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Aug 31, 2004 So, here we are at the Republican convention. So far it seems everything's business as usual in Neu Yawk, Neu Yawk. Sure there's been a few protesters, but hey, there's always a few malcontent nutjobs. Nothing really going on. What's that? People running naked? Fires being set? So, what? Think about it. It's NEU YAWK! (Look I know it's spelled New York, I'm just trying to blend in.) Anything short of taking a shot at someone is normal. Okay, that would probably be normal, too. The only one that's been there whom I'm sorry nobody's shot at is Mickey Moore(M.O.O.R.EEEEEE!) Oops, wrong rat, sorry.Hope Disney doesn't get their tail in a twist. I'm surprised he got into the building, but that's Republicans; live and let live.(Darn) You know what it is? We're too nice to sleps like Michael Moore. If he'd been a Republican at the other gays (sooooorry!That was a slip of the...no, maybe not.) convention they would have strung him up. No maybe they would have turned Whoopi loose on him. He seems like her kinda guy(or is that gay, no. Never Mind!) I've noticed the other party (I don't want to appear mean spirited right now) are very intolerant of difference of opinion. You don't agree with their boy they foam and froth at the mouth (just a minute while I wipe some froth off my chin). It's not a pretty thing. Everyone is behaving so far. Even the Bush twins, but then Grandma Bush is around to keep them in line.Laura Bush is a refreshing breath of fresh air. She doesn't still use her maiden name(I think she's actually proud to be married to W.) like some on the other side, but she doesn't have billions of minors working in sweat shops making pickles and ketchup in China, or plans to run for the Senate so she can run for president down the road.And the twins are pretty quiet.Unlike the Kerry girls who like to talk about giving mouth to mouth to rodents. I'm sure the people of Neu Yawk appreciate the relative peace of the Republican convention. There haven't been any real tramas, no whackos out of the usual mainstream. As a matter of fact, I think they'd feel the Republican's are pretty boring. Hmmm, maybe if we don't say anything they won't notice we're there. Nuff said, Semper Fi! ------------ About the author: Lee Zelhart is a proud graduate of McKendree College in Lebanon, Illinois. He is the widowed father of two teens and the prospective author of a soon to be published book called: The Ghost of the Cavalier. Sometime in summer 2005, or before. Email: graphicsdoctor1@sbcglobal.net Tell a friend about this site! ------------ |
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