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Aug 27, 2004 I kinda think the symbol for the DNC in need of a little modernization. The donkey is a little out dated (though one name for donkey often comes to mind) and they might consider a logo change to better reflect their candidate for president. Actually, it fits pretty well with any of their candidates for most offices, but especially with John Kerry. Think about Pacman. What does Pacman do? He goes around gobbling power pills, or something (let's say campaign contributions) and running his mouth chasing ghosts (of Viet Nam?) something which maybe isn't there? But the ghosts also have the ability to defeat Pacman. Maybe these are memories of Swift boat veterans who contradict the events as seen by Jolly Johnny (Heinz) Kerry. Now, Pacman (and Kerry) must hope to get behind the ghosts to defeat them. But, you may say, there are more ghosts. Yes, and there seems to be more coming out all the time. Pacman/Kerry seems about to go down to the ghosts. I never beat the ghosts. I think the same will eventually happen with Kerry. Eating all those power pills, or campaign contributions, won't help. And no matter how much he flaps his lower jaw it doesn't seem to do any good. Listen, John, word of advice:Yelling isn't going to help. Get some training in voice modulation. Learn how to speak without raising your voice like you're addressing raw troups (which I guess you believe you are) in Viet Nam. By the way, Mr. Kerry, while I'm asking questions; was that you playing Neidemeyer in the Movie "Animal House"? You know, the dumb A** ROTC clown with the white horse? You can tell me, just between us, off the record and all that. Well, anyway (now that I'm back on track, sorry) I think Pacman is a good logo for the Democratic Candidate. Again, like I said it's good for the other candidates. They seem to run their mouths, too, but don't seem to say anything. Pacman is also pretty mindless and pointless. No new, or original ideas and the playbook has been outdated for 60 years. Time to get a new one. As far as a logo for the other guys? Maybe a good idea there, too. Hmmm, that takes a little thought. Maybe Link from legends of Zelda, or HEY better yet...Spyro. Yeah, cute little dragon who kicks butt and breathes fire. He also doesn't seem to say anything unless he has something to say. No useless jaw jacking. Nuff Said, Semper Fi! ------------ About the author: Despite his resistance to video games Lee Zelhart sometimes has been know to Kick You Know What at Tetris. (Hey, you try getting past level 13 and stacking all those blocks and things the right way.) He also enjoys art, golf, and trying to keep a clean house with a 13 year old (okay, that's a lie, but I gotta try). He has an, as yet, unscheduled book due out next year (if not sooner) called: "The Ghost of the Cavalier." and is a graduate of McKendree College in Lebanon, Illinois. Email: graphicsdoctor1@sbcglobal.net Tell a friend about this site! ------------ |
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