminations
July 27, 2006

Our Resident Unindisherdisherouter: John Waters
July 25, 2006

Our Resident Science-Hippy, Zygote Lover, And Anti-Humanist, John Waters
July 22, 2006

Oh How I Weep For Those Innocent Millions Of Murdered [Aborted] Babies!
July 19, 2006

Tracey Stevens And Relative Morality
July 17, 2006

About The Animals I've Killed
July 4, 2006

Welcome To The UK Forum [Again]!
July 2, 2006

Ann Coulter Miscalculates, Democrats Could Gain A Position
June 27, 2006

Tips For Buying Digital Cameras
June 19, 2006

A Humanist And Atheist Author: John Waters
June 14, 2006

John Waters, Empathy, And Solutions For the Survival Of The Species
June 8, 2006

Craig Chamberlain Jumps Backwards Through Unconnected Hoops
June 7, 2006

Answering John Waters: Humanely-Treated Octopi, Brutal Chimps And Computers That Kill
June 4, 2006

The Private Life Of Plants
June 3, 2006

Psalm X, Y Or Z - Who Knows What The Lord Thinks?
May 28, 2006

I Invite Pat Hurley To Become A Secularist
May 25, 2006

Pseudo-Atheist Pat Hurley Bound For Hades
May 24, 2006

A Brief Simplified History Of Christianity
May 20, 2006

A Point For Point Response To Samuel
May 18, 2006

John Waters, Skepticism, The Singularity And The 11 Chapters
May 17, 2006

Is Evil Is An Emergent Property Of Conservatism?
May 10, 2006

Worst Case Scenario: Everything Is A Religion [Humanism, Global Warming, Baseball, Videogames, Cooking...]
May 7, 2006

Thomas Keyes - Hooked On Fossils
May 6, 2006

Religion Is A Bad Thing, The 11 Chapters Is A Good Thing
May 4, 2006

Scared Ignorant Racist Conservative Older White Men, Or, Michael John McCrae
May 3, 2006

There Are No Transitional Fossils
Apr. 29, 2006

News Bites From A Parallel Universe
Apr. 26, 2006

Global Warming And My Beard - Memes?
Apr. 21, 2006

The Indwelt Spirit Brought Back The Little People
Apr. 15, 2006

Ding! Dong! The Witch Is Dead!
Apr. 6, 2006

Only A Fool Buys Elsewhere, KYM 3:2
Apr. 5, 2006

Lightning [On The Trail Again]
Mar. 28, 2006

Stay, Ken [Keep Writing Articles That Slam Liberals]
Mar. 27, 2006

Evilution And The Fat Ankles Of Hillary Clinton
Mar. 23, 2006

Filter And Foil (A Play In One Act)
Mar. 21, 2006

Abe Lincoln Would Be Pro-choice
Mar. 2, 2006

Prejudice "Cowboys", Social Shrimp, Coretta Scott King, Killers And Gay Cowboys
Mar. 1, 2006

Her Life Was Worth More Than $2000
Feb. 6, 2006

Loony Muslims And Silly [Clever?] Republicans
Feb. 5, 2006

Fair Science "News" And Stupid School-Systems
Jan. 20, 2006

Creation: You Were There
Jan. 8, 2006

Ken Hughes Belongs To The Church Of Politicianism
Jan. 7, 2006

RSS And Internet News Feeds - We Now Have One
Jan. 6, 2006

Tom Pain Embraces Truth, But Not The Implications
Jan. 5, 2006

Here's Why Debating Christianity Is Useful
Jan. 4, 2006

Michael John McCrae KNOWS Atheism
Jan. 3, 2006

Michael John McCrae KNOWS Evolution
Dec. 31, 2005

Christians (Evangelicals, Mormons, Amish) And Extinction Level "Dooms-Day" Events
Dec. 30, 2005

Happy Little Things
Dec. 29, 2005

More Religious Humor - Will You Squirm When You Are Pecked?
Dec. 15, 2005

A Funny Look At Creation, And Misunderstanding Thermodynamics
Dec. 14, 2005

The Best That UK Has To Offer
Dec. 13, 2005

Smut For Smut "Outrage"
Dec. 10, 2005

Tracey Puts Theory Of Evolution In Doubt
Dec. 9, 2005

Bush Supports Terrorism, Republicans In Cahoots With KKK
Dec. 8, 2005

Narcissistic Humanists?
Dec. 7, 2005

Muhrie Christmas, Ken Hughes
Dec. 5, 2005

A Holiday Insult For [And From] Ken Hughes
Dec. 3, 2005

All Christmas Trees Must Be Taken Down!
Dec. 2, 2005

Not Nearly Enough Bush Bashing
Nov. 29, 2005

Atheist Thanksgiving Cooking
Nov. 28, 2005

I Love You More Than Bunnies
Nov. 26, 2005

The Attack Articles Must Flow...
Nov. 25, 2005

ID Followers Know The Unknowable Secrets Of The Cosmos
Nov. 23, 2005

Is Dell's Piece About Intelligent Design An Accident?
Nov. 21, 2005

My Favorite Toy
Nov. 20, 2005

Pascal's Wager, Free Will And Other Illusions And Paradoxes
Nov. 19, 2005

When True Evil Attacks (Inspired By A True Story)
Nov. 18, 2005

Einstein's God Is Not Tracey's God
Nov. 17, 2005

Throwing Stones At God(s)
Nov. 16, 2005

A Press Conference With Prophet Pat Robertson
Nov. 15, 2005

How To Make A Woman Frown, Scowl Or Worse
Nov. 14, 2005

Provincial Thinking Will Kill Us
Nov. 13, 2005

How Does An Atheist Say, "I Love You"?
Nov. 12, 2005

Tracey Has A One In Ten Chance Of Avoiding Torture After He Dies
Nov. 11, 2005

The Case For Partisanship
Nov. 9, 2005

If My Cat Is God, Then I Believe In God
Nov. 8, 2005

My Take On Media Bias
Nov. 7, 2005

Artificial Life, Part 1: Non-Biological Machines
Nov. 7, 2005

The Umbrella Death - A Play In One Act
Nov. 6, 2005

There Is One Victim Here, And His Name Is Ron Lewis
Nov. 5, 2005

Skip's [And Makama's?] Logic Circle
Nov. 4, 2005

Rebuttal To The Jesus Question, Part 2
Nov. 3, 2005

Who Should I Vote Off?
Nov. 2, 2005

Jesus? Maybe. God-Powers? Nah.
Nov. 2, 2005

Summarizing Keith And A Whopping "OOPS!"
Oct. 30, 2005

My 100th Article For Useless-Knowledge.com
Oct. 29, 2005

America Saved Mankind!
Oct. 25, 2005

What About The Soul?
Oct. 21, 2005

The Last Voyage Of The USS Republican
Oct. 20, 2005

Makama And The Godless Constitution
Oct. 18, 2005

You Must Be Meek If You Want
Oct. 17, 2005

Don't Rent To Klingons [Or Blacks]
Oct. 16, 2005

Stink Potty Betty
Oct. 14, 2005

Call James Dobson To The Harriet Miers Confirmation Hearings?
Oct. 13, 2005

Human Diversity 098: The Science Behind The Races
Oct. 12, 2005

Ronaldo Loses His Bonus Points
Oct. 11, 2005

Once Again, I Will Address Racism Among Other Points
Oct. 8, 2005

What Came First, White Racists Or The Black "Problem"?
Oct. 7, 2005

Those Violent Colored People!
Oct. 6, 2005

"Us" Wants Some Socialism
Oct. 5, 2005

Pedophilia, America, Liquor-Drinking German Kids, And Sexual Anxiety
Oct. 4, 2005

YAGORSSE
Oct. 2, 2005

Cheers To Cindy Sheehan, Jeers To 'Exit, Stage Left'
Oct. 1, 2005

Republican Moderates, Non-Fallen Trees, And Other Soy-Protein Fillers
Sept. 30, 2005

Getting Dizzy With O'Reilly, Anna Nicole Smith, And Those Atheist People
Sept. 29, 2005

Blatant Racism In Small Religious Towns
Sept. 28, 2005

Smurfs In Yoga Poses
Sept. 27, 2005

A New Orleans Parable
Sept. 26, 2005

Blank People
Sept. 25, 2005

Top Ten Reasons That Freddie Took A Leave From UK
Sept. 22, 2005

Scotty Dead, Trek Almost There As Well
July 22, 2005

Entertainment Media And Reflections Of [And On] Society
July 21, 2005

Atheistic Fears, Morals And Questions
July 19, 2005

Da Rules And Ken Hughes
July 17, 2005

Why Does James Dobson Have A "Say" In Who Bush Picks?
July 16, 2005

Nuggets Vol. 8
July 14, 2005

Writers ADD And Smashing Stuff Into God's Comets
July 11, 2005

That Whole Supreme Court Thing
July 9, 2005

Reaching The Stars, Take Two
July 9, 2005

Gay Issues Are Once Again In The News
July 7, 2005

Nuggets Vol. 7
July 6, 2005

Here Are Some Things I Wonder About...
July 5, 2005

Flailing Michael John McCrae
July 3, 2005

Email Goodness: Bashed From The Left, The Right And The Nazis!
July 2, 2005

Reaching The Stars [Space Travel]
July 1, 2005

Julia Sweeney And God
June 30, 2005

Political Humor - Thanks Brooks, Stan And Others
June 29, 2005

The Obligatory Rebuttal To Michael
June 28, 2005

Master Animator Hayao Miyazaki Has Another Hit
June 27, 2005

Are We Nazi Germany Or Not?
June 26, 2005

Humanism: Punching Bag Of Old And New Age Religions
June 25, 2005

Lightning Bugs
June 24, 2005

Another Public Display Of Anger - Goons Attack Elmo
June 23, 2005

A Public Display Of Anger - Humanist Bashing
June 22, 2005

Free Speech Is Fine, If The Twins [Ken And Mac] Approve
June 21, 2005

The Death Of An American Fundamentalist
June 20, 2005

Michael And Ken Shed Tears Of Nationalism For Mother America
June 19, 2005

A Plethora Of Liberal Rebuttals
June 16, 2005

Michael Jackson And Jesse Jackson [A Tale Of Two Jacksons]
June 15, 2005

Ruth, The She-Devil?
June 13, 2005

The Urgent And Real Threat Of Gobal Warming, And The Evidence
June 11, 2005

Nuggets Vol. 4
June 9, 2005

Bob Enyart, The Man I Love To Hate (Or, Hate To Love?)
June 8, 2005

Star Wars Is A Conservative Propaganda Tool
June 7, 2005

Space Is Big And Spiritual
June 6, 2005

God Sacrificed Himself To Himself To Save Us From Himself
June 5, 2005

Skip Toomaloo - Odin Protect Him
June 4, 2005

Comments, Apologies, Corrections, Galore!
June 2, 2005

The Dutch Don't Like The EU Constitution Either
June 1, 2005

The Microwave You Never Knew You Had
May 31, 2005

My Pro-Abortion View
May 29, 2005

Useless Knowledge Nuggets Vol.2
May 28, 2005

Dr. Who Is Back
May 27, 2005

Clearing Up That 'Liberal Myth/Europe' Stuff
May 26, 2005

The "Middle" Moves [The Showdown In The Senate]
May 24, 2005

Poor Man's Guide To Fast Cooking
May 24, 2005

I Love All Of The Articles At Useless Knowledge
May 23, 2005

The Last Battlestar, The Galactica
May 22, 2005

11 Ways To Ensure Hindu Bashing
May 21, 2005

After Star Wars We Have Serenity!
May 20, 2005

Blame God – It's All His Fault
May 20, 2005

Newsweek Goofed, Loons Remain Loony
May 19, 2005

From Bashar To The ACLU
May 18, 2005

I Agree With Brooks [This Planet Is Doomed]
May 18, 2005

I Bow To "Euro-Wienies", And So Should You
May 17, 2005

Farscape From The SciFi Channel
May 15, 2005

Scifi Lives As Star Trek Dies
May 14, 2005

Domination Liberals [Sacrifice Wackos To Volcano-Gods]
May 12, 2005

Perforation Conspiracy
May 12, 2005

Onward, Liberal Soldier! [John Kerry Is Not Extreme Left]
May 11, 2005

Energy Problems And The Solutions
May 9, 2005

Who Are The Wackos Again?
May 8, 2005

The Myths Of Evolution, Part 2
May 5, 2005

All Long Things Become Swords
May 4, 2005

On Humanism, Theistic And Secular
May 4, 2005

I'm Glad That Randi Rhodes Isn't Like Ann Coulter [Touchy Conservatives]
May 2, 2005

Jehovah's Witnesses Came By
May 2, 2005

Air America Doesn't Need Defending [Randi Rhodes Is Female]
Apr. 30, 2005

On Eating Bugs
Apr. 29, 2005

You Can Always Tell A Conservative [Part 2]
Apr. 28, 2005

Beavers Created The Universe
Apr. 27, 2005

A Quick Rebuttal To Mr. Keyes And His Recent Article
Apr. 26, 2005

Spend On Space, Now!
Apr. 25, 2005

You Can Always Tell A Conservative
Apr. 24, 2005

Do Faith-Moralizers Have Morals?
Apr. 19, 2005

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