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Mar. 2007 Archives:

Pens On Fire
By Mark Gelbart

Where are Speaker Pelosi’s Loyalties?
By Ken Hughes

The Dallas Area Battered Husbands' Association
By Thomas Keyes

Elk Saliva And Two Revolutionary Products From Google
By Fred Smith

Commitment To Witness
By Skip Toomaloo

Mr. Smith Goes To Kindergarten
By Ken Hughes

Aishwarya Rai, The World's Most Beautiful Woman
By Thomas Keyes

Will Roman Catholicism Save The West
By Mike Haran

Written With Certain Childish Glee, Here A Response To Ken's Poem Be
By Frederick Smith

South America's Awesome Deserts
By Thomas Keyes

The Mugabe Muddle & Tsvangirai's Cross
By Sunny Chris Okenwa

Christian Logic
By Brian E. Scott, Sr.

Write About What You Know
By Gary Rogers (Argile Stox)

The Cloudy, Cool Slopes Of The Pacific Ocean
By Thomas Keyes

Profiles In Cowardice
By Craig Chamberlain

In Defense Of Meri Ulrich
By Steve Miller

Remember 1979????
By Meri Ulrich

Greetings From Santiago, Chile
By Thomas Keyes

Two From Hughes: Flash: “W” Isn’t Running and The New School Prayer
By Ken Hughes

Smelling Of Fish
By Michelle Malsbury

Taming Fame, Managing Power
By Sunny Chris Okenwa

Raising Super Kids
By Cherry Angel Tuscano-Costales

15 British Soldiers Captured by Iran: No One Cares
By Jack Lepiarz

Christian Lawlessness
By Brian E. Scott, Sr.

Is Spring Break Getting A Bad Name?
By Ken Hughes

Bad Luck Rain
By Brian Barbeito

Anna Nicole And How She Died
By Meri Ulrich

Iran Does It Again and No One Cares
By Ken Hughes

Rolling Cinemas, Traveling Jukeboxes
By Thomas Keyes

Sebastian's Walk
By Brian Barbeito

US Democrats: Obama Vs The Clintons
By Sunny Chris Okenwa

The Liberal Press in America – Part MMMXVI
By Tom Pain

Plain
By Brian Barbeito

I’m Ready To Leave Argentina Again
By Thomas Keyes

More About The Cult Of Celebrity
By Meri Ulrich

Blacks And Christianity
By Brian E. Scott, Sr.

The 'Tokunboh' Phenomenon In Africa
By Sunny Chris Okenwa

Barbeito Hat Trick : Bee Sting, Holy Ghost, and Trucks Roll
By Brian Barbeito

Political Courage
By Michelle Malsbury

Mark Gelbart Arrested At Wal-Mart
By Thomas Keyes

Obama Panders To Idiots
By Tom Pain

Barbeito Hat Trick : The Painting, Chocolate, and Who Made The Creator?
By Brian Barbeito

Young Girl's Application Rejected: I Blame God
By Frederick Smith

Can An Altruistic Cherokee Indian Be An Aryan Or White Supremacist?
By Thomas Keyes

Obasanjo's Cargo Of Mischief!
By Sunny Chris Okenwa

If It's Bad News For Bush, Blame The "Liberal" Media
By Mark Gelbart

Helicopter
By Brian Barbeito

Where Do We Stand Now?
By Craig Chamberlain

Obama On The Issues
By Michelle Malsbury

Hillary Clinton Has An Obsession, It’s George Bush
By Ken Hughes

Ken Hughes Now Owes Me At Least $40
By Frederick Smith

Internet Filters
By Thomas Keyes

"Authorities" Of The Modern Times
By Marjana Zisovska

Mewling And Puling About The Liberal Media
By Thomas Keyes

Which Is It Global Warming Or Climate Change
By Ken Hughes

What If God Were A Woman?!
By Sunny Chris Okenwa

Eucalyptus Trees
By Thomas Keyes

Our Local Conservative Global Warming "Skeptics", And An Oath That They Must Take
By Fred Smith

We’ve Seen Our Enemies And They Are Us
By Ken Hughes

Be A Modern Day Robin Hood--Shoplift Wal-Mart
By Mark Gelbart

Baker Double-Shot: Stop Comparing Vietnam To Iraq and Family Troubles
By Amanda Baker

Who Is Judith Schwarz And Why Does She Call Herself Tom Pain?
By Thomas Keyes

The Two Lansanas In Guinea Conakry
By Sunny Chris Okenwa

Lifestyle Offsets
By Edward Abraham

Bush And Gonzales: Writing Their Own Laws
By Michelle Malsbury

Where Are The Hispanic Scientists?
By Thomas Keyes

OK Global Warming; You Got Me.
By Ken Hughes

Mistakes Were Made
By Amanda Baker

Greetings From Iguazú Falls
By Thomas Keyes

More Hypocrisy From The Liberal Media
By Tom Pain

For Democratic Space And Pace In Nigeria
By Sunny Chris Okenwa

Google Buries GW Facts On You Tube
By Ken Hughes

Jew-Haters Must Tweak Their Lies
By Tom Pain

Economic Article - Benefits Of Trade Liberalization
By M. Stephen Lucas

And The Survey Says
By Michelle Malsbury

God Bless Google
By Ken Hughes

Homosexuality And The Military
By Nicholas Olson

The Races Of Man
By Brian E. Scott, Sr.

Barbeito Double-Shot: Cat and Worlds
By Brian Barbeito

To All High School Seniors Awaiting College
By Jack Lepiarz

Comparing Beijing And Buenos Aires
By Thomas Keyes

The Presidential Litmus Test[s]
By Ken Hughes

Talking With Iran Will Not Bring Peace To Iraq
By Craig Chamberlain

Nothing Much From The Country Gent
By Steve Miller

Appraising The "Infinite Dictatorship" Of God
By Sunny Chris Okenwa

Homage To Kesey
By Brian Barbeito

Hide The Women And Children It’s Coming
By Ken Hughes

A Quick Science Lesson: Big Bang Cosmology And Darwinian Evolution
By David E. Bernard

Waxman Announces A Congressional Hearing On Plamegate
By Thomas Keyes

Hierarchy Of Corruption
By Avinash Murkute

Homage To Celine
By Brian Barbeito

Democratic Strategy Number 59
By Ken Hughes

Libby Fallout And The Democrats
By Michelle Malsbury

More Good Economic News
By Edward Abraham

My Argentine Holiday Is Drawing To A Close
By Thomas Keyes

Mrs. Bill Clinton And B. Hussein Obama – Atheism’s Worse Nightmare!
By Michael John McCrae

Jayman The Eggman
By Brian Barbeito

“Sonny’s Gettin Hitched!” An Excerpt From The Momma & Sonny Chronicles
By The Avenger

Between Biafra And MASSOB
By Sunny Chris Okenwa

The Wise Heart
By Skip Toomaloo

It’s Hard Teaching Yourself To Use A Computer
By Thomas Keyes

The Bush Administration: The Well Dressed, Professional, Religious Crowd
By Frederick Smith

All The Smart Guys In England Are Foreigners And They Live In Emmett’s House
By Brian Barbeito

Distortions And Replications
By John L. Waters

My Last Useless Article
By Useless Person

Ayaan Hirsi Ali: An Example Of Liberal Philosophy
By Frederick Smith

The Fields
By Brian Barbeito

Why The Uproar Over Ann Coulter?
By Tom Pain

The Pharaoh In Obasanjo
By Sunny Chris Okenwa

America's Future Problems
By Craig Chamberlain

Pain And Superhumanity
By John L. Waters

Some Useless Writing Tips For Some U-K Regulars
By Useless Person

He Rode Up To Heaven On A Unicycle While Juggling
By Brian Barbeito

Too Late And Too Little, But There’s A Ray of Hope
By Thomas Keyes

The Second Day Of Infamy March 4th 2007
By Ken Hughes

Call For A More Responsible Media
By Nicholas Olson

Victims
By Calvin Dean Workman

The Departed: My Perspective
By Edward Abraham

Big-Time Cocaine Pusher Gets 25 Years Without Parole
By Thomas Keyes

This Memoir Will Contain My Actual Name
By Argile Stox

On Matters In Iraq
By Michelle Malsbury

Please Tell Me I Didn’t Hear What I Heard
By Ken Hughes

The Miracle From God
By Carol Jay Levy

These People Resemble Famous People
By Useless Person

How Not To Be A Governor
By Sunny Chris Okenwa

Hughes v Malsbury, The War To End All Wars
By Ken Hughes

On Pornography
By Thomas Keyes

Streetway
By Brian Barbeito

Who Really Supports The Troops?
By Carol Jay Levy

Is America Ready For A Third Party?
By Ken Hughes

Al Gore Poised To Make Millions From Global Warming Hysteria?
By Edward Abraham

Tale Of Two Anglophone Countries
By Sunny Chris Okenwa

The Man Around Dusk
By Brian Barbeito

Supreme Court Refuses An Appeal From A 200-Year Sentence For Possession Of Child Pornography
By Thomas Keyes

Japan’s Surprising Reversal
By Dwayne Hines

Libby Walks? Can It Be?
By Tom Pain

My Idears For Improving U-K
By Useless Person

Wake Up Nancy And Harry
By Michelle Malsbury

Make Your Own Corned Beef
By Mark Gelbart

“Sonny’s Krumpin!” An Excerpt From The Momma & Sonny Chronicles
By The Avenger

CBS News And Universal Health Care
By Edward Abraham

Was February Bimbo Month?
By Ken Hughes

Fred On: Fred, UK, Automatic Teller Machine Machines, And More
By Fred Smith

Nigeria: Nonsense Before Sense!
By Sunny Chris Okenwa

The Housing Boom Gone Bust
By Michelle Malsbury

Hillary Clinton – Tricked! Lied To! – What A Putz!
By Michael John McCrae

Al Gore May Be The Democrats' Best Hope
By Jack Lepiarz

In Order To Survive Atheism Must Destroy All Religions
By Mike Haran

I've Seen Pat Hurley, and You're No Pat Hurley
By Useless Person

What The Libby Jury Deliberations Tell Us
By Tom Pain

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