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Oct. 26, 2004 Of all the things that have happened over the weekend, what is people talking about? Ashlee Simpson screwing up at SNL. I didn’t see the episode where Ms. Simpson, sister of ditzy-bimbo Jessica Simpson, “fell to pieces,” but then again I never watched SNL since the Spice Girls. I don’t know much about Ashlee Simpson except I know she needs a nose job, and a new act to follow. First of all, Ashlee Simpson claims to be a punk rocker. Um, punk, no no no, pop, yeah yeah yeah. Jesus, Mary, and Joseph! Why is it that POP STARS claim they are really rock stars? Avril Lavigne, Hilary Duff, Ryan Starr, even Kelly Osbourne claims they are rock stars. YOU’RE NOT! YOU’RE POP STARS, YOU DIM-WITTED MORONS! You want to see a female that was a rock star, try Joan Jett, okay? Joan Jett sang “I love rock n’ roll” what did Kelly Osbourne sing? “Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah!” Those are actual lyrics folks, they are so poetic, aren’t they? People were stunned that Ashlee Simpson lip- synched. Holy mother of God, say it isn’t so! Pop stars lip-synching, NOOOOOOOO!!! My god, kill me now, a dim-witted pop star lip-synchs. DUH! Why were people surprised about this? Has anyone been paying attention for the past twenty or thirty years? Music isn’t about music anymore, but it’s about the performer’s image. We don’t worry about J.Lo’s musical talent, we worry about her buttocks. We don’t worry if Britney Spears has musical talent, we worry about her breasts. We don’t worry about Jessica Simpson’s musical talent, we worry about the next stupid statement she’s going to make follow by a ditzy giggle. Someone please end her pain, or at least end her to end MY pain. Ashlee Simpson lip-synching shouldn’t surprise anyone. She doesn’t have talent for one. Second of all, she’s just another sister of a famous sister. Ashlee Simpson is nothing more than another anorexic bimbo who needs to fly away and disappear and she can take her sister and her other moronic brother-in-law with her. ------------ About the author Eric Schomburg: Visit http://www.geocities.com/schomburg2002. The website is about my novel, One of a Kind, a story about a young boy who possess the powers of the natural elements. Email: schomburg2002@yahoo.com Tell a friend about this site! ------------ |
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