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Sept. 6, 2004 It appears that the president is going to win the general election. If you believe the poll numbers of the recent past, it seems likely that a re-election is in the future for the current administration; yet they fail to poll the people of the LCLRaC party. Think how disappointed they, the Nielsen folks and them that spent countless hours bothering people at dinner time with phone polls, when I, the head of the true opposition party, come roaring out of the dark cave of nowhere to sink the yacht of state. I have every intention of winning this election because you, my fa…errr, supporters, will see to it with your write in vote. We must wrest control of the machine away from the eastern elitists who have wrested it away from us. Not funny as in ha ha but funny as in strange how it is them who are educated at what are supposedly the nations finest (Exeter, Yale, Harvard etc.) institutions are the ones who in the last forty years have caused the nation to suffer wars. It would appear that they do have a secret Skull and Bones agenda or some other even more secret society with its handshakes and passwords that show one another to be secret members in the good old boy network. Below is a list of the past presidents (not in chronologic order). Kennedy---Viet Nam---aggressor Bush 1-----Iraq----------aggressor/defender, Panama---aggressor Bush 2-----Iraq----------aggressor Johnson----mired in left over war from, you guessed it, an Eastern Elitist Nixon------ended war left over from an Eastern Elitist Ford--------mired in ending Nixon’s Watergate Carter------*sigh* Reagan----Granada---aggressor Clinton----Somalia, Bosnia---UN missions inherited from Bush 1 As you can see the Eastern Elitists are the aggressive ones. They seem to have no qualms about using American firepower whenever they feel a gas pain. The rest of us take an antacid, they go to war. And make no mistake about it, the Bush clan is from the East (Bush 1 b, Milton MA, 6/12/24, Bush 2 b, New Haven CT 7/6/46) not Texas, Bush 1 & 2 both are Yale educated as was the Granddaddy (Prescott) of the clan. An interesting little tidbit that I learned while working on this article is that Kerry (also from MA) and Bush share an ancestor making them distant cousins. 9th cousin twice removed of George W. Bush, his rival in the 2004 election. Both are descended from Edmund Reade (1563-1623). (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0449902/bio) Sheesh talk about keeping it in the family! But now I say to you it is time to take the administration away from these Skull and Bonesmen (remember a skull has no brain) and return a good Mid-Western American to the halls of power. At least as a Load of Crapper (still not an Acronym) I promise I will be to busy taking care of myself to bother with the sending of our troops to fight. The Easterners all have quite enough cash and security; enough in fact that they don’t have to do anything other than worry about their place in history. Isn’t it funny how they all try to secure their historical reference in some encyclopedia by going to war? I swear there will be only one war in a Durfee administration and that will be the aforementioned war against the Tyrant of Monaco. I will use this promised war to placate the military/industrial establishment which will insure the tribute to the share holders who profit from such things. This is what the Eastern Elitists do and I will continue it, just not in Iraq. Our job there is done, The Yale fellows have created a mess that will keep them busy for thirty years, fighting civil wars, thus freeing us to move on to Monaco! If you are tired of the news and the animosity the current administration has engendered the world over, if you are desirous of a change for the better than when the poll takers call tell them the truth; you are going to write in the Load of Crap party and return the government to the people. At the very least during my administration you will be able to say it out loud; “This administration is a Load of Crap.” Remember take your pen with you to the polls and Vote a straight LCLRaC Party, which is easy enough to do seeing as how I am the candidate to write in on every line of every ballot and in return I promise I will not move to Massachusetts, Connecticut or even New Jersey. ------------ About the author: Mark C. Durfee is an independent conservative liberal hedonist Christian Bhuddist deveotee of Krishna who follows no crowds and who thinks that the Viagra commercial with Freddy Mercury singing while a bunch of men dance is funny. His novels are nothing like his articles and they cannot be found at Barnes and Noble or Walden books, Amazon.com or your local independent bookstore because he has not been discovered. His favorite saying is "Duck!!! That drive-by may have your name on it!" Email: mcd5255@hotmail.com Tell a friend about this site! ------------ |
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