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Oct. 15, 2004 John Kerry clearly has chosen the wrong career. Obviously he is a trained and qualified geneticist. Amazing! Why didn't he come out and tell us this in the first place? You might ask how I know this. Okay, go ahead. I'll wait while you ask. Heellllooo????Never mind, I'll tell you anyway. First, he knows stem cell research would have caused Christopher Reeve to get up and walk out of his wheelchair. The man clearly has something he's working on. A medical miricle. John Kerry, we'd like to know where you got your stem cells. Come on Johnny, you can tell us. We won't tell. (wink wink) Second, he's saying Dick Cheney's daughter is being what she was born to be. This implies being a lesbian. This further implies this is in the genetic code. Last I knew this was not conclusive, but what do I know? John Kerry is the expert here. What? He's not? Gee whiz, I thought he surely had to be. However, let me continue. Look, if homosexuality is determined by genetic instuction is it regressive, or progressive? If it's regressive why do we seem to see so many? Is it inherited from the mother, or father, or both? Look, Jolly John, I and millions of others are hanging on your every word. Which is it? Maybe homosexuality is a birth defect. Hmmm! An interesting theory. Is that what it is?Look, if you weren't taking a cheap shot at the Vice President Mr. Kerry how do you reach your conclusions? I'm guessing you have some experience, based on your latest comments, that you know something about genetics. So tell us what you know. Maybe we should give you the Nobel Prize (please don't throw it over a fence though) if you have a grasp of that information tell us. So if homosexuality is genetic is this also true of sexual deviation. Should pedophiles get the same treatment? Should other sexual deviants be treated as having an alternate life style? What about people who have sex with (fill in the blank)? Jolly John (Heinz) Kerry has opened up a whole new can of worms here. If homosexuality is definatively genetic maybe other deviances are, too. Let's let the nuts out of the nuthouse. Let's open the prisons. Everyone is normal. Hallalujah! I'm glad we got that settled. Hubba Hubba. Nuff said, Semper Fi! ------------ About the author: Lee Zelhart is a proud graduate of McKendree College in Lebanon, Illinois and the father of two teens (one of which will be getting married in the next couple of years, maybe sometime in 2006) and the author of The Ghost of the Cavalier due out in 2005. Email: graphicsdoctor1@sbcglobal.net Tell a friend about this site! ------------ |
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