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Sept. 30, 2004 I'll be in my ratty flannel nightshirt with a bag of popcorn sitting in front of the television not watching the debates. I'll wait a moment while you get your chin off the ground. Yeah, I know, you'd think I'd be the first one tuning in. Well, I'm sorry. I just don't want to be there if John Kerry has an inarticulate moment. Actually, that isn't the whole story. I also don't want to have to sit there and watch Dandy Dan Rather in his little cheerleader outfit doing cartwheels every time John Kerry opens his mouth. I'm sure he'll act like it's manna from God. No, this is just a Main Stream Media circus and Mr. Kerry and Dandy Dan are the clowns. I really don't want to get sucked into Wonderland by the leftist media. In reality I'm p*ssed. I don't want to watch because they've preempted my Thursday evening programs. I'm mad. (No, not that kind of mad, get your hand away from the phone). One other thing. There's a nasty rumor going around that they're going to reinstate the draft. This is Bullsh*t from See B.S. [CBS]! They're not. This is a bold faced lie by the left to scare people into supporting John Kerry. It's a load of crap and I'd bet the farm on it. (Okay, I don't own a farm, even though my son acts like a pig and was raised in a barn. I do know where I can get my hands on a farm, though and I would bet it.) I don't think there's going to be another draft any more then I can fly to the moon. I haven't even heard a word from NASA so that's out.I've been told too I'm full of hot air, but that won't get me to the moon, either. Bottom line is...NO DRAFT. Anyone who says so is a lier and if John Kerry says anything along these lines tonight my case is made. Anyway, while you are all lined up in front of the sets watching for a Kerry inarticulate moment I'll be watching a video. I know who I'm voting for. Danny...I'll give you a clue and I'll even give you documentation as proof, it ain't John Kerry. Do the math. Nuff said, Semper Fi! ------------ About the author: Lee Zelhart is a proud graduate of McKendree College in Lebanon, Illinois. He is the widowed father of two teens and the prospective author of a soon to be published book called: The Ghost of the Cavalier. Sometime in summer 2005, or before. Email: graphicsdoctor1@sbcglobal.net Tell a friend about this site! ------------ |
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