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Sept 23, 2003 I was having lunch in a local Cafe, One of my Liberal acquaintances joined me. He immediately wanted to discuss politics. The conversation went something like this. We will call the Liberal Bob and me, Me. Bob: Bush Lied to us. Me: How so ? Bob: He said Saddam Hussein had wepons of mass- destruction. Me: He did have, Uday and Qusay Bob: No I mean the ones that really kill people. Me: Uday and Qusay. Bob: Do you know Bush sold the Iraq Oil wells to Halliburton. Me: I don't think Presidents have that authority Bob: Bush lied. Me: What did he lie about ? Bob: He said Saddam sent men with bombs to Nuke America. Me: I don't recall hearing that. Bob: Bush sold Media-Care to the HMO's Me: Media-Care is an under-funded entitlement program, there is nothing to sell. Bob: Are you sure ? Bob: Bush is a Lier. Me: Tell me about it. Bob: Bush said he invented the internet and a bunch of other stuff. Me: That was Al Gore who made that claim. Bob: Who is Al Gore ? Me: It's not important. Bob: Bush's Father sold chemical weapons to Iraq when he was President. Me: Bush's Father was President during the Gulf War. He invaded Iraq. Bob: Then it was that other President. Me: You mean Clinton ? Bob: It could have been Clinton. But I know Bush's Father sold someone somthing. Bob: Bush's Father invaded Puerto Rico, He put their President in Prison. Me: That was Panama, Puerto Rico is part of the United States. Bob: Are you sure ? Bob: Bush gave the surplus to his Rich Friends Me: Bush gave a tax reduction to every one. There was never any money in the surplus it was only a projected surplus. Bob: Are you sure ? The Democrats sai-----. Me. When will you learn, Democrats never say what they mean or mean what they say. Bob: Bush is going to end Social Security and make people get their retirement from the New York Stock Exchange. Me: The President can't do that, Not even Congress could pull that one off. Bob: Thats what the Democrats said he was going to do. Bob: Bush and his Daughters are alcoholics, did you know that. Me: No and I don't think it's true. Bob: It's true all right , I read it in one of those National News Papers. Me: The National Enquirer ? Bob: Thats the one, the one in the Supermarket. Bob: Bush's environmental policy caused the hole in the Ozone layer over Anartica. Me: That hole is critical to our survival. It is the exhaust valve that allows heat and pollutions to escape the earths atmospher. That hole has been there for millions of years, With out it earth would collapse. Bob: Damn, I did't know that. Bob: Bush coused 9/11 to get the Iraq Oil wells. Me: 9/11 was planned and executed by Al Qaida from Afghanistan. Bob: Are you sure ? Bob: Bush didn't have approval from Congress to go to Iraq. Me: The President had approval from Congress and the U.N. Bob: But the Democrats said it wasn't a real approval it was only meant to scare Saddam into surrendering. Me: Bob your an idiot, where do you get this stuff ? Bob: I watch Peter Jennings and listen to National Public Radio. Me: I'll get the check. as I left the Cafe I could hear Bob's voice ringing in my ears, BUSH IS A LIAR, BUSH IS LIEING TO US. ------------ Email Ken Hughes: uncleken@wwnet.net Comment on this column in the forum. Tell a friend about this site! ------------ |
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