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Aug 29, 2004 John Kerry has one of his ever lovin' supporters in Florida to think for my change of Heart, or is that loosing my mind? Hmmm, no if I lost my mind I'm sure it'll turn up. It's not a big loss anyway and...now, where was I? Oh, yeah, Mr. Kerry. Look, now that I've had a little time to think about this it might be fun to have Jolly Johnny (Heinz) Kerry in the White House. I could pick at him the next FOUR years like the Eagle picked at Prometheus' liver. (For those of you in Rio Linda, or West Palm Beach Co. Florida Prometheus was the guy in Greek Mythology who stole fire from the gods and gave it to man and...what's the use I've lost you guys now that I used the word mythology. Go back to your comic books.) By the way, what a Kerry supporter was doing in Florida I have no idea. I think the butler forgot to repack it (what did he have a supporter for in the first place? Hmmm.) Oh, yeah, anyway it will be jolly sport. I mean there Jolly Johnny will be, right in the limelight all the time, except when he needs to get his hair, or his face retouched, and darn it that means between his hair dresser and the darn Botoz specialist I'll only have a few moments at a time. Anyway, it'll be like the Clintons never left. You'll always know where he stands, depending on which way the wind's blowing, and what he stands for, at the moment, and I'm sure I will have plenty to write about. Taking Pot shots at Mr. Heinz, or is that Kerry, or...I'm so confused. What is it with these wives of Democrats who can't stand to take their husband's names and, sorry my knuckles were dragging a little. Am I bad. I know I don't want to go there. That would be traditional, but understandable that Mr. Heinz, er Kerry, would want to distance herself. I mean all those atrocities her husband commited in the war, or maybe he didn't. What day is it anyway? That's the problem with John Kerry; you have to keep track of the day to know which version of the truth he's telling. See this is Sunday...I've lost track of time here.Never mind! Wait, but will the Clinton's allow a Kerry victory? I mean will Hillary let Kerry win?No, probably not. I mean would she want to wait four years longer to run? Noooooooooo! She's not gonna wait that long. She's not getting any younger. Okay, Bill, I didn't say a word, I promise. Sorry, it just slipped out. (Hey, Bill, got anymore of those great cigars, no, well too bad.) And if my buddy Jolly John got elected would we have a first Amendment anymore? Well, I guess not. It wouldn't be very useful anymore as speech would only come from one direction. Didn't I see Michael J.Fox do this in an episode of "Spin City"? Gee, maybe I better think about this a little more. As far as the Kerry supporter in Florida? Maybe that wasn't John's. After all, I get the felling he isn't the one who has the...well, YOU know! Besides, I don't think pink is his color, or maybe it is. That's another debate; isn't it Johnny? Sorry, sir. I didn't mean to get so familiar. Anyway, It was the thought that counts, right? Nuff Said, Semper Fi! ------------ About the author: Lee Zelhart is a proud graduate of McKendree College in Lebanon, Illinois. He is the widowed father of two teens and the prospective author of a soon to be published book called: The Ghost of the Cavalier. Sometime in summer 2005, or before. Email: graphicsdoctor1@sbcglobal.net Tell a friend about this site! ------------ |
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