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Oct. 30, 2004 So I woke up thins morning (30, OCT.) and go to my first news source of the day, Foxnews.com (Sorry, Useless-Knowledge but Fox has pictures and audio) and whose face is gracing the monitor before me? That’s right! Osama bin Laden, in all his unwashed, unshaven, bedraggled, Islamic Muslim, and sad-eyed splendor! Wonder of wonders! The once mighty, now dweller of caves that have never seen a cable feed, regales us with his sunken-cheeked visage via donkey mailed video-tape through how many untraceable surrogates? This is wonderful! And now it is officially official! World-wide terrorism has expressed its unadulterated opinion that Lord John F. Kerry of France, (that’s what the “F” stands for among other things) should avail himself of the throne of America as King. I will admit I thought the “Coward of Arabee” had finally met his fate in some bat infested hideout much like Saddam’s “rat hole”. But, it sure seems like his Iranian allies are taking excellent care of his most excellent thirty-million dollar hide. So are you paying attention America? First: the Arab/Muslim/American coalition sends out its endorsement of John F. Kerry, citing the War against Terror and the defense of American values at the reason to withdraw support from the current Administration that is actually defending American society against all things radically Islamic. Shortly after this, Yasser Arafat and the Palestinians are polled and gee; they support Monsieur Kerry too. This endorsement gets old Yasser a free vacation to France! Shortly after that; Mohammad (no, not him, the other Mohammad) ELBaradai sends out a cover-up letter to the Pentagon about missing munitions that had been missing for 19 months and well before any American troops arrived at the Al Qaqaa WMD storage facility in Iraq. WMD? Yes. CNN reported Al Qaqaa to be one of the prime WMD storage sites being inspected (INSPECTED?) by the IAEA 3 months before the war started and none of these munitions previously tagged by the UN (the UN?) as WMD’s (WMD’s?) were there. So who lost track of the WMD’s? Oh, and I think Mohammad ElBaradai is a what; Muslim? Next comes Azzam the American; also known as Jihad’s Lone Ranger, who threatens the US through ABC; speaking perfect English, except for his pronunciation of tyranny as “TIE” “ranny”. Now, we all know that was really Peter Jennings playing his pre-Halloween scary-boo. (How’d that tape get out there?) And finally, not to be outdone by Azzam the Asinine; comes our terrorist hero of heroes, the sun of the Arab dawn, the Muslim of Muslims, the reincarnation of Mohammad (no, not that one, the other one) himself, the righter of Palestinian wrongs, the fellow with his head stuck so far up Arafat’s butt he speaks with a Palestinian accent, the real October surprise just in time to usurp all the blathering booger-men in the world; placing himself square into the middle of the American political caldron of insincerity and laughable liar hood, comes bin Butthead in his robes of rage. None of this is possible if John Kerry showed one ounce of support for the War against Terrorism’s Muslim Majority. In fact Kerry has only shown appreciation for all his foreign support by attacking the American efforts to destroy terrorists by calling the efforts of the American military “incompetent” for not protecting against the theft of WMD’s that were never supposed to be at Al Qaqaa in the first place! What a load of Al Qaqaa! But this certainly explains why “Heinz” is the only catsup you can find around here. (That’s another rumor I’m starting.) So to hear it from Osama bin Laden himself; unless we stop supporting Israel, his jihad against America will continue. John Kerry is already prepared to withdraw from Iraq and turn it over to the UN. He is also prepared to tell Israel to pound sand and turn that over to the World Court. This will give Islam the victory it wants. It will assure bin Butthead that America can be had for any threat he puts forth without the teeth to back it up. Bin Butthead, in his latest “movie” has assured us he is alive and well and considering killing many more innocent people. That is what murderous, lying, uncivilized scumbags do for a living. If John Kerry doesn’t jump to bin Butthead’s command; Azzam the Cloth Covered, Asinine Idiot, will unleash his madness against America and bin Butthead will throw more video tapes into terrorism’s “Hall of Flame” archives. In the meantime, Arafat will be drinking French wine while writing his memoirs from the lap of Jack Chirac. ------------ About the Author: Michael John McCrae is an Independent, Conservative, Christian who has been personally insulted as a voter because John Kerry thinks the "Heart and Soul of America" lays in the "X-rated sexual innuendo" of Whoopi Goldberg. Well, Michael McCrae thinks America is better than that. Michael McCrae believes there is at least some morality left. So Michael McCrae is going to leave this here (until after the election) as a reminder to all of what John Kerry and John Edwards believe the Real America to be. They believe America's "heart and soul" resides in the "X-rated sexual innuendo" of Whoopi Goldberg. You can draw your own conclusions. Email: macswordV@hotmail.com Tell a friend about this site! ------------ |
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