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Aug 16, 2004 This is a touchy, feely subject. I really protested when they put the electric wind machines in the restrooms for what they called health and convenience. How many times did you have take your windshield into the restroom to clean it? I finally got wing nuts on mine. Years ago you could grab a few paper towels and swab off the moisture well enough to make it home. Then there came the seat covers. Okay, I think it’s a good idea. As far as it goes, such as how long will you rest at a rest stop? It’s not like you’re taking up residence in there. Now, they have an electric eye that knows when to flush. I guess so. I just had the most jarring experience of my recent memory. I had, I really mean had here, to use the facilities. So in I go. And being reasonably well-trained by my germ conscious spouse I snatched the paper doily from its cardboard box. Using haste and care I adjust it on the seat. Turning around I unbuckled my belt. The toilet flushed, taking my hygiene doily with it. Frustrated I tried again to lay the now-ugly tissue wrap on the john. Again it flushed away without performing its primary service, due to the electric EYE. After any number of times, I gave up using it in honor of decency and morality and respect for my fellowman who was waiting outside the door. Now I just want to know if there are gales of silent laughter behind the EYE. ------------ About the RD Larson: I live on the left side of the US. I was Left handed. I don't see how right and left aren't the opposite like right and liberal are. At least they are on opposite sides of my body. But I hope that my mind is centered so I can make informed votes count. RD is the author of Evil Angel, Saving Reverend Clayton. Visit www.RDLarson.com plus there are stories at www.BeWrite.net and www.Ebooksonthe.net. Email RD Larson: RDLarson419@aol.com Tell a friend about this site! ------------ |
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