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Apr 5, 2004 Being an ex-cop and ex-military I have found the perfect solution for getting along with the people on this planet that have too much time on their hands. Move to an isolated area where there is a fishing hole. I chose a mountain top in the Colorado Rockies that suits me just fine. You must be very careful in selecting your fishing tackle so as not to offend another individual or group. I chose a rubber worm. No hook is attached so only those fish that are truly hungry will hang on to it. It is very important though that if you do find the luck to land a fish you must feed it before you release it so as not to lie to it, which would anger some folks. The last little suggestion, but one of great importance is that you must feed the fish that got away since you wasted so much of their energy in chasing your worthless worm. That will appease those other people with too much time on their hands. That should do it for this particular suggestion in not making anybody mad and getting along in the world. If you are truly successful you would not have time to write an article. So good luck. ------------ Email Chris Wills: ROCKYMTNPI@worldnet.att.net Tell a friend about this site! ------------ |
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