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July 2006 Archives:

Killing Two Birds With One Stone: Relocating Israel To The US/Mexican Border
By Fred Paxson

The Press: Israelis Are Always Right; Arabs Are Always Wrong
By Thomas Keyes

Helping John Waters Read Better [And Remember What He Wrote]
By Fred Smith

Things That Annoy
By Meri Ulrich

2006 NFL Season Preview, Part II
By Claxton Graham

Tattoo Anyone? [For Your Wrist Or Forehead]
By Skip Toomaloo

Kulluna Lil-Wat:an (National Anthem Of Lebanon)
By Thomas Keyes

How Dangerous Are The Terrorists?
By Jack Lepiarz

Protesting The Protestors Again; Signs Of The Terrorist Times
By Michael John McCrae

O Reparations Where Art Thou!
By Stephen Lonewolf Makama

Highway Geometry
By Thomas Keyes

Bertrand Russell Was A Complex Man
By John L. Waters

Do Some People Get Married For The Wrong Reasons?
By Judy Ramsook

Aristotle And Canada
By Mike Haran

Muslims Loving Other Muslims To Death
By Michael John McCrae

What Are Bearing-Type And Friction-Type Connections?
By Thomas Keyes

Sandra The Plain Jane
By Brian Barbeito

Why Lance Armstrong Could Never Love Me
By Karen Nelson

The Night Natalee Holloway Died
By Patrick Hurley

If I Was Distorting The Truth, I Wouldn't Be Interested In Debate Either
By Tom Pain

I'm Not Interested In Debates, Refutations And Rebuttals
By Thomas Keyes

Ruminations
By Fred Smith

Exit Strategies
By Dr. Brooks A. Mick

Helping Fred Smith Write Clearly
By John L. Waters

NOT Guilty By Reason Of Insanity
By Meri Ulrich

"Stars And Stripes" - Two Weeks Of "RAPE" Banners
By Michael John McCrae

Tales Of The Weird
By Dr. Brooks A. Mick

Could Women Build A Civilization?
By Thomas Keyes

Was Jesus Divine?
By Keith Cantrell

The Sound Of Snow
By Brian Barbeito

Musings
By Tracey Stevens

I'm Getting Tired Of Being Insulted
By Tom Pain

Monsoon Season
By Meri Ulrich

Getting Rich The Easy Way
By Dr. Brooks A. Mick

Our Resident Unindisherdisherouter: John Waters
By Fred Smith

The White House And Congress Fawn On Israel And Foment Jewish Expansionism
By Thomas Keyes

The Evolving Middle Eastern Situation
By Mike Haran

The Fictional God Of Jehovah
By Keith Cantrell

Seasons
By Brian Barbeito

Another Report From The Left
By Craig Chamberlain

2006 NFL Season Preview, Part I
By Claxton Graham

Hezbollah And The Middle-East
By Michelle Malsbury

Gelbart Refutes Only Arguments I Didn't Make
By Thomas Keyes

Fred Smith's Name-Calling Is Fallacious, Funny, And Vain
By John L. Waters

A Review Of "Children Of A Retired God"
By Chiazoka Agudosi

Total War In The Middle East
By Jack Lepiarz

War, Murder, Common Sense And Perspective (Not Necessarily In That Order)
By Michael John McCrae

Araucariaceae (Monkey-Puzzle Trees, Bunya-Bunya Trees, Etc.)
By Thomas Keyes

The Gerund
By Dr. Brooks A. Mick

The Work Of The Christian
By Skip Toomaloo

PETA- Kill The Humans And Save All The Animals
By Bob D. Caterino

Not Going To See Peace For Awhile
By Lee Zelhart

Cooperation Inside Of And Outside Of Human Brains
By John L. Waters

Why Natalee Holloway Will Always Be With Me
By Patrick Hurley

La Habanera (An Aria From "Carmen")
By Thomas Keyes

The Rest Of The (Exercise) Story
By Dr. Brooks A. Mick

Our Resident Science-Hippy, Zygote Lover, And Anti-Humanist, John Waters
By Fred Smith

Traveling Stars
By Brian Barbeito

Israel's Got To Fight For Its Right To Party
By Mark Gelbart

A Little Less Silence And A Little More Screaming, Please!
By Samuel Sandbaugh

Foibles And Follies Of The English Language: Part 4
By Thomas Keyes

Thoughts Like Frantic Squirrels Scrambling
By Dr. Brooks A. Mick

How America Can Save Israel From Itself
By Rudolf Ogoo Okonkwo

Secular Humanism As A Modern Scourge
By John L. Waters

Specious Arguments
By Tom Pain

Disconnected Thoughts
By Michael John McCrae

Present Past (ABCD)
By Brian Barbeito

Brazil Has Turned Down My Visa Application
By Thomas Keyes

Telecom Doublespeak
By Avinash Murkute

Weeping For Millions Of Murdered Babies? You Bet!
By Patrick Hurley

Sometime In The Mid 80's.......
By Meri Ulrich

Adventures In The South... Got Cheese?
By Julia Sherman-Talley

Comparing US And Chinese Transportation Infrastructures
By Thomas Keyes

The Myth Of Irreducible Complexity And Evolution Without A God
By Keith Cantrell

The Gilded Nipster
By The Reverend Leopold Nips

Oh How I Weep For Those Innocent Millions Of Murdered [Aborted] Babies!
By Fred Smith

The Refrigerator
By Argile Stox

Hasn't George W. Bush Proven Himself A Fool Enough Times Already?
By Thomas Keyes

Why ME?
By Spongetta Schwartz

Jewish Expansionism Refuted
By Tom Pain

The Ubiquitous Consequence
By Joe Magoo

Defining The New God
By John L. Waters

The Friction Of War And Israel
By Mike Haran

It's Time For America To Return To October 4, 1957
By Claxton Graham

Jewish Expansionism In The Levant
By Thomas Keyes

Tracey Stevens And Relative Morality
By Fred Smith

For The Love Of Kathy
By Keith Cantrell

I Couldn't Care Less What YOU Think!
By Todd Mouseman

Paleocons Don't Have A Clue
By Craig Chamberlain

An Argument With No Merit
By Skip Toomaloo

Linear Thermal Expansion In Steel Girders
By Thomas Keyes

I'm Going To Live!
By Argile Stox

Israel Against Terrorism
By Michael John McCrae

The International Phonetic Alphabet (IPA)
By Thomas Keyes

The Gospels In The Language Of Jesus
By Keith Cantrell

Driving Through New Orleans
By Claxton Graham

Psychosomatic Blurry Vision
By Tom Pain

End-Of-Life Choices: Ensuring Yours Will Be Honored
By Anita Rufus, J.D.

Future Soldiers
By Brian E. Scott Sr.

A Lot Of NWA Become XXX
By Thomas Keyes

On Attaining Personal Perfection
By John L. Waters

Wrong Number
By Richard Cutler

Kevin Barrett - University Of Wisconsin's Crown Jewel
By Michael John McCrae

It Is Time To Invest In Other Parties
By Nicholas Olson

Morality Does Not Change With The Ebb And Flow Of Cultural Beliefs
By Tracey Stevens

American Christians Report Their Miracles Honestly
By Thomas Keyes

Reparations For Blacks Will Never Happen
By Tom Pain

The Meaning Of Life Without God
By Keith Cantrell

The Stepford Administration, aka The Bush Administration
By Michelle Malsbury

The World's First Absent Minded Professor
By Mark Gelbart

I Got A Conspiracy For YA!
By Michael John McCrae

Terrified In Phoenix-Part Two
By Meri Ulrich

Date Palm Trees
By Thomas Keyes

Anti-Reparations Kryptonite - Meteor Rock #1: Black People Will Just Spend The Money
By Dell Gines

Bae Yong Joon, True To Life
By Lin Lin

Happy Birthday To… Me!
By Argile Stox

What Do You Believe About The Bible?
By Keith Cantrell

Liberals Are Panicking
By Michael Haran

Dan Thomasson And Arianna Huffington - Haditha And Morons
By Michael John McCrae

The Bizarre Bazaar
By Ian Campbell

Black Obeisance In A White Corporate Setting? I'd Rather Be NWA
By Dell Gines

Ta Pediá Tu Pireá (Never On Sunday)
By Thomas Keyes

The New Aruba: No More Mr. Nice Island!
By Patrick Hurley

They Actually Checked Out A Middle Eastern Man
By Dr. Brooks A. Mick

The End Of High School Part 3: Becoming An Adult
By Jack Lepiarz

Danger In My Home Town
By Meri Ulrich

What To Do About North Korea
By Craig Chamberlain

What The Bible Doesn't Have To Say
By Skip Toomaloo

Modern Science And Intelligent Design
By Keith Cantrell

The Fallacy In Gun Decontrol And Legalization Of Marijuana
By Thomas Keyes

Zidane The Zipperhead
By Patrick Hurley

Dose Of Humanity
By Judy Ramsook

The Rock Box
By Claxton Graham

John M. Crisp, English Teacher - An Errant Opinion
By Michael John McCrae

The Great Goddess, Ajinblambia, Arrives At Eldor Palace
By Thomas Keyes

Get Out The Rag Dolls Again
By Carla Base

The Relevance Of NATO And The North Korean Nuclear "Threat" (First Of Three Parts)
By Timothy N. Stelly, Sr.

The Customer Is Wrong?
By Aaron Baker

Theories About Jewish Expansionism Are A Hoax
By Tom Pain

Dirty Bathrooms, Deadly Consequenses
By Amanda Baker

Why Did I Cut These Out? Part III
By Michael John McCrae

Ceiba Trees
By Thomas Keyes

Identity Crisis
By Richard Cutler

Why Did I Cut These Out? Part II
By Michael John McCrae

Everything's Coming Up Pearls!
By Kaycee Nilson

A Tabloid Perspective
By Meri Ulrich

Intelligent Design And The Building Blocks Of Matter
By Keith Cantrell

The Global War On Terrorism Is A Hoax
By Thomas Keyes

Increase Speed Limits And Save Lives!
By Dr. Brooks A. Mick

Captain Jack: Why America Loves A Scoundrel
By Jack Lepiarz

The Art Of The Arts: Have We Lost Our Way?
By E. Joyce Moore

What A Miserable Election
By Neil Levine

Why Did I Cut These Out? Part I
By Michael John McCrae

The Basic Fundamentals Of Life And The Word Of God
By Keith Cantrell

Sure, Soccer's A Drag. But Baseball, Football And Basketball Aren't?
By Thomas Keyes

Kindness Of The Little Sage
By Carla Base

Kim Jung IL And Unilateral Talks
By Michelle Malsbury

Beware Of Professors' Opinions!
By Dan Shanefield

Why You Chose Your Politics
By Nicholas Olson

What If Kenneth Lay Faked His Own Death?
By Rudolf Ogoo Okonkwo

Adventures In The South Part 2
By Julia Sherman-Talley

I Need To Join A "Movement"
By Michael John McCrae

Coimbra (April In Portugal)
By Thomas Keyes

Insecurity Guard
By Carla Base

Happy Birthday To Me!
By Michael John McCrae

California And Mexican Fan Palm Trees
By Thomas Keyes

North Korea Decided To Test Missiles
By Amanda Baker

A Christian Education
By Brian E. Scott Sr.

Captain Jack: My Run With Anti-Drug And Alcoholism
By Jack Lepiarz

Hillary Clinton Is....GAY?
By Patrick Hurley

The 4th Of July
By Meri Ulrich

Would The Founders Be Proud?
By Craig Chamberlain

Sing Their Songs
By Carla Base

My Presidential Campaign
By Dr. Brooks A. Mick

When A Child Is Missing
By Melanie Arewar

About The Animals I've Killed
By Fred Smith

The Night I Burglarized A School In Kailua, Hawaii
By Thomas Keyes

Is This A Joke???
By Meri Ulrich

"Soccer" Or "Football" Or "Futbol" - By Any Name, It's Boring
By Edward Abraham

Who Are These Freakoids?
By Michael John McCrae

"Super" Man Returns
By Aaron Baker

The Day Queen Shandra And I Flew To Dorgdid
By Thomas Keyes

Sound Memories
By Meri Ulrich

We Don't Need Another Diana
By Stephen Lonewolf Makama

Welcome To The UK Forum [Again]!
By Fred Smith

Why I Believe Joran Van Der Sloot Is STILL Guilty!
By Patrick Hurley

The Gospel Is What Matters
By Skip Toomaloo

The Freedom Of A Slow Death - All Rules Are Hereby Suspended.
By Argile Stox

How They Got Him
By Stephen Lonewolf Makama

Scarlet, Lavender And Tawny Bougainvillea
By Thomas Keyes

Meeting The Rich And Famous!
By Patrick Hurley

The Sun Of God
By Brian E. Scott Sr.

A Sad Case [Mary Winkler, The Preacher's Wife]
By Meri Ulrich

Is The Bible Literal Or Merely Literary?
By Keith Cantrell

Natalee Holloway: VelcroJoe Goes IOU, Doo-Dah, Doo-Dah
By Dayo Gould

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