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May 2006 Archives:

A Star Is Born!!!
By Meri Ulrich

Can Patrick Hurley Talk Sense About Psalms?
By Thomas Keyes

Congressional Arrogance Has To End
By Craig Chamberlain

The Great Wall Of Mexico
By Max Burns

Old Hag Syndrome (Sleep Paralysis)
By Brian Barbeito

Border Patrols And Such
By Michelle Malsbury

Parting Is Such Sweet Sorrow
By Patrick Hurley

It Might Be A Good Thing The Bible Is Not In American Public Schools!
By Michael John McCrae

Moulin Rouge (Red Windmill)
By Thomas Keyes

Apparently I Look Like A Republican
By Jack Lepiarz

A Tribute Better Than Words
By Meri Ulrich

Too Many Complaints, Too Few Solutions
By Max Burns

You Gotta Love Ann Coulter
By Tom Pain

Doves Cry
By Stan Grimes

Baseball And The Big Lie
By Brian Dunleavy

Natalee Holloway: True Or False?
By Patrick Hurley

Asunción, Paraguay Called The World's Least Expensive City
By Thomas Keyes

My Daily Kuwaiti Fill Up
By Michael John McCrae

The End Of A Long Year
By Meri Ulrich

The New Culture Of Life
By Max Burns

"Akeelah And The Bee": What Happens When You Stay Passive
By E. Joyce Moore

Barry Bonds Hits His Way Into History
By Claxton Graham

Psalm X, Y Or Z - Who Knows What The Lord Thinks?
By Fred Smith

What Does Christian Mythology Tell Us?
By Tom Pain

The Death Of An American Girl
By Patrick Hurley

William Jefferson (D. LA) - Well We're Movin' On Up!
By Michael John McCrae

I Feel As Good As Gold, As Happy As A Lark!
By Thomas Keyes

X-Men 3: Good Action, Bad Story
By Jack Lepiarz

Sherlock Holmes And Corporate Corruption
By Dr. Brooks A. Mick

Psalm 40 - The Lord Thinks Upon The Faithful
By Skip Toomaloo

The Shortcomings Of Atheism
By T411Sh

Du, Du Liegst Mir Im Herzen (An Old German Love Song)
By Thomas Keyes

Flood Insurance
By Neil Levine

Atheism Defined - How Many People Don't Understand It
By T411Sh

Top Candidate For Pioneering Interstellar Flight: Ariel Sharon
By Thomas Keyes

"Nassholes," George W. Bush And The "Return" To The Moon
By Timothy N. Stelly, Sr.

Heart Of Me (Accidental Nirvana)
By Brian Barbeito

The Da Vinci Load Of...
By Matthew Bastian

Scott Peterson Has A Pen Pal!
By Michael John McCrae

Claxton's Ten Favorite TV Programs
By Claxton Graham

I Invite Pat Hurley To Become A Secularist
By Fred Smith

Living Proof That I Understand "Atheisim"
By Patrick Hurley

Time For A Fourth Party
By Dr. Brooks A. Mick

Ask Peter Wehner About George W. Bush? [May As Well Ask Laura Bush]
By Thomas Keyes

General Admission
By Kristy Schiller

Iran: The 4th Reich
By Craig Chamberlain

The Toyota Factor
By Kaycee Nilson

The Bin Laden Show (With A Grin And The Hair On His Chiny Chin Chin)
By Bob D. Caterino

Who Shut Down The AbsoluteWrite Website?
By Argile Stox

Parallels Between Christian Fundamentalism And Nazism
By Mark Gelbart

Growing Up TV!
By Patrick Hurley

The Wayne Art Association Contest Scam
By Christine McGuigan Bruness

Hurley's Claim To Intelligence Is Unfounded And Vainglorious
By Thomas Keyes

Patrick Hurley's Mind-Boggling Ignorance Of Atheism
By David Gleeson

The Christian Arguments Of Patrick Hurley
By T411sh

Pseudo-Atheist Pat Hurley Bound For Hades
By Fred Smith

Rewriting History
By Dr. Brooks A. Mick

Google And Conservative Censorship
By Sher Zieve

Turning Sixty
By Stan Grimes

If You Hate Television, Get Out Your Sledge Hammer
By Thomas Keyes

The Absurdity Of "Atheism"
By Patrick Hurley

Border And Immigration Control
By Michelle Malsbury

Guido Wever Was Released
By Meri Ulrich

Unsure About Traveling With Medical Disorders?
By Frank Morosky

Exercise Program
By Dr. Brooks A. Mick

Who's Your Daddy?
By Jack Lepiarz

Popular Christian Techniques - A Fact Christians Ignore
By T411sh

A Temporary Case Of Writer's Block
By Claxton Graham

Are Calculus And Numerical Analysis Obsolete?
By Thomas Keyes

The "Rap" On Rappers-Turned-Actors
By Timothy N. Stelly, Sr.

Cross-Town Classic Becomes Cross-Town Brawl
By Kaycee Nilson

The Lost Boys Of Aruba
By Patrick Hurley

A Tale Of Two Chryslers And Cars In General
By Alexander Flynn

Lech, Lech Lamidbar! (An Israelí Song)
By Thomas Keyes

American Aca-Freaking-Demia!
By Michael John McCrae

I May Have A Slight Case Of Leukemia
By Argile Stox

A Break In The Holloway Case And It's A Friend Of Joran van der Sloot's!!
By Meri Ulrich

I Need Advice
By Tom Pain

Jimmie Johnson Is One Million Dollars Richer!
By Kaycee Nilson

VHS, Music On Cassette Tapes Administered Last Rites
By Timothy N. Stelly, Sr.

Criticizing Myself (Nothing To Fear But Me)
By Bob D. Caterino

Jude 1:16-23 - What To Do With "Complainers"
By Skip Toomaloo

Little Things We Could Do To Save Energy
By Alexander Flynn

Foibles And Follies Of The English Language: Part 2
By Thomas Keyes

I Hate
By Tom Pain

Mos Def: More Than A Rapper
By Timothy N. Stelly, Sr.

Useless Knowledge: A Glorified BLOG Trying To Seduce Google And Yahoo
By Patrick Hurley

A Brief Simplified History Of Christianity
By Frederick Smith

Cheating In NASCAR??
By Kaycee Nilson

Aquarela Do Brasil (Brazil's Most Famous Song)
By Thomas Keyes

A Recent Defeat To IT By Spammers And The Concept Of Spam
By Alexander Flynn

I Would Love It IF...(Tongue In Cheek, Folks!)
By Patrick Hurley

Mexico Is Going To Sue The United States!
By Michael John McCrae

God, Pat Robertson, Tsunamis, And Global Warming
By Dr. Brooks A. Mick

Christian Children Raising Hell: Stalin And Hitler
By Thomas Keyes

Why Freethinkers Are Hard To Convert
By t411sh

A Point For Point Response To Samuel
By Frederick Smith

Golf Swing Dancing
By Steve Dayton

Educational Statistics
By Michelle Malsbury

Do You Have A Vision?
By Olamide Ayeni

John Waters, Skepticism, The Singularity And The 11 Chapters
By Frederick Smith

O Tico-Tico No Fubá (The Chickadee In The Cornmeal)
By Thomas Keyes

3 Reason Why You Should Not Be A Christian
By T411Sh

Recap On George W. Bush's Immigration Speech (And The New Board Game)
By Bob D. Caterino

First, We Ignore All The Lawyers
By Dr. Brooks A. Mick

Swarms Of Technologusts Invade Mars
By John L. Waters

What A Blended Family Goes Through
By Kaycee Nilson

An Epiphany On May 15th, 2006
By Stan Grimes

Animals Are The Only Beings Possessed Of "Consciousness"
By Thomas Keyes

2 Peter 2: Unbelievers, False Prophets, Evil Speakers And The Self-Willed
By Skip Toomaloo

Once A Free Thinker...
By Olamide Ayeni

As Long As You Don't Think It's Offensive...
By Michael John McCrae

Religious People Shouldn't All Be Lumped Together
By Lee Caldwell-Owens

One Man's Junk Is Another Wife's Trash
By Bob D. Caterino

Bush Just Doesn't Get It [Amnesty]
By Craig Chamberlain

The Dogs Are Outside - Revelation: 22:8-17
By Skip Toomaloo

Foibles And Follies Of The English Language: Part 1
By Thomas Keyes

The Mount Soledad Cross And Other Religious Monuments
By Samuel Sandbaugh

One Explosion Too Many
By Olamide Ayeni

Watching Out For Biblical Myths And Psychotic Believers
By T411Sh

The Nigerian
By Brian Barbeito

Thoughts
By Kaycee Nilson

The Danger Of Idealism
By Tom Pain

Watching Out For The Dogs - Philippians 3:2-11
By Skip Toomaloo

Domino (A Haunting French Love Song)
By Thomas Keyes

Mother's DAY?
By Patrick Hurley

A Mother's Day Thought
By Michael John McCrae

George W. Bush: President Of The Liars Club
By Timothy N. Stelly, Sr.

How I Spent My Saturday Morning
By Claxton Graham

Liberal Vs. Conservative: Why Idealism Is Important
By Jack Lepiarz

Coffee Cans, 12 Stepping Women, And Senior Accounts
By Bonijean Isaacs

The Karl Rove Case: What Is Perjury?
By Thomas Keyes

Fascist Neo-Cons Deflect The Issue Again!
By Dave Wile

OJ Simpson: His REALITY Lives On The Planet Pluto!
By Patrick Hurley

Camping Out In Phoenix
By Thomas Keyes

Ephesians 6:10-20 - The Christian's Battle
By Skip Toomaloo

Morality And How I Am Glad To Not Be A Christian
By t411sh

Do Democrats Even Have A Platform?
By Michael John McCrae

Oil, Oil, Toil And Trouble
By Matthew Bastian

The Blackout
By Brian Barbeito

Colossians 3:12-17 - The Christian - Part II
By Skip Toomaloo

Skip Toomaloo And The Lies Of The Bible
By t411sh

The Economy Sizzles; The Media Ignores It
By Edward Abraham

Eastern Europeans Make Model Citizens
By Thomas Keyes

A Growing Economy And Another Extension For Tax Cuts
By Samuel Sandbaugh

Conservative Versus Liberal
By Dr. Brooks A. Mick

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad's Personal Letter Writing Campaign
By Michael John McCrae

Iran's Olive Branch
By Michelle Malsbury

The Big Tire
By Brian Barbeito

Is Evil Is An Emergent Property Of Conservatism?
By Frederick Smith

My Prayers For Susan Butcher
By Amanda Baker

Etched In Stone (Ten Commandments Updated)
By Bob D. Caterino

Colossians Chapter 3:1-11 - The Christian
By Skip Toomaloo

Skip Toomaloo And The Art Of Jumping To Christian Conclusions
By t411sh

Is Skip Toomaloo Virtual?
By Thomas Keyes

The Life And Legacy Of Chicago's Own Beverly Nicholson
By Kaycee Nilson

United We Stand, Divided We Look Silly
By Aaron Baker

It's Not A GAS To Live In The Golden State!
By Patrick Hurley

Illegal Immigration - After This I Will Belabor No More Points
By Michael John McCrae

A History Of Bob Marley And The Wailers
By Timothy N. Stelly, Sr.

Appeal To Authority: "Sigmund Says So."
By Thomas Keyes

Escape
By Kaycee Nilson

Pavement And Summer Sun
By Brian Barbeito

Why Can't Everybody Accept That People Have Differing Points Of View?
By Amanda Baker

Smoke And Mirrors With A BiPolar Boy
By Phoenix Morric

Gun Laws Relating To Minors Should Be Stiffened
By Timothy N. Stelly, Sr.

For Those Writers Who Were Released From Their Publishing Contract
By Argile Stox

Skip Toomaloo And How Christians Fear Being Challenged
By t411sh

I Feel Great, Great, Great! I Feel Terrific!
By Thomas Keyes

Replacing FEMA
By Claxton Graham

Re-Changing The Family Wall AGAIN!
By Kaycee Nilson

Life Under A Democratic Congress [Be Afraid]
By Craig Chamberlain

A Year Later
By Meri Ulrich

For The Record: Useless-Knowledge's Newest Atheist Is Just As Wrong As All The Others
By Skip Toomaloo

Beautiful Remembrances
By Thomas Keyes

Worst Case Scenario: Everything Is A Religion [Humanism, Global Warming, Baseball, Videogames, Cooking...]
By Frederick Smith

"Big Mac" Attack: Michael McCrae's Misguided Missives
By Timothy N. Stelly, Sr.

The Archie Bunker Patrol AKA The Minutemen
By Mark Gelbart

A Reply To Tom Pain Regarding Liberal "Paradoxes"
By David Gleeson

The Illegal Immigrant Invasion - Some Plain Facts And Figures
By Michael John McCrae

The Eleven Chapters Of Life
By t411sh

Thomas Keyes - Hooked On Fossils
By Frederick Smith

The WNBA Begins Its 10th Season
By Claxton Graham

NBA Playoffs: Anybody's Game
By Timothy N. Stelly, Sr.

Nigerians - Look At Us In The Wilderness
By Stephen Lonewolf Makama

Is An Israeli Worth 532 Ivorians? 299 Burkinabe? 188 Nigerians?
By Thomas Keyes

How NOT To Get Rich
By Dr. Brooks A. Mick

Can You Imagine Robert Kennedy Going Quail Hunting?
By Tom Pain

Saved From Psychiatry By The Christian Messiah!
By John L. Waters

Politics And Polls
By Edward Abraham

California - Leading The [Gay] Way!
By Samuel Sandbaugh

The Threat Of Hell And How Christians Fear Truth
By t411sh

Final Thoughts From Proverbs Chapter 12
By Skip Toomaloo

What America Needs
By Michelle Malsbury

Do Tiktaalik And Archaeopteryx Constitute Unbroken Successions?
By Thomas Keyes

Now I Know How A Pin-Cushion Feels!
By Kaycee Nilson

The Phony Liberal Vs. Conservative Debate
By Timothy N. Stelly, Sr.

A Nation Of Immigrants And Laws
By Robert Amoroso

Evidence Of Industrialization, Deforestration, And Overpopulation Found On Jupiter!
By Dr. Brooks A. Mick

Stooge History 101 (Why Do Women Hate Them So?)
By Bob D. Caterino

North Korea, Iran, Syria, China, Cuba, Venezuela, Zimbabwe, Sudan [Yeah! I Believe They're Telling The Truth]
By Michael John McCrae

American Values
By Amanda Baker

National Geographic - A Recent Survey
By Samuel Sandbaugh

If You Can't Name All The Countries On Each Continent, You're Nowhere Geographically
By Thomas Keyes

His Hands
By Kristy Schiller

How To Survive A Boring Class
By Jack Lepiarz

Proverbs Chapter 12 - More Proverbial Wisdom
By Skip Toomaloo

Beware Of Evil Extremist Humanism
By John L. Waters

The 11 Chapters Of Life: A New Religion?
By Tracey Stevens

Religion Is A Bad Thing, The 11 Chapters Is A Good Thing
By Frederick Smith

Paradoxes In Our World
By Tom Pain

Bondage Babies
By Amanda Baker

A Skeptical Spirit Medium
By Kristy Schiller

Some Questions For Liberals
By Michael John McCrae

Scared Ignorant Racist Conservative Older White Men, Or, Michael John McCrae
By Frederick Smith

I'm Back In Asunción, Paraguay
By Thomas Keyes

More Gems From Proverbs Chapter 12
By Skip Toomaloo

The Evil Of Religion And The Goodness Of Humanism
By t411sh

Our South American Problem
By Craig Chamberlain

The High Cost Of Energy
By Neil Levine

Mike, Leave These Mexicans Alone!
By Bob D. Caterino

I Hate Trees
By Nicholas Olson

Fat People Scooters
By Amanda Baker

The Internet Is Fantastic: Money
By Andrew Girdwood

The Views From My Window II And A Response To Tom Pain's Rant
By Timothy N. Stelly, Sr.

Democrats Don't Awaken From Their Coma
By Tom Pain

A Love Letter
By Kristy Schiller

Spirituality, Schistosomiasis And Dirty Window Panes
By Thomas Keyes

U-K Toast To Brian
By John L. Waters

And Take Kennedy And Clinton With You When You Go!
By Michael John McCrae

Call Me Anti-American. Go Ahead. I Dare You.
By Jack Lepiarz

A Few Retired Generals Call For Donald Rumsfeld's Resignation
By Robert Paul Reyes

Through Different Eyes
By Argile Stox

Political Slash And Maybe Backlash [My Family Is Made Up Of Immigrants Too, They Came LEGALLY]
By RD Larson

Some Proverbs From Chapter 12 Of God's Word
By Skip Toomaloo

Non-Ancient Iranians!
By Behdad Torkashvand

We Are In A Labyrinths
By Olamide Ayeni

Surviving The Haters...Telling My Story
By Caroline Washington

An Affidavit From An Officer And A Gentleman
By Dayo Gould

Winged Messengers
By John L. Waters

Ode To All Secretaries
By Kristy Schiller

Plaisir D'Amour (A Classical French Love Song)
By Thomas Keyes

Darfur And Iraq, Clooney And Malsbury
By Dr. Brooks A. Mick

Examples Of Black Genius (Conclusion)
By Timothy N Stelly, Sr.

Examples Of Black Genius (Part B Of Part 1)
By Tom Pain

One Day Without Illegal Immigrants Is Not Enough!
By Michael John McCrae

Republicans Awaking From Coma
By Stan Grimes

Have You Met My NEW Girlfriend?
By Patrick Hurley

Joran..Not Quite So Innocent
By Meri Ulrich

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