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Some Things I Would Like People Who Email Me To Know

By Judy T. Lloyd
Oct. 27, 2004

I would like for the following people who email me to know these things.

1. I have false teeth so I don't need toothpaste.

2. I do not smoke so stop sending me ads for cigs.

3. I am an American born here and I don't need a green card.

4. I am married and don't need a date.

5. I am a woman and don't need viagra or any other pill.

6. If the following causes pnuemonia I don't need prilosec, nexum etc.

7. I am American do you not get that and I can't win an out of country lottery.

8. I am an American who votes in this country and do not pay attention to a non voting Kerry fan etc. who thinks that George W. Bush is a vampire. I would say the same if it were Kerry.

9. I am a Christian and the right wing comes from which side of the aisle the representives sit on. So much for the conspiracy thing.

10. I believe that people should vote their conscience and leave it at that. Insulting a person's religion is a poor reflection on you.

11. I am not bald so I don't need hair restorer.

12. I am 56 have a child that is 35 and don't need Pampers or insurance etc.

13. Speaking of insurance I have had cancer and have a health care plan so I don't need more useless insurance.

14. I am not interested in porn.

15. I do not live near a Macy's.

16. Did I say that I was an American so why bombard me with drugs that I don't need.

17. My husband is retired and is unable to go to Iraq so he won't be killed there if I vote for Bush.

18. I wish the UN was in some other country instead of ours.

19. I have a response to terrorists who think all of the above but you can't see my finger up in this column.

20. Come election day I am voting for who I think will be the best at this time for president without the influence of foreign nationals.

So there you have it, a few of the things that irritate me and I have a choice to use the button to blacklist all of the following things above. Most of all what I want people to know is this. I try to learn something new every day which was a policy of one great man. George Washington Carver said that. While I am white it does not mean that I feel that I am superior to anyone. Far from it, were it not for Black History I would have really been ignorant and not found out the inventions and genius of our citizens. The black voters and essentially a lot of we whites are intelligent, warm and caring people. We have been taken advantage of. I chose not to favor anyone on their color but their merit as a productive citzen of this country and others. Now I will get down off my soapbox and pray that this election hurry up and get here so I can vote. Hopefully the winner will be clear and we won't have to put up with needless lawsuits on either side.

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About the author Judy T. Lloyd: I have written "The Twelfth of Never", "The Dance", "If Ever I Would Leave You" and working on the fourth which will be called "The Power And The Glory" in which a group of nursing home residents kidnap sort of a Presidental candidate. They also rob banks plus a few other things about The Lord's Prayer done in a forum easy to understand.

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