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Oct. 7, 2004 The party's my shepard, I shall not want. I follow blindly, don't ask questions, and rejoice when the rich are robbed blind to pay my way completely. (Why are they packing up and moving out of the country and outsourcing? Hmmm, must be the Republican's fault. Couldn't have anything to do with high corporate taxes and over regulations by our guys, right?) They lead me beside the still factories, the EPA and OSHA closed down. It restores my soul, but my bank account's in the tank. Well, anyway it's real quiet and I know my children are now safe although they won't have any jobs around here. My cup runs over. Teddy Kennedy hates to drink alone. After awhile I don't give a crap either. What is this stuff anyway? Tastes like Kool Aid. They've annointed my head with oil. Hmmm, wonder where they got that? I didn't think our guys dealt in that stuff. Musta been from an evil oil spill. Yuck! Shirley, Goodness, and Marcy shall follow me all the days of my life. I realy don't know these babes, but they say they're good friends of Bill. Why would they follow me? Oh, yeah! That buck they saw me give to the party. Yeah, now I remember they're fund raisers. They lead me through the valley of the shadow of Bill, or is that Hillary? It's hard to tell with this stuff of Ted's, or was it Dan Rather. Now I'm confused. My brain feels like it's been numbed. And I will dwell in the housing projects of the Liberals forever. Please explain again how this makes my life any better. Man this is really irritating stuff. Wait, what was I talking a b o u t? Yesss, Massssttterrr. What are your orders? ------------ About the author: Lee Zelhart is a proud graduate of McKendree College in Lebanon, Illinois and the father of two teens (one of which will be getting married in the next couple of years, maybe sometime in 2006) and the author of The Ghost of the Cavalier due out in 2005. Email: graphicsdoctor1@sbcglobal.net Tell a friend about this site! ------------ |
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