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Men Suck!

By Megan Williams
Sept. 8, 2004

For days now I have been getting emails from numerous people, mostly men, telling me that I am a moron, or ignorant, or have nothing important to say. Most of these men have nothing to say except one liners like "You're f&% $ing stupid" or "you're a b&^%h.

Men today seem to wear their ego’s on their sleeves; it seems that nothing is ever good enough for them when it comes to us women. Men still haven’t received the memo that the 1800's are over. Women no longer have to listen to men when it comes to working, paying the bills, or take care of our children.

A man seems to be heartbroken when he is dependent on a woman to pay the bills and feed the kids, while he goes off and drinks beer, scratches himself, talks about banging another woman, and screams at the kids and expects that to take care of things.

I’m sorry to say this, but men suck. Think about it, a woman wants a man to be caring, loyal, understanding, very clean, energetic, and well groomed. The only men out there that are like that are GAY MEN! Why did God have to create such torment?!

Women haven’t gotten respect in a long time, and the days are still growing. Take a look at Christmas. The mother buys all the toys and yet Santa Clause, a man, gets all the credit. How many Presidents do you know in the continental United States were women? None. How about MENopause? MENstruation? MENarche?

I still cannot believe that some people in this world have yet to divorce their husbands. Everyone says Hilary Clinton is a strong and fierce woman. Like hell she is, if she was she would have kicked ol Willy Clinton out of her life for good, but she didn’t. Take a look at Kobe Bryant’s wife; beautiful, yet unintelligent. She’s stupid. I’ll say it again, Kobe Bryant’s wife is stupid, because her husband cheated on her yet a million dollar ring made her stay by his side? Pathetic!

That is another thing about men that really burns me up is the fact that if a man cheats, by God he’s considered a playa, yet a woman cheats she’s a slut. Play meaning good, and slut meaning bad.

Men are also pathetic and weak; if they get a stomach cramp, they boo-hoo till us women have to cling to their every need. Yet, us women get cramps every month and they tell us to toughen it out. Come on you pansy’s, didn’t your daddy teach you to be tough?!

I know I’ll probably get a lot of emails regarding this, maybe saying stuff like I’m a dyke or whatever, but I assure you that I’d rather be a dyke than to ever spend my passionate nights with a smelly, hairy, unintelligent, grotesque, specimen we have come to known as man.

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About the author Megan Williams: I'm from Memphis, Tennessee, and I am a school teacher who teaches history.

Email: redheadmegan@yahoo.com


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