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Sept. 29, 2004 Now John Kerry is claiming he said something during an inarticulate moment. I think he said he was tired, or something. Well, gee Johnny, if George W. Bush had said that your buddies at the MSM (Main Stream Media) would have been all over his you know what like flies. Especially Dandy Dan Rather. Look I can understand saying something when you're exhausted and are a little punchy.A little whacked out because you've been up all night studying for a debate (yeah, right, study...good one Johnny! That's what Teddy calls it, right?) Anyway, I can see being a little out of it when you've been at it all night. Suppose, though you got elected (forgetting for the moment you have been, to the senate) and something came up. Something really, really, important. A matrer of life, or death and you had the fate of the country in your hands. And you have an inarticulate moment? The presidentcy is even more stressful. I guess you could do like Ronald Reagan and catch a nap in a meeting with the cabinet. Hmmm, yeah, you're right he was really old at the time. Well, I guess naps are out. What are you gonna do there old Johnny? I guess this is going to take a little working on. You got just a little over a month to the election, man. I guess you could hire a spin doctor. Yeah, oh say someone like Dan Rather? Yeah, that's the ticket...Dan Rather and Morgan Fairchild. Yeah...! Gee, John Kerry, I guess you will just make sure you're well rested. You have debates coming up. If I were to advise you I think you ought to rest until you are sure you won't have any inarticulate moments on camera. I suggest maybe...Hmmm, November 3rd looks good. How's that for you? ------------ About the author: Lee Zelhart is a proud graduate of McKendree College in Lebanon, Illinois. He is the widowed father of two teens and the prospective author of a soon to be published book called: The Ghost of the Cavalier. Sometime in summer 2005, or before. Email: graphicsdoctor1@sbcglobal.net Tell a friend about this site! ------------ |
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