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Mar. 2006 Archives:

Prayer Doesn't Help The Heart
By Matt Dillahunty

The Duke Lacrosse Team Rape Debacle
By Timothy N. Stelly, Sr.

Boats On Parade In Aruba
By Meri Ulrich

Controversial Sculpture Of Britnet Spears Giving Birth
By Robert Paul Reyes

So Much For Gerald Dompig's Credibility
By Meri Ulrich

CBS Takes A Sober Look At A Sombre Problem: The Partying Trip Participants
By Dayo Gould

Truth...Aruban Style
By Meri Ulrich

Congress Must Lay Down A Red Line To Baghdad
By Missinsi

Religious Liberty Is For All [The Afghan Government And Mr. Rahman]
By Craig Chamberlain

Chief Dompig: Baiting His Hook
By Patrick Hurley

The Aruba Publicity Machine
By Patrick Hurley

Is Anyone Surprised By The Abdul Rahman Case?
By Craig Chamberlain

Youth Courts Gaining In Popularity
By Timothy N. Stelly, Sr.

Who Will Win The NCAA Basketball Championship?
By Patrick Hurley

Link Between Virus And Weight Gain?
By Robert Paul Reyes

V For Vendetta Movie Review
By Nicholas Olson

Will The Specter Of Vince Foster Haunt Hillary In 2008?
By Timothy N. Stelly, Sr.

Hillary Clinton And Wal-Mart
By Robert Paul Reyes

South Park To Lose Character Actor Isaac Hayes
By Kaycee Nilson

Kirby Puckett And Maureen Stapleton: Two More Pathetic Celebrities Bite The Big One
By Tom Pain

Holloway Case Almost 10 Months Later
By Meri Ulrich

Isaac Hayes Quits "South Park"
By Robert Paul Reyes

The Darfur Genocide Continues
By Samuel Sandbaugh

Secretary Of The Interior Resigns
By Kaycee Nilson

The Subliminal Press, Burning Churches, Gym Teacher Confidence Scam, And Poverty In America
By Michael John McCrae

Police Recovered John Fox's Body [How Many Doofusses Must Die In Iraq?]
By Tom Pain

The Dubai Desert Dust Has Settled And Everyone Wins
By Ken Hughes

DPW, Out Of The Game?
By Michelle Malsbury

The UAE Ports Deal - The Carter/Clinton Follies
By Michael John McCrae

DP World/US Ports: Deal Or No Deal?
By RD Larson

Barry Bonds Needs To Step Up To The Plate!
By Patrick Hurley

Sayed Rahmatullah Hashemi And Mohammed Reza Taheri-azar - That Which Academia Hath Wrought
By Michael John McCrae

A LAUGHABLE Lawsuit From Joran Van der Sloot!
By Patrick Hurley

FOX Interviews The Van Der Sloot's NYC Lawyer, Mr. Joseph Tacopina
By Dayo Gould

Iran - Making Threats?
By Michael John McCrae

Polygamist Judge Walter Steed Gets Booted
By Bonijean Isaacs

Joran Van Der Sloot Was Convincing
By Meri Ulrich

Greta Van Sustern: Truth NUMBING Interviewer!
By Patrick Hurley

A Tribute To A Recently Deceased PublishAmerica Author - J. David Jamesson
By Argile Stox

On Mutilation Of Babies And Children
By John L. Waters

Love Connections On The Geocaching Trail
By Bonijean Isaacs

La Goualante De Pauvre Jean (The Poor People Of Paris)
By Thomas Keyes

When Smoke Gets In Your Eyes
By Steve Dayton

Why I Haven't Written
By Kaycee Nilson

Removing The Black From Black Conservative
By Dell Gines

The "Stumbling Stone" - (Romans 9:33)
By Skip Toomaloo

The Madding Crowd
By Dr. Brooks A. Mick

Ken And Dawn Both Should Have Stuck It Out
By Tracey Stevens

Senioritis Bares Its Ugly Head
By Jack Lepiarz

The Writer's Digest Book Club
By Mark Gelbart

Mock Religion - Lose Your Kids
By Matt Dillahunty

It's Possible-Probable-That Jesus Never Existed
By Thomas Keyes

Last Train To Clarksville
By Brooks A. Mick, M.D.

Who Will Win The NCAA Basketball Championship (Revised)
By Patrick Hurley

Hot Button Topic: Immigration
By Argile Stox

I Want Some More Pat Hurley Predictions
By Allen Robinski

The Raging Battles On The UK
By Meri Ulrich

Colin Powell, White Attitudes And Inadvertly Bigoted???
By Bonijean Isaacs

The German Woman Who Conquered Russia
By Thomas Keyes

We Could Be France: Why Job Protectionism Fails
By Dell Gines

Various Forms Of Criticism
By Jack Lepiarz

It's Been Awhile
By L.J. Chapman

No, Taylor, God Is Not Real (But That's Okay)
By David Gleeson

Reflections On George Gurdjieff
By John L. Waters

Lightning [On The Trail Again]
By Frederick Smith

The Best Rejection Yet
By Steve Dayton

Speaking With God In The Morning
By Skip Toomaloo

Mercury Retrograde, Lost Keys And 12 Step Meetings
By Bonijean Isaacs

Playing The Anti-Semitic Card
By Thomas Keyes

It's Hard Out Here For A Limp--Argument
By Brooks A. Mick, M.D.

In Defense Of Ken Hughes
By Edward Abraham

Loss Of A Good Columnist
By Kaycee Nilson

If It Were Only True
By Tom Pain

First Dawn Carr, Then Ken Hughes
By David Gleeson

Yes Taylor, God Is Real
By Skip Toomaloo

Goodbye, Ken Hughes...And Good Riddance [Actually, I Hate To See Him Go]
By Claxton Graham

I Wish Our Departing Contributing Columnist All The Best
By Argile Stox

Ken Hughes: Toodle-oo, Pilgrim!
By Timothy N. Stelly, Sr.

Üsküdara (A Turkish Song)
By Thomas Keyes

The Human Genome [On The Trail Again]
By Tracey Stevens

Stay, Ken [Keep Writing Articles That Slam Liberals]
By Frederick Smith

For Ken Hughes
By Michelle Malsbury

The Last Columns Of Ken Hughes
By Nicholas Olson

Useless-Knowledge: Now Lopsided? [I Read Ken's Last Column]
By Michael John McCrae

The King In Another Realm...........Godspeed Ken Hughes!
By Bonijean Isaacs

My Final Article [Personal Attacks To Stop]
By Ken Hughes

Pros And Cons And Confusing Things
By Allen Robinski

Report: Jews Provoked The War In Iraq And Long For War With Iran
By Thomas Keyes

My Boss Sucks
By Steve Dayton

How To Dress To Embarrass Your Ten-Year-Old
By Kaycee Nilson

Vice President Dick Cheney's Travel Checklist
By Robert Paul Reyes

Who're You Callin' Soft?
By Jack Lepiarz

Shaping Up For Summer (And The Rest Of Your Life)
By Dwayne Hines

Podmoskovnye Vechera (Moscow Nights)
By Thomas Keyes

The Culture War
By John Eyler

A Grammactical Affirmative Action Program
By Steve Dayton

Stevie Wonder Meets Liberace
By Tom Pain

Is God Real?
By Taylor Abbott

What Is Leadership?
By Michelle Malsbury

Don't Say Good-Bye
By Kaycee Nilson

Avatoot Poop Toot Crap Shoot
By John L. Waters

Freedom On The Internet, Or Is It..??
By Ken Hughes

The Wired World
By Soumya Maitra

Carnival
By Trucker Rain

Allah And Man At Yale
By Dr. Brooks A. Mick

Are You A Joiner?
By Brian Barbeito

My Latest Round Of Heart Problems
By Allen Robinski

Re-Write: Bush Was Lying About WMDs? Like HELL He Was!!!
By Steve Dayton

An Informal Meeting In 1995 Is Not WMD!
By Thomas Keyes

Hey! I Took An Internal Poll
By Michael John McCrae

The Expected Political Result
By John Eyler

Leonardo da Vinci
By Soumya Maitra

Witness
By Trucker Rain

Lilli Marleen (A German Song)
By Thomas Keyes

Hollywood Explosions
By Dr. Brooks A. Mick

Bush Was Lying About WMD's, Like Hell He Was..!!
By Ken Hughes

Thoughts About Eyes
By Brian Barbeito

I'm Making A Difference
By Tom Pain

You Are A Saint - And So Am I
By Skip Toomaloo

I Have Been Working Alongside Others To Come Up With Info That Might Help Lead To The Truth
By Meri Ulrich

Evilution And The Fat Ankles Of Hillary Clinton
By Frederick Smith

Various Responses To Criticism
By Jack Lepiarz

The Land Of The Incas
By Soumya Maitra

Five Poems [Dove, Blood, Sea, Picture, And She]
By Trucker Rain

The Story Of My Life
By Dan Brenner

Evolution's Unexpected Gift?
By Steve Dayton

What God Says To The Wicked - Psalm 50: 16-23
By Skip Toomaloo

South Dakota Did The Right Thing
By Craig Chamberlain

The Oscars Were A Commercial To Attempt To Get People In Fly-Over States Back
By Meri Ulrich

Hollywood To Brokeback Mountain: "I Figured Out A Way To Quit You!"
By Patrick Hurley

The Oscars - Racism Beats Homosexuality (Almost)
By Michael John McCrae

Political Hollywood
By Edward Abraham

The Christie Wilson Murder Case
By Bob D. Caterino

"Body Heat" Starring Joran Van Der Sloot As Maddy Walker
By Patrick Hurley

Andrea Yates: New Trial For The Murders Of Her Children About To Begin
By Guy Arthur Thomas

Bush Visiting India
By Nicholas Olson

David Brooks Nails It Perfectly
By Steve Dayton

Saddam Gets His Day In Court And You Won't Believe What He Had To Say
By Kaycee Nilson

The Patriot Act Is Renewed - As It Should Have Been
By Michael John McCrae

Joran Van Der Sloot Speaks Out On FOX
By Dayo Gould

Darren McGavin And Dennis Weaver - Parts Of My TV Generation
By Michael John McCrae

Does Electricity Have A Meaning?
By Allen Robinski

Volare (An Italian Song)
By Thomas Keyes

Mars To Release "Healthy" Chocolate
By Kaycee Nilson

Popular Music Is Not That Popular
By Tom Pain

Finding Forester (Film Review)
By Brian Barbeito

U.G. Krishnamurti
By John L. Waters

Why I Like Our President
By Edward Abraham

Kicking Dead Horses Can't Possibly Be Enjoyable
By Ken Hughes

Journey
By Trucker Rain

Time To Evolve Again (Evolution VS God)
By Bob D. Caterino

A Rant On Today's Music
By John Eyler

My Butterfly Is Staying! It Must Be Spring!
By Kaycee Nilson

"Kimigayo" And "Sakura" (Two Japanese Songs)
By Thomas Keyes

Filter And Foil (A Play In One Act)
By Fred Smith and Brian Barbeito

The Nonsense Continues
By Tom Pain

Has Beens And Drips Under Pressure
By Allen Robinski

Knowing Salvation - Psalm 40: 1-17
By Skip Toomaloo

School Choice--Hospital Choice
By Dr. Brooks A. Mick

A Recipe For Disaster: Natalee Holloway, Joran Van der Sloot And A Grad Trip To Paradise!
By Patrick Hurley

U-K: A Shark Tank
By Stan Grimes

My Last Article
By Dawn Carr

Christianity And IQ: An Inverse Correlation
By Thomas Keyes

Patience
By Kristy Schiller

Your Misunderstandings Are On You - Ephesians 4:17-32
By Skip Toomaloo

The Butterfly Landed
By Kaycee Nilson

The Brilliance Of Dr. Wafa Sultan
By Ken Hughes

Pseudo-Intellectuals With Self-Aggrandizing Motives
By Allen Robinski

Misinformation About The American Economy
By Samuel Sandbaugh

My Dream Journal
By John L. Waters

Indirect Evidence For Intelligent Design
By Dan Shanefield

El Choclo (Kiss Of Fire)
By Thomas Keyes

Personal vs. Public Personas
By Jack Lepiarz

Reflections On The Anti-War Movement
By Michael John McCrae

How To Prevent Head Lice
By Kaycee Nilson

Victoria's Secret Models Don't Have To Many Secrets Left
By Dawn Carr

Rabbit Tastes Like Chicken Only Better
By Mark Gelbart

HBO Documentary - Paper Clips
By Kaycee Nilson

Huh? Mr. Robinski
By Tom Pain

I Was Not Going To Write An Article Today
By Argile Stox

Guantanamera (A Song Of Guantánamo)
By Thomas Keyes

Apologies To Dawn Carr And Other Tidbits
By David Gleeson

9 Trillion Is Congresses Budget Not George Bush's
By Ken Hughes

Mother Meera
By John L. Waters

News Worthy Commentary
By Bob D. Caterino

Tom Pain Vs Amateurs
By Allen Robinski

Autum Ashante - Out Of The Mouths Of Babes And Sucklings
By Michael John McCrae

Children Are A Wonderful Blessing
By Dawn Carr

Iran From Inside
By Behdad Torkashvand

Praising The Lord Is Only Right - Psalm 20: 1-9
By Skip Toomaloo

Far From (Seventh) Heaven
By Lee Somerstein

Stranger Things Have Happened
By Khristyne Lanzari

A Song About A Captain
By Thomas Keyes

The Two Hardest Words To Say
By Kaycee Nilson

I Thank And Pray To God Both Publicly And Privately
By Dawn Carr

Secretly Recorded In Josef (Stalin) Blemish's Colorado Geography Class
By Michael John McCrae

Name One Person Who Isn't Boring
By Tom Pain

Evolution Isn't A Ladder
By Matt Dillahunty

Trying My Hand At Writing Fiction
By Argile Stox

Sergeant 5-Iron Redux
By Dr. Brooks A. Mick

A Personal Invitation To You, To Check Out My Personal Website
By Tracey L. O' Very

Late Night Commercials
By Kaycee Nilson

"The Wearing Of The Green" And "The Rising Of The Moon"
By Thomas Keyes

Stranger/Danger, Or Familiar Face, Will The Paranoia Ever End?
By Judy Ramsook

I Was A Diva Now I'm Chopped Liver
By Ken Hughes

The Freedom To Proclaim A Miracle
By Kristy Schiller

Popping Off In Power Point
By Steve Dayton

True Friends Are There When You Need Them Most!
By Dawn Carr

Is Judy Ramsook Boring?
By Allen Robinski

Hey! The "Rat-Squirrel" Is Alive, Well And Not Evolved After 11 Million Years!
By Michael John McCrae

Irrational Minds
By Dr. Brooks A. Mick

Israelis And Iranians
By Behdad Torkashvand

America Is Falling Behind In Science
By Jack Lepiarz

Politics Via Pinhead (My Walk Through The Presidents)
By Bob D. Caterino

Dylan Thomas And Some Orange Juice
By Brian Barbeito

You're Ivory Tower, My Ivory Tower..??
By Ken Hughes

Santa Lucia (A Song Of Naples)
By Thomas Keyes

Too Boring For You?
By Judy Ramsook

The Psalmist Understands His Enemies - Psalm 10: 1-18
By Skip Toomaloo

Please Don't Send Me Ugly And Hateful Emails
By Dawn Carr

The Insensitivity Of Thanking God Publicly
By David Gleeson

In Defense Of Dawn Carr And God
By Allen Robinski

Evil Guy Catches Up With Current Events
By Michael John McCrae

Microsoft Professional Word And Dictating Whatever Thoughts Are In My Head
By Argile Stox

Pat Robertson: Overstepping The Bounds--Again
By Jack Lepiarz

Should Christians Pray Like King David? - Psalm 5
By Skip Toomaloo

My Beliefs, My Choice--Don't Condemn Me!
By Dawn Carr

"Barbara Allen", "Greensleeves" And "Scarborough Fair"
By Thomas Keyes

Roe v. Wade, Stinky China, Anti-War Soldiers And How To Stay Rich
By Michael John McCrae

Thoughts On Writing
By Brian Barbeito

International Women's Day In Iran
By Gilane Mirza Baygi and Maryam Kashani

No, You Cannot Have A Monkey!
By Kaycee Nilson

Illegal Immigration And Other Observations
By Craig Chamberlain

Rupert's Battles Of The Beasts
By Bob D. Caterino

Are Protests The New In Thing..??
By Ken Hughes

God Works Miracles And My Family Is One Of Them
By Dawn Carr

Making A Pitch To Slate Magazine
By Steve Dayton

Daughter, Cover Thy Naval, Dude, Cover Thy Butt!
By Lee Somerstein

Meeting Adi Da's People
By Brian Barbeito

Between The Euphrates And The Tigris
By Thomas Keyes

Living Near The Pig Farms
By Michael John McCrae

Crash, The Learning Tree, And What I Look Like
By Claxton Graham

John McCain, The Politician As Improvised Explosive Device
By Dr. Brooks A. Mick

How To Fight The Ticket Trap Town, West Virginia Law And Win!!!!
By Bonijean Isaacs

This Atheist Proposes A Truce With Skip And Other Believers
By David Gleeson

Alfred Hitchcock: The Original Master Of Suspense
By Kaycee Nilson

When Are Opinions Propaganda..??
By Ken Hughes

It May Seem It Doesn't Matter - Say It Anyway
By Skip Toomaloo

Mackie Messer (Mack The Knife)
By Thomas Keyes

Thoughts On This "Burden Of Proof"
By Jack Lepiarz

What Do Readers Want To Read?
By Kaycee Nilson

They Are Looking To Martyr The Entire Population Of Their Theocracy
By Michael John McCrae

Don't Waste Your Money!
By Sohrab F.

Never Beat Your Boss At Golf
By Steve Dayton

Malagueña And Granada
By Thomas Keyes

Politics And Short Term Objectives
By Edward Abraham

Had I Known He Was Going To Write An Article, I Would Have Picked Up Some Pain Killers
By Tracey Stevens

Trust: A Close Friend Does A 360
By Meri Ulrich

Buying And Using A New Vacuum Cleaner
By Argile Stox

How To Commit Treason And Get Away With It
By Tom Pain

Mind Wandering
By Ed Abraham

Ochi Chernye (Dark Eyes)
By Thomas Keyes

Twelve Months
By Kristy Schiller

Burdens Of Proof: Actually There Are None
By Skip Toomaloo

Gross Conceptual Error And The Burden Of Proof
By Matt Dillahunty

What Was YOUR Favorite Board Game Growing Up?
By Patrick Hurley

Gag Me With A Spoon, PublishAmerica [Your Gag Order Doesn't Make Sense]
By Argile Stox

A Mother's Worst Nightmare
By Kaycee Nilson

To Think Or Not To Think (Before We Write)
By Meri Ulrich

Burden Of Proof Must Be Met By Both Parties
By Tracey Stevens

The "Weenie"
By Michael John McCrae

Confessions Of An Ex-Acidhead
By Mark Gelbart

It Isn't Bush's Economy [It's Our Economy]
By Ken Hughes

90 Billion More Needed To Kill More Troops
By Allen Robinski

Tumbling Leaves And No Gide
By Brian Barbeito

More "Popping Off" At Intel Corporation
By Steve Dayton

You Worked HOW Many Hours?
By Kaycee Nilson

'O Sole Mio (My Sun)
By Thomas Keyes

Rest In Peace
By Kristy Schiller

Teacher Sally Sunshine's Kindergarten Class Of 2008
By Michael John McCrae

How Good Is The Economy Under Republican Rule?
By Edward Abraham

My Husband Is A Fighter
By Dawn Carr

Canada And 2006 Politics
By Marlene Thornton

I Am Not Obsessed By Natalee Holloway
By Saul Littlejohn

Christianity's Burden Of Proof
By Matt Dillahunty

Pandora's Box Opened
By Kaycee Nilson

Tiger Woods: My Take On The Transcendent T
By Steve Dayton

History Repeats Itself - Proposed Constitution Amendments - Defining Marriage
By Bonijean Isaacs

Holy Divas, I've Been Vindicated [Barbra Streisand Can't Spell Either]
By Ken Hughes

MySpace: Proceed With Danger
By Kristy Schiller

Cherry Pink And Apple Blossom White
By Thomas Keyes

Delving Into The World Of Podcasting
By Jack Lepiarz

How Bad Is The Economy Under Bush And Republican Rule?
By Mark Gelbart

Reports Of Hollywood's Death Have Been Greatly Exaggerated
By David Gleeson

Burning Another Bridge: Guest Starring Mr. Paul Otellini
By Steve Dayton

"Misirlóu" (Egyptian Girl)
By Thomas Keyes

Everyone Hates A Quitter
By Kaycee Nilson

Report From Uranus
By Stan Grimes

A Real Guy's Smorgasbord [Chapter 2]
By Guy Arthur Thomas

Dubai: The No Brainier Proposal
By Ken Hughes

A Last Public Plea To PublishAmerica
By Argile Stox

Blame It On George
By Michael John McCrae

The Mechanical Design Problem I Slayed At Intel Corporation... Before I Got Fired!
By Steve Dayton

The Psychic's Lost Keys
By Kristy Schiller

Mercury Retrograde, Ash Wednesday And 12 Step Spirituality
By Bonijean Isaacs

I Have To Wonder If He's Posting From Some Other Planet
By Tom Pain

Christianity Is Anti-Science And Other Myths
By Tracey Stevens

Postprandial
By Brian Barbeito

Come Back To Sorrento
By Thomas Keyes

No, You Don't Know Me
By Kaycee Nilson

By The People And For The People
By Stan Grimes

The Mongoose Story In Video
By Steve Dayton

Choosing Fictional Names
By Judy Ramsook

Astrologers And Paranormal Investigators On The UK Site, Oh My!
By Bonijean Isaacs

Caveat Partyor: Let The Party Dolls Beware
By Dr. Brooks A. Mick

Those Were The Days
By Thomas Keyes

Finally, A Man After My Own Embryo
By Tom Pain

I Want To Be An Oscar Presenter Next Year
By Claxton Graham

Medical Claims
By Kaycee Nilson

And "Baby" Makes Three
By Michael John McCrae

Wal-Mart, Allopathic Contraceptives Pills And The Employment "Think" Test
By Bonijean Isaacs

Snitching Vs. Surviving [Carmelo Anthony's Appearance In Stop Snitching]
By Timothy N. Stelly, Sr.

Unwashed Spirit: Mardi Gras 2006
By Karyn Hughes

Criticism And How To Give And Take It
By Dr. Brooks A. Mick

Speech Recognition Program
By Argile Stox

The '06 Elections, What Will They Mean?
By Tom Pain

Desperate Times
By Kristy Schiller

Another Religion Struggles With Truth
By Michael John McCrae

Somewhere Beyond The Sea
By Thomas Keyes

The Selfish-Biocosm Hypothesis
By Steve Dayton

Johnny And His Cast Eye At Orange Island
By Brian Barbeito

Envy In The Third World
By Judy Ramsook

Politics And Captive Minds
By Edward Abraham

Rock And Roll Organs
By Mark Gelbart

Modern Methods Of Kim Chee Manufacture
By Dr. Brooks A. Mick

Of The Light
By Kristy Schiller

The Loveliest Night Of The Year
By Thomas Keyes

One Year At Useless Knowledge Magazine
By Brian Barbeito

Who Is Your Spiritual Father? John 8: 31-44
By Skip Toomaloo

One Atheist's Take On Abortion
By David Gleeson

Atheists Should Get It Right
By Alexander Flynn

Wiretapping: The Real Issue
By Nicholas Olson

President Bush Doesn't Watch Enough Television!
By Dr. Brooks A. Mick

Global Warming: Looking Ahead
By Jack Lepiarz

Chick Dainey Shoots Man In Face And Makes Him Eat Crow
By Bob D. Caterino

Haunted?
By Kristy Schiller

Italian Panel: Soviets Behind Pope Attack
By Patrick Hurley

Abe Lincoln Would Be Pro-choice
By Frederick Smith

Dona, Dona, Dona
By Thomas Keyes

American Suicide Bombers
By Steve Dayton

The Abortion Mindset
By Michael John McCrae

To Error Is Human, Screwing Up Is A No-No
By Ken Hughes

Did The Salad Dressing Save The Salad?
By Judy Ramsook

The Parable Of The Great Banquet
By Tracey Stevens

Prejudice "Cowboys", Social Shrimp, Coretta Scott King, Killers And Gay Cowboys
By Frederick Smith

The Tragedy Of Princess Ka’iulani
By Thomas Keyes

Sebastian Blue
By Brian Barbeito

From Little Acorns, The Mighty Media Grows
By Ken Hughes

Political Demons
By Jack Lepiarz

525,600 Minutes
By Kaycee Nilson

Be True To Yourself
By Kristy Schiller

Port Security
By Michelle Malsbury

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