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Bend Double With Bellyache

By Amanda Grace Shawn
June 23, 2004

The United States is suffering from one giant bellyache and so am I.

In my case it's a real physical pain - those dang burritos I ate for lunch along with the flame broiler burgers from you-know-where are making my tummy HURT.

But if I'm rubbing my belly with a bend double bellyache, what is the United States doing? Our country seems to be suffering from bloat - most of our citizens are overweight, inflation is out of sight, the upcoming Presidential election gives us all indigestion - and there's no relief in sight. At least my tummy ache will pass, sooner or later.

Who spells relief - is it John "I'm Rich And I Know It" Kerry or George "I'm a Texas Cowboy" Bush? Or is it neither one?

Either way, I don't really know but my stomach is killing me - time to take some Tums or something!

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About the author: Amanda Grace Shawn is a young writer who has been published in her school paper. Email: seanachieofthesidhe@hotmail.com

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