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Nov. 4, 2004 Welcome back Mr. President Bush! Well, it's all over, you won and Mr. Kerry lost, he was shown what it's like to have his a** kicked by a "AWOL" National Guardsman. His Swiftboat flunkies couldn't pull his sorry a** out of the fire. Now you can go back full time to the job of protecting this nation, John Kerry can go back to windsurfing. His running mate; John Edwards can go back to chasing ambulances for a living, as he lost his Senate seat…but don't take pity on him, I'm sure there are a lot of corporations that he can sue over trivial reasons. As I sat and watched John Kerry's concession speech, the cameras panned to Ted (The Swimmer) Kennedy's face. I can't tell you the joy and elation I felt when I watched his fat, swollen face masked in disappointment. There went his final chance to control the White House. Hillary, when she runs in 08, she will only use him as a footstep to the White House; that is if the liver can hold out that long. She'll leave more footprints on his back than a doormat at Bill Clinton's favorite house of ill repute. Bruce (The Boss) Springsteen can use his new found spare time taking singing lessons, along with Mellencamp. The Dixie Chicks can finally flush their waning career down the white ceramic stadium as they so richly deserve. The Hollyweird crowd can crawl back into their make-believe world, living their lives of limousine liberal fantasy, where they wouldn't look at a homeless person, unless they needed the lawns and gardens tended to. Now that Sean Penn is free of his political commitment, maybe he should look into psychological commitment. He's a prime candidate for a rubber room if there ever was one. And Michael Moore can go back to washing cars for food. I look forward to the late night comics routine this time, wondering if Bush is going to be the butt of their 'stupid' jokes, and quips about the Air National Guard loser that stole the election in 2000. Well no one can claim a stolen election this time around, President Bush received more popular votes this election than Ronald Reagan did, which was a big surprise to me, I never thought anyone would beat the late, great Mr. Reagan in popularity. And now on to that idiot Teresa Kerry, John, I'd bet she has her lawyers looking over the Pre-nup fine print to see if there is a reference to "Première Madame or "Primeira Senhora" or "Eerste Dame", those mean "First Lady" in French, Portuguese and Dutch, respectively. John, you male version of Anna Nicole Smith, I do believe it's time you started looking for a new meal ticket, she's more than likely going to dump you faster than the Kennedy's dumped Mary-Jo's reputation when Fat Teddy tried to actually 'submarine race' in his Olds back in the 70's. Now we all know that your dear Teresa is a few cans short of a six-pack, she probably thought she was going to be "Queen of America" I thank God for the small favor He did for us in keeping that lunatic away from the White House, the only way she should be allowed in the White House is on a tour. Now John, don't despair. I'm sure you, John Edwards, Fat Teddy, Tom Dashboard and your Secretary of State hopeful Joe (Who wrote that?) Biden can start a speech writing business, I'm certain that heads of state will be wanting speeches they can make to the United Nations denouncing the re-election of President Bush. I believe the Frog president will use your service on a regular basis, just think; Joe can steal speeches from Louis XVI, Tom can hold up an automobile muffler as a visual aide and Fat Teddy can tell the frogs and others of how Tom's muffler works underwater to deaden the sounds of women under water and under whelmed campaigns. I can see it now, you can start out in Paris and take your buddies on a tour of where you met with your Vietnamese handlers, providing they pick up the cost of such tour. Then you could start a branch in Hanoi, just think of the unlimited things you could do. But just keep in mind, it ain't President that you're gonna be. hahahahahahahahahahaha Mr. President, I wish you Godspeed in you're your future advancement of the safety and security of our country. Messer's. Kerry, Edwards, Kennedy, Dashboard and Biden, I wish you long lives, so you can ponder what you have tried to do to the reputation of an honest man, I hope these acts haunt you for the rest of your miserable lives. GOD BLESS AMERICA, HER TROOPS AND PRESIDENT BUSH AND HIS TEAMNote to Democrat readers; Don't view this column as gloating............naw, go ahead and take it as gloating! ------------ About the author: Mike Romer is a politically incorrect, disgruntled resident of New Jersey and thinks a lot of people need their heads screwed on properly. He enjoys writing, reading and painting landscapes. Email: triv.fan@verizon.net Tell a friend about this site! ------------ All articles are EXCLUSIVE to Useless-Knowledge.com and are not allowed to be posted on other websites. ARTICLE THIEVES WILL BE PROSECUTED! |
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