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Oct. 29, 2004 "Bubba you going out halloweening this year?" "Yes I am going in my SUV." "Your SUV I thought you had a pickup truck Bubba with hooters and dual smokestacks painted red with chrome pipes? I did not know you had a SUV." "Yes I been having two of them there SUV's and they is called my feet." "Bubba I should have known that you would have something witty to say. You always do." "Well I reckon I got to tell folks this one on you Mrs. Judy seening how you had to use your SUV one time over in Farmville." "Bubba I will pay you not to tell that one." "Why not it was the funniest thing I ever did see you and Fluffy and that there critter costume." "Okay Bubba I guess it was pretty funny and I guess the folks over at the useless-knowledge would like to hear it." "They shore nuff will." I member Mrs. Jean she had that there party at her house and wuz dressed up like a witch. All the church folks over at Parson Percy's went over there to have some good clean fun and fun we did have. But Mrs. Judy she won't Mrs. then she had gone and got her a Big Bird costume and it was the right ugliest thing I most ever did see. But Judy had to walk because he could not drive her her car there. Them there big feet would not let her hit the gas pedal and I reckon that wuz fine cuz when she hit the gas pedal she had a lead foots. Anyhows she got maybe four blocks from the party when ole lady Miss Prune's dog Fluffy comes out and wuz a yapping and a yapping and then that there poodle grabs the tail feathers of that Big Bird. Well Judy she starts to commencing hollering and chasing Fluffy up and down the street. Miss Prune she called the poleeceman. They wuz a laughing cuz Miss Prune is a saying hows a big old chicken is trying to keel her poor ole Fluffy. Well sir they pulled up and finally got that Big Bird's tail feathers back. It had Fluffy spit and wuz all chewed up but they found out it wuz Judy and they just laughed. Judy when she got the tail feathers back cided she would forgit them. Then she came on over to Mrs. Jean's house. Well after awhile the chilun started knocking on the door. Mrs. Jean wuz dressed up in a witch costume and Judy was in her Big Bird costume only the tail was bald as could be. One little boy he went all over his self and went screaming back to his mama. So then a little pretty thing came up and was dressed like a fairy. She was cute and Mrs. Jean was giving out apples. So she says to Judy give the little fairy another apple. But then that pretty little chile looks up at them and said. "No thanks I don't need another d apple to break my d cookies again you dum ole witch and bald Big Bird." I reckon theys had to laugh but did nobody let Judy live that one down." They sure didn't and the policeman that came to see about Fluffy remembered the time I ran out of gas when I was dressed as a pumpkin. But that is another story for another day. Maybe tomorrow if my two SUV's make it over to the auto shop where the pumpkin I mean car is. But I just wanted to say to everybody HAPPY HALLOWEEN. Just for fun love you all. ------------ About the author Judy T. Lloyd: I have written "The Twelfth of Never", "The Dance", "If Ever I Would Leave You" and working on the fourth which will be called "The Power And The Glory" in which a group of nursing home residents kidnap sort of a Presidental candidate. They also rob banks plus a few other things about The Lord's Prayer done in a forum easy to understand. www.poetrypoem.com/trooperdkinex.net http//www.authorsden.com/judytlloyd Email: nancyl@kinex.net Tell a friend about this site! ------------ |
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