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Sept. 2006 Archives:

Brookswatch, Part 5: Dr. Mick And The Able Danger Flim-Flam
By Thomas Keyes

Mark Foley And Exposing Overtures Of Pedophilia
By Clara B. Freeman

$10,000.00 Baby
By Joy Taylor

The Coordinated Effort To Discredit Joseph C. Wilson IV
By Mark Gelbart

700 Miles Of Border Fence A Good Start
By Craig Chamberlain

Springtime In Paraguay!
By Thomas Keyes

LOL, Thomas Keyes Needs Me
By Tom Pain

Harry, You Got Robbed! Dancing With The Stars Analogy
By Clara B. Freeman

Patrick, There Won't Be Any Withdrawal From Iraq
By Thomas Keyes

On The Wages Of Sin
By T. Franks

Blue Diamonds, Pink Cadillacs, Elvis & How To Marry A Republican
By Bonijean Isaacs

Cutting And Running From Fascist Religionists
By Michael John McCrae

Another Brown-Eyed Texan Bites The Dust
By Thomas Keyes

The US Public Must Accept Their Responsibilities
By Mike Haran

The Savage Muslims Are Terrorizing The World
By Molly Mason

Condi And Clinton Aren't Getting Along
By Jack Lepiarz

Couric On 60 Minutes, Chavez, Liberal Commies, Waters, And Drunk Racist Republicans
By Fred Smith

Why Are We STILL In Iraq, Again?
By Patrick Hurley

US-Israel Aggression In The Middle East Is Not About Oil
By Thomas Keyes

Idiot Leftists Using More "Classified" Reports
By Michael John McCrae

Solutions For The Middle-East
By Michelle Malsbury

Hitler, Son Of Catholic Church Dies While Defending Christianity
By James David

Capitalization - An Open Letter
By Mike Haran

Net Neutrality: Opportunity For Broadband Over Powerline
By Dwayne Hines

Nuclear Israel And The Grand Design
By Thomas Keyes

One Way To Deal With Terrorist That Meets The Geneva Rules
By Molly Mason

Might Does Make Right
By Tom Pain

Horary Astrology Chart - Is Osama bin Laden Really Dead?
By Bonijean Isaacs

Bill Clinton: Going Too Far?
By Jack Lepiarz

The 1947 UN Partition of Palestine Was Theft
By Thomas Keyes

Islam And Muslims - Religion Needing A Lesson
By Skip Toomaloo

Is Chavez Trying To Take Over The UN And Harlem?
By Molly Mason

What Are The Real Reasons The U.S. Invaded Iraq?
By Tom Pain

Bitter, Why Are You Bitter?
By Joy Taylor

Yugo Chevy And Myman Amadumbjerk Among Other Liberal Puke-Heads
By Michael John McCrae

Huge Hedge Fund Bust Ahead
By Dwayne Hines

The E. coli Mystery
By Brian E. Scott Sr.

Why Is Saturn In My Horary Astological Love Chart?
By Bonijean Isaacs

George Bush Had Many Reasons For Iraq -All But One False
By Thomas Keyes

A Peace Envoy For The Middle East
By Michelle Malsbury

Building A Bridge Can Be Difficult
By John L. Waters

Anorexia By Any Other Name [Nicole Richie On The Tyra Banks Show]
By Clara B. Freeman

Islam And Muslims - Anomalies
By Skip Toomaloo

What Is Molly Mason All About?
By Molly Mason

George W. Bush Was Lying About Other Evidence Of WMD
By Thomas Keyes

The Israeli Boogeyman Lives Under Thomas Keyes' Bed
By Tom Pain

On The Bible Plot
By T. Franks

American Refugees
By Amanda Baker

Delineating Israel's Culpability: Bigotry Or Perspicacity?
By Thomas Keyes

Peeping Through The Keyeshole Of Distortion
By Tom Pain

His Plane Landed, But He Never Got Off "Chucks Story", Part 3 Finale Chapter
By Joy Taylor

Brookswatch, Part 4: Dr. Mick And George W. Bush's Lies
By Thomas Keyes

Enough Dialouge Between Islam And The West!
By Craig Chamberlain

Why Not Sue Syria
By Mike Haran

Dleodaz And Pangsba Meet The Fulus
By Thomas Keyes

The Camel Jocks Have It!
By Stephen Lonewolf Makama

Ideological Agnosticism – Can It Be True?
By Tom Pain

Kofi Annan (Anan), UN Terrorist Supporter
By Molly Mason

Is Fred Smith Giving Up?
By John L. Waters

In The NFL, 0-2 Means "Uh-Oh"
By Claxton Graham

Mexico Is Barking Up The WRONG Tree!
By Patrick Hurley

Liberals, Conservatives, Libertarians, Neocons
By Thomas Keyes

[The] Illogical Pupils Of Euripedes
By Stephen Lonewolf Makama

His Plane Landed, But He Never Got Off "Chucks Story", Part 2
By Joy Taylor

The Pope Said It Correctly. Islam Burns Cathedrals To Prove His Point
By Molly Mason

Liberals – Socialists – Democrats (The Danger Of LSD)
By Tom Pain

Hold Up, Mike Haran, Don't Go Hog-Wild With Your Fantasies And Fabrications!
By Thomas Keyes

Wasted, 14 Cows
By Stephen Lonewolf Makama

More Intelligence Is The Answer, Not Just More Technology
By John L. Waters

Bounty Hunting Illegal In Mexico
By Clara B. Freeman

Brookswatch, Part 3: Dr. Mick's Batty Allegations And Balmy Affirmations
By Thomas Keyes

His Plane Landed, But He Never Got Off "Chucks Story", Part I
By Joy Taylor

Lack Of Judgement
By Dr. Brooks A. Mick

USA Bill
By Michelle Malsbury

Good Times In New York City
By Thomas Keyes

John Has Learned A Lot By Writing For U-K!
By John L. Waters

Another One Bites The Dust
By Bob D. Caterino

There Were Sound Military Reasons For Invading Iraq
By Mike Haran

Jon Imerman, An Angel On Earth
By Kaycee Nilson

Remembering 9/11
By Eliza Lynn Taylor

On Saving Innocent Children!
By T. Franks

America, America, Less We Forget
By Bob D. Caterino

Mike Haran's Misquotations, Blunders, Slanders And Fallacies
By Thomas Keyes

Exposing John Waters: Part 3
By Fred Smith

John Waters Exposes Fred Smith
By John L. Waters

The Burger King Is One SCARY Dude!
By Patrick Hurley

Useless-Knowledge: Then And Now
By Robert Paul Reyes

Biblical Errancy And The Language Of God
By Keith Cantrell

Shanefield Treats The Symptoms But Lets The Cancer Fester
By Thomas Keyes

Exposing John Waters: Part 2
By Fred Smith

President Chalabi Is Some How Less Fit To Hold Public Office?
By Mike Haran

Roommate From Hell!
By Clara B. Freeman

Thomas Keyes Claims That He Found Adi Da's Wallet
By John L. Waters

Neither A Soldier Nor A Civilian
By Jack Lepiarz

Brookswatch, Part 2: Does Dr. Mick Work For Ahmad Chalabi?
By Thomas Keyes

Stop And Smell The Dooky
By Bob D. Caterino

Exposing John Waters: Part 1
By Fred Smith

The Truth About Reincarnation
By Keith Cantrell

Have We Learned Anything?
By Craig Chamberlain

New York Thoughts - September 2001
By Richard Cutler

Crime First, Then Prison: An Outdated Philosophy
By Dan Shanefield

Avenue Sea
By Michelle Malsbury

John Waters' Guru: Da Free John, Alias Adi Da, Alias Frank Jones
By Thomas Keyes

Why I Hate Politics
By Nicholas Olson

The Password Is...Aaarggh!
By Matthew Bastian

A Series Of Close Calls
By Jack Lepiarz

Finger Licking Good
By Mark Gelbart

Is George W. Bush Going Too Ape About Israel?
By Thomas Keyes

News Sunny Side Up
By Joy Taylor

Keyeswatch And Other Arcane U-K Pursuits
By John L. Waters

TV, Celebraties And Other Stuff
By Tracey Stevens

In Another Era, John Karr Would Be Doing Time Regardless Of The Truth
By Bonijean Isaacs

Brookswatch, Part 1: Reviewing Dr. Brooks Mick's Pronouncements
By Thomas Keyes

Regret And Gratitude
By Lin Lin

On Sex In Heaven
By T. Franks

Katie Couric Makes Her DEBUT!
By Patrick Hurley

My Take On Suri Cruise And Katie Couric (And The Insanity Of It All)
By Meri Ulrich

It Has Been Almost Five Years Since Nine Eleven
By Neil Levine

Adventures In The South: Free Classes For Life And An Evening Out
By Julia Sherman

The Encounters With Tamufala And Tufiatani
By Thomas Keyes

I Had A Dream
By Argile Stox

The Golden Whiner Awards For 2006!
By Patrick Hurley

Saint Anthony The Famous Astrologer Found My GPS Unit
By Bonijean Isaacs

The God Of Money And Jesus Goes To The Movies
By Keith Cantrell

Reviews: Donald Fagen ("Morph The Cat"), "Diff’rent Strokes" And "Chappelle's Show: Season 3"
By Timothy N. Stelly, Sr.

Mr. Hurley I Have A $5000 Toilet Seat For Sale....
By MA Goodwin

Rosa, What About Useless-Knowledge's Israel Shills?
By Thomas Keyes

Diving In And Diabetes
By Julia Sherman

Beware The Mulemarbl
By Bryce Thompson

YooHoo, Liberals, Can We Talk About Plamegate?
By Tom Pain

Let's Ditch The UN
By Craig Chamberlain

Foibles And Follies Of The English Language: Part 6
By Thomas Keyes

Solo Camping - Whoopee And Bears Are Not On The Agenda!!!
By Bonijean Isaacs

Revelations Of A Recovering BOA
By Bryce Thompson

George W. Bush Is Mr. Empty Pants
By Mark Gelbart

The Boulder D.A. Is STILL Out Of Line!
By Patrick Hurley

Yogis, Psychics, Mystics, Pantheists, Religionists, Whatever: Put Up Or Shut Up!
By Thomas Keyes

John Mark Karr: Captain High Pants, Pale And Creepy
By Joy Taylor

Creation, Evolution, And Confusion
By John L. Waters

Laminated Wooden Sheets, Joists And Beams
By Thomas Keyes

Our Daughters And Our Sons
By RD Larson

On Children And Religion
By T. Franks

Can We Have A Mary Lacey Vs Patrick Hurley Showdown?
By MA Goodwin

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