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Oct. 18, 2004 To: Matt Stone, Trey Parker, et al. Re: The next Team America: World Police film. A proposal: Time is running out, but the puppets are mostly in place and it can be done. Sirs: I'd like to propose a sequel to your movie. I haven't seen it, but I've seen some of your other work. Excellent! I propose a story about another egomaniacal pol who has plans to take over. The United States first and then the World.This fellow would be a master terrorist. Indeed, the person I have in mind strikes terror in others just thinking about having to listen to one of his speeches. He and his half witted assosiate would play nicely off each other(they don't seem to play nicely with anyone else, not even Sean Penn. Hey, is Sean Penn related to the Penn of Penn and Teller?) Hmmm. Okay, this guy is plotting with the United Nations to take over the United States. Together they would turn the country into a real life World Police. They would send all our young people at our expence all over the world. We ourselves would be defenseless. Terrorists would have a field day. So anyway, this guy would threaten to give a speech unless he were obeyed. The thought, again, would be horrible. Anyway for the parts I had in mind John Kerry and John Edwards. They are perfect as you won't make puppets of them. They are wooden puppets themselves. (Don't ask how this happened) albeit life size. Of course so are most of the members of the United Nations (that is the rumor). I'm sure you can get Jolly John pretty cheap. Actually both Johns. They won't have anything else to do after the first part of November. Okay, John Edwards is a dummy, but that's just a puppet with hand room up his...well, YOU KNOW! The team recruits a great hero...only known as "W". You won't have to make a Bush puppet either. I'm sure Michael Moore will sell you the one he used in Fahrenheit 911. Anything to make a buck and pull himself out of the red ink his political satire caused him. The guy'd do anything for a buck, I heard. Well? What do you think? Great huh? Bammo! I'll be waiting to hear from you. ------------ About the author: Lee Zelhart is a proud graduate of McKendree College in Lebanon, Illinois and the father of two teens (one of which will be getting married in the next couple of years, maybe sometime in 2006) and the author of The Ghost of the Cavalier due out in 2005. Email: graphicsdoctor1@sbcglobal.net Tell a friend about this site! ------------ |
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