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Jan. 2007 Archives:

Please, Thomas Keyes!
By Steve Dayton

In Memory of a Childhood Left Behind
By Diane Shepardson

Barbeito, Please Accept Constructive Criticism
By Thomas Keyes

A Walk Along The Shores Of Despair
By Timothy N. Stelly, Sr.

Liberals Are So Depressing
By Mike Haran

Exciting Excerpts from my Next Novel--Lord Madoc
By Mark Gelbart

Super Bowl XLI Analysis
By Claxton Graham

Turning Iraq Around: Possible Or Impossible?
By Michelle Malsbury

Barbeito's Quarrel With Capitalization
By Thomas Keyes

My Critique of His Critique of My Critique
By Brian Barbeito

Statistically Speaking, We Are A Nation Of Sex-Obsessed Vidiots!
By Timothy N. Stelly, Sr.

Society, Media And Terrorism
By Sunny Chris Okenwa

Democrats Have No Memory
By Ken Hughes

Minority Candidates and Voter Suppression
By Timothy N. Stelly, Sr.

If You Smoke, This Alien Will Steal Your Girlfriend
By Jack Lepiarz

A Critique Of Barbeito's Critique
By Thomas Keyes

How To Alienate The Reader (For People Like Thomas Keyes)
By Brian Barbeito

Hillary Clinton . A Certain .C. Word Comes To Mind
By Michael John McCrae

Kerry.s Comments Harsh, But Not Anti-American
By Timothy N. Stelly, Sr.

Life at Wally World And The Texas Trucker.s Quest for A Sexy Woman
By Bonijean Isaacs

General Pelosi Goes To War
By Ken Hughes

Pronouns Made Simple (For People Like Brian Barbeito)
By Thomas Keyes

Hanged Citizen Tochi And Singapore: Matters Arising
By Sunny Chris Okenwa

John Kerry . Just Who Does This Guy Represent?
By Michael John McCrae

Sump Pump 50
By Brian Barbeito

The Ends Thereof
By Skip Toomaloo

Another Lesson in Manipulating Polls . For Those Who Still Didn.t Get It
By Tom Pain

The Elusive E. Coli Cause
By Brian E. Scott, Sr.

Friend In Iraq
By James Mahoney

Is Gay Exhibitionism A Neurosis?
By Thomas Keyes

Tom Pain Meets UFO Alien
By Jim Montoya

Cats In The Compost Pile
By Mark Gelbart

UFO Invasion and Coward Tom Pain
By Jim Montoya

A Ridiculous Argument From Iraq War Apologists
By Steve Dayton

In Memoriam William Levinsky, A Jewish Engineer
By Thomas Keyes

Submarine
By Brian Barbeito

The Battle For Iraq - Walking A Fine Line As Opposed To Taking A Firm Stand
By Michael John McCrae

Democracy in Lebanon in Peril
By Craig Chamberlain

Mr. Marijuana Goes Chasing After Jesus
By Thomas Keyes

Barbeito Double-Shot: The Snob and Sights
By Brian Barbeito

Lying With The Truth
By Edward Abraham

Barbeito Double-Shot: It Was So Cold and Love Letter of a Dead Soldier
By Brian Barbeito

The Beautiful Goddess
By Thomas Keyes

Barbeito Double-Shot: The Perpetual Motion Machine and Poems and Valor and Adventure
By Brian Barbeito

.I Killed Him, But Please Respect My Privacy.
By Tom Pain, 2007

The Terrible Price Of Blood!
By Sunny Chris Okenwa

The Most Beautiful Woman in the World
By Brian Barbeito

Rad Rod (Stewart)
By Kristy Robinett

Drinking Some Fire By a Vegetable Garden and Listening To Some Talk About Saddam
By Brian Barbeito

Purmamarca, Humahuaca And Tilcara
By Thomas Keyes

Three DVD Reviews
By Brian Barbeito

Bubbles
By Michael John McCrae

In Defense Of "419"
By Sunny Chris Okenwa

Greetings From San Salvador De Jujuy, Argentina
By Thomas Keyes

Open Letter To The Liberal Party Of America From Osama
By Michael John McCrae

The Importance of One National Language
By Christine Bruness

Two Drivers And A Six Iron
By Steve Dayton

Hired Killer Finds Jesus
By Thomas Keyes

A Really Sad Poll
By Edward Abraham

Barack Obama As Viewed By A Racist
By Ken Hughes

Testing Spiritual Things
By Skip Toomaloo

The Whining Rich Brat
By Christine Bruness

Random Thoughts
By Claxton Graham

It IS Bush's Fault, Edward Abraham
By Steve Dayton

Christianity 101: Assault on Los Angeles County Jail
By Thomas Keyes

How Do We Have Diversity of Political Thought When One Side Has No Ideas?
By Edward Abraham

Courtesy Patrol, Dead Bears, Stranded Sailors, and the Truck Driving Academy
By Bonijean Isaacs

In Defense of Oprah
By Christine Bruness

Texas, Ample Backsides, Shattered Dreams and The Power of Love
By Bonijean Isaacs

Loony Lucas
By Kristy Robinett

It's A Beautiful Summer Day In Tucuman, Argentina
By Thomas Keyes

Akaka Bill a Step in the Wrong Direction
By Craig Chamberlain

Laws Against Goodness
By Skip Toomaloo

It's Time For Democrats to be Americans First and Politicians Second
By Edward Abraham

Driving Is For The Birds
By Kristy Robinett

New State Mottoes Beginning 2010
By Timothy N. Stelly, Sr.

I.ll Try It Pat.s Way
By Tom Pain

The War In Iraq Will Continue Throughout The 21st Century
By Thomas Keyes

A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To See The Psychic
By Timothy N. Stelly, Sr.

Three Mouseketeers Join The Crusade
By Pat Hurley

Why I Won't Write For Useless-Knowledge Anymore: Part 1 of 23
By Steve Dayton

Tis The Season, But For What? (Part Two)
By Timothy N. Stelly, Sr.

Bharti Ahuja And Usha Sulkar
By Thomas Keyes

Tis The Season, But For What? (Part One)
By Timothy N. Stelly, Sr.

Emotional Laws
By Edward Abraham

UFO Abductions, Alien Probes And Tom Pain
By Jim Montoya

Disgusting
By Jack Lepiarz

Major League Pitcher Felled By Cocaine
By Thomas Keyes

Emotional and Other Illogical Arguments
By Edward Abraham

Barbeito Double-Shot: City and Paint Company Noise
By Brian Barbeito

They Still Call Me Trinity
By Tom Pain

Jack And Tom Announce Their Wedding
By Molly Mason

The Life In Between
By Brian Barbeito

Rock Opera: All Dressed Up And Nowhere To Go
By Scott Robinson

M.T.A. Is Above The Law
By Arthur L. Burton III

A Hunter.s Death
By Brian Barbeito

Argentina, Brazil And Beyond
By Thomas Keyes

Jacob Ellis (5)
By Brian Barbeito

UFO'S Are Real: Part IV
By Jim Montoya

NFL Conference Championships Analysis
By Claxton Graham

Remembering The Posters Of Adam Walsh At The Pier
By Brian Barbeito

U-K Writing vs. Public Golf: Birds Of A Feather?
By Steve Dayton

Conservative Hallucinations
By Mark Gelbart

The Jewish Population Of The US Senate Increases From 11 To 13
By Thomas Keyes

The War Of The 21st Century: Hurley vs. Pain
By Ken Hughes

Mind Wandering
By Edward Abraham

The San Diego Chargers: Overrated
By Jack Lepiarz

Paradise
By Brian Barbeito

UFO'S Are Real. Part III
By Jim Montoya

What If Iraq War Dollars Had Been Spent On AIDS?
By Thomas Keyes

Jacob Ellis (4)
By Brian Barbeito

I Respectfully Offer Another View
By Tom Pain

Hell
By Brian Barbeito

How To Submit Articles to Useless-Knowledge
By The U-K Editor

My Commitment to Useless Knowledge
By Pat Hurley

Quick Hits
By Claxton Graham

How The World Backs The US
By Mike Haran

Things Have Changed A Lot Since My Childhood
By Thomas Keyes

Jacob Ellis (3)
By Brian Barbeito

Computer Hackers, Hijackers and Hijinks
By Timothy N. Stelly, Sr.

It Seems That Some Prefer Articles Like This
By Tom Pain

Praise For Ellis Amburn’s Subterranean Kerouac: The Hidden Life of Jack Kerouac
By Brian Barbeito

Freedom of Speech; Not Freedom From Debate
By Edward Abraham

Business As Usual
By Timothy N. Stelly, Sr.

74 Is The Score, Could It Mean A Lot More?
By Steve Dayton

An Open Letter to the Editors of UK: What Is Happening Here?
By Timothy N. Stelly, Sr.

UFO'S Are Real. Part II
By Jim Montoya

Spicy Beef Patty Days
By Brian Barbeito

Tom Paine's Article
By Pat Hurley

My Contacts With Gay Egyptians
By Thomas Keyes

Bad Economics is Good Politics
By Craig Chamberlain

Bush's War Plan-More of the Same?
By Michelle Malsbury

Impeach Bush. Leave Iraq. A Fellow Columnist Has Spoken.
By Tom Pain

Should George W. Bush Be Impeached?
By Timothy N. Stelly, Sr.

Fickle Politicians Harm Us All
By Edward Abraham

Impeach Bush.Leave Iraq.The Only Answer
By Molly Mason

Enough
By Kristy Robinett

Two Men Talking Over Nicotine
By Brian Barbeito

Still Waiting
By Kristy Robinett

The Knowing Woman Of Ancient Newness
By Brian Barbeito

Spectacular Escape
By Thomas Keyes

NFL Divisional Playoffs Analysis
By Claxton Graham

A Follow-up Written Out Of Rage
By Meri Ulrich

Expiration and the Full Evening Blossom Traffic Whiles
By Brian Barbeito

Twenty Years Without Smoking
By Thomas Keyes

No Grassy Knoll For Saddam Hussein
By Stephen Lonewolf Makama

Angelina Jolie And Her Boyfriend Brad
By Meri Ulrich

Capital One Is No Quitter!!!!
By Brian Barbeito

Trap It to Play Golf Like a Pro: Part 2 of 2
By Steve Dayton

UFO's Are Real!
By Jim Montoya

Classical Music And Jazz Without Limit
By Dan Shanefield

Book Review: Secrets and Mysteries of the World. Sylvia Browne
By Brian Barbeito

Peruvian Cocaine Dealers I Have Known
By Thomas Keyes

One Way to Reduce Illegal Immigration
By Tom Pain

Global What-cha-ma-call-it! Warmin! Coolin! Woolmin! Coolmin!
By Michael John McCrae

Trusting Jesus
By Skip Toomaloo

The Fantastic Four, The Silver Surfer, and Brian Barbeito (Alliteration's Great Heros)
By Brian Barbeito

Do AIDS Rates And Crime Rates Correlate With Poverty?
By Thomas Keyes

A Speech From Dr. Muhammed Mickmock
By Muhammed Mickmock

How I Soothe the Wild Beast
By Jibsea Rayne

Homosexuality And Useless-Knowledge: Let's Not Throw Logic Out Of The Window
By Fred Smith

Israel Is Masterminding The Confrontation With Iran
By Thomas Keyes

Walk
By Brian Barbeito

Summer Of Sin
By Brian Barbeito

Scar
By Brian Barbeito

Democrat Convicted in Redistricting Plot To Dilute Minority Voting Strength
By Tom Pain

Natural Selection Will Eliminate the Drug Problem
By Mike Haran

The Religiosity Of It All
By Brian Barbeito

RANDOM STUFF
By Tracey Stevens

What's in Store for the Next Two Years?
By Craig Chamberlain

Grandiositynessfull
By Brian Barbeito

Book/Music Reviews--> Prince: 3121; Corinne Bailey Rae: Corinne Bailey Rae; George Carlin: An Orgy of George; Al Gore: An Inconvenient Truth
By Timothy N. Stelly, Sr.

Is Homosexuality Wholesome? Part 4
By Thomas Keyes

On The Value Of Life
By T. Franks

Role Models For The Modern Age ( A PSA)
By Meri Ulrich

Doing Their Jobs
By Michelle Malsbury

Too Much Information?
By Judy Ramsook

Trapping It: Learn What It Means and Play Golf Like A Professional - Part 1 of 2
By Steve Dayton

The Persecution Of Tommy Chong
By Mark Gelbart

Jacob Ellis (2)
By Brian Barbeito

China's Dearth Of Homosexuality
By Thomas Keyes

The Dollar Bin Renaissance
By Garrett Cook

Saying Goodbye To A President
By Meri Ulrich

Jacob Ellis
By Brian Barbeito

Is Homosexuality Wholesome? Part 3
By Thomas Keyes

How to Distort a Public Survey Poll
By Tom Pain

Would You Love Me If I Was Ugly?
By Nicholas Olson

Back To Spectacular Buenos Aires!
By Thomas Keyes

Gearing Up For 2008
By Timothy N. Stelly, Sr.

More Taxes and Sanctions on Smoking and Other Unacceptable Life Style Choices
By Bonijean Isaacs

The Shut-Faced Slattering Paddle Stick
By Steve Dayton

Predictions For 2007
By Jack Lepiarz

NFL Wild Card Weekend Analysis
By Claxton Graham

Thoughts on the New Year
By L.J. Chapman

Is Homosexuality Wholesome? Part 2
By Thomas Keyes

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