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Jan. 2006 Archives:

Joran Van der Sloot: Saint Or Sinner?
By Patrick Hurley

Senator Cindy Sheehan??? [Holy Hand-Grenades]
By Ken Hughes

Let's ROLL!: The Saga Of Flight 93
By Patrick Hurley

Super Bowl Sunday: It's That Time Of The Year Once Again
By Meri Ulrich

Ang Lee Wins More Honors For Broke Back Mountain
By William Hurt

Prince Harry Might See Some War Action
By Judy Ramsook

Space Shuttle Challenger: 20 Years Ago Today
By Patrick Hurley

Google Defies U.S., Cowers Before China
By Robert Paul Reyes

The Palestinian Election - Will Hamas Govern Wisely?
By Michael John McCrae

What Is Terrorism And Is The US Military Practicing It?
By William A. Hurt

Hamas Wins For The Good Or Bad
By Ken Hughes

James Frey's New Book "A Million Little Pieces" [And Oprah Winfrey]
By Bob D. Caterino

Supporting Our Troops Is Always The RIGHT Thing To Do!
By Patrick Hurley

The Palestinian Elections - A Hope For Change
By Michael John McCrae

Hamasistan Now A Reality
By Craig Chamberlain

Aruba: Finally Approaching Its Fork In The Road
By Patrick Hurley

NBC Has Cancelled "The Book Of Daniel"
By Argile Stox

Google And The Red Chinese: The First Government Control Of The Internet
By Ken Hughes

Shoot-out At The UK Corral: Ideas For Making Useless Knowledge Even Better
By Timothy N. Stelly, Sr.

A Roadtrip To Canada's Capital
By Brian Barbeito

The Parable Of The Sower - Matthew Chapter 13
By Skip Toomaloo

Two Bushes, One Clinton, A New York Senator And Governor Jeb
By Bonijean Isaacs

Where Are We In The Natalee Holloway Case?
By Meri Ulrich

NFL Coaches: Winning At All Costs?
By Brian P. Dunleavy

Dead Sea Scrolls, Vocalizations And Ketiv-Qere
By Thomas Keyes

In Sickness And In Health, Some People Do Break This Vow
By Judy Ramsook

Bill And Hillary Clinton - The Spread Of Foot In Mouth Disease
By Michael John McCrae

Caps And Canadians And Football, Oh My!
By Chuck Tyler

Guess Who's Back? It Ain't Slim Shady
By Timothy N. Stelly, Sr.

Fluoride Mouth Rinses Don't Work
By Sally Stride

Atheism And Christianity
By Tracey Stevens

Creation, Intelligent Design = Stupidity
By Terry McClain

A Roadtrip To The American Capital
By Brian Barbeito

McDonalds Isn't Everywhere
By Thomas Keyes

False Doctrine And Irony...Skip-ping To Timothy
By Matt Dillahunty

Hobos, Drunks, Kings, Dukes And Domestic Violence
By Bonijean Isaacs

When The Student Is Ready, The Master Will Appear
By Steve Dayton

Saddam Hussein Still Rules Iraq
By Allen Robinski

The Ride From Sâo Paulo To Montevideo
By Thomas Keyes

Palm Reading In One Easy Step
By Brian Barbeito

My I Play The Devils Advocate
By Ken Hughes

Titanic Hits Icebergs...Icebergs Sink!
By Dr. Brooks A. Mick

The Ghost Of Ron Lewis Haunts Us Still
By Tom Pain

A President? George W. Bush?
By Steve Dayton

First The Good News, Then The Bad
By Dan Shanefield

Tough As Nails And Some Jumper Cables
By Brian Barbeito

I Think YOU Should…
By Steve Dayton

Moral Indignation And Politically Incorrect Balloons On My Coffee Table
By Bonijean Isaacs

Is Israel Really So Much More Interesting Than South America?
By Thomas Keyes

The Mormon Church: Go To The Source
By K. Holt

Historical Dates In Perspective
By Dan Shanefield

If You Are Not A Terrorist, Why Do You Care If The Government Spies On You?
By Amanda Baker

Those Who Carry False Doctrine - First Timothy 1:3-11
By Skip Toomaloo

Don't Be Hatin' When Love's Boat Sets Sail
By Brian Barbeito

Liberal Versus Conservative And Selected Morality
By Bonijean Isaacs

Are You Trying To Decide What To Major In In College?
By Thomas Keyes

David Brooks Almost Gets It Right
By Steve Dayton

Actions Speak Louder Than The Word - Skip 1:22-27
By Matt Dillahunty

Your Obituary: How Will You Be Remembered After You Die?
By Donna M. Shelton

FW1 Is A Spray-On Wax With A Difference
By Brooks A. Mick, M.D.

The Value Of Human Life And Friendship
By Meri Ulrich

Gus Van Sant's Last Days
By Brian Barbeito

Beth Twitty Picks A Bad Place To Speak
By Allen Robinski

Innocent Until Proven Guilty
By Amanda Baker

As Long As Your Flaws Remain Undiscovered...
By Judy Ramsook

Michelle, My Belle
By Steve Dayton

Temptation, Predestination And Wrath - Skip 1:12-21
By Matt Dillahunty

Divine Hand
By John L. Waters

"Doers" And "Hearers" - James 1: 22-27
By Skip Toomaloo

On The Way To Montevideo, Uruguay
By Thomas Keyes

How To Play With Words
By Nicholas Olson

A New Day Has Dawned
By Brian Barbeito

Process Versus Results Monitoring
By Brooks A. Mick, M.D.

Yes, We Have No Bananas… I mean Solutions
By Steve Dayton

Of Contradiction And Doubting - Skip 1:5-7
By Matt Dillahunty

Christianity And Mormonism
By Tracey Stevens

Lust, Sin, Death And Salvation - James 1: 12-21
By Skip Toomaloo

In Defense Of A Good Friend
By Meri Ulrich

It Is Hard To Make Up Stories That Are More Interesting Than The Truth
By Michael John McCrae

George Washington's Greatest Victory
By Mark Gelbart

Third-World Cab Drivers Are A Pack Of Swindlers
By Thomas Keyes

The Myspace Paradox
By Jack Lepiarz

The Tories Have Claimed Victory In The Canadian Elections
By Chuck Tyler

Sabbath Goy Lawrence Franklin Sentenced To 12 Years
By Thomas Keyes

Kobe Bryant Has DOOMED The Lakers!
By Patrick Hurley

Utah State Senate Is Wasting Time And Money
By William A. Hurt

Harry Reid's Apology Is Meaningless
By Michael John McCrae

Usama Bin Laden As God's Instrument
By John L. Waters

Fair Science "News" And Stupid School-Systems
By Frederick Smith

Bin Laden, Been Worryin'
By Craig Chamberlain

Barack Obama Supports Hillary's "Plantation" Remark
By Michael John McCrae

We're Winning The War Against Terrorists
By Dan Shanefield

Taylor Behl, Julie Popovich, And Natalee Holloway: One Solved, Two To Go
By Brooks A. Mick, M.D.

Jill Carroll And The "Demands" Of Terrorists
By Samuel Sandbaugh

Stupid Is As Stupid Thinks
By Ken Hughes

America Gives $200 Million To People Who Hate Our Guts
By Michael John McCrae

Making Up Information On Harry Reid And John Kerry
By Nicholas Olson

No Warrant Issued Phone Taps
By Argile Stox

Taylor Behl, MySpace, And Danger
By Brooks A. Mick, M.D.

Of Wisdom And Riches - James 1: 5-11
By Skip Toomaloo

We Have To Take Responsibility For What We Say And Do
By Meri Ulrich

Moshe Feldenkrais: Awareness Through Movement
By Steve Dayton

An Open Letter To The Mole People
By Pat Hurley

Harry Belafonte - The "B" In The "BS"
By Michael John McCrae

Thinking Aloud...
By Tracey Lin O'Very

Cool Down The Rage And Help Humanity Turn The Page
By John L. Waters

The Mormon Church: I'm Questioning Your Belief System
By Tracey Stevens

Birds And Horses (An Imagery On Men)
By Adetola Adegbayi

A Mini-Vacation To Deadwood, South Dakota
By Argile Stox

David M. Barrett - 10 Years, $22 Million - Clintonites Stuff Another
By Michael John McCrae

The Classification Of Mammals
By Thomas Keyes

Patience Through Temptation And Trial - James Chapter 1:1-4
By Skip Toomaloo

Feng Shui And Dollar Store Candles
By Bonijean Isaacs

Creativity Has No Conformity
By Steve Dayton

Loud Mouth
By RD Larson

Advice To Creative Young People
By Dan Shanefield

A Pilgimage To Corinth, Greece
By Thomas Keyes

Leaving A Hockey Mess Behind?
By Brian P. Dunleavy

Guess Who Didn't Come To Dinner? -- Missing Zawahiri
By Brooks A. Mick, M.D.

NFL Conference Championships Analysis
By Claxton Graham

Arnold Schwarzenegger Denies Clemency To Clarence Ray Allen
By Robert Paul Reyes

Will We Be Wondering Where Natalee Holloway Is For Another Year?
By Meri Ulrich

Sharpton, Skakel, Alito, Padilla, Nettles And A Host Of Other News Makers
By Michael John McCrae

Virginia Executed The Right Man
By Claxton Graham

Belgian Prime Minister Guy Verhofstadt Is Likely To Face A Difficult Battle To Attract American Investors
By WZ Gavage

Iran And The Clinton Military Strategy
By Brooks A. Mick, M.D.

"The Book Of Daniel" - The New Media Version?
By Michael John McCrae

Thoughts On Recovery From Alcoholism
By Bonijean Isaacs

400 Articles And Listening To The Radio
By Judy Ramsook

Finally A Democratic Proposal With Meaning
By Ken Hughes

The Unusual And Suspect Mole People Are At It AGAIN!
By Patrick Hurley

Is God A Person?
By John L. Waters

The Denavit-Hartenberg Matrix: Part I
By Thomas Keyes

The Living Groundbreakers (Title For Upcoming Series For UK)
By Claxton Graham

Pat Robertson, Horary Dreams And Civil Disobedience
By Bonijean Isaacs

Google Engineers Terminate Gun Violence
By Steve Dayton

Dude, Where's Your Freedom?
By Judy Ramsook

Save Taxes - Stop Fluoridation
By Sally Stride

Addiction: Today's Lepers
By Stan Grimes

A Left Jab On Violence
By Steve Dayton

The Saga Of Frank Kasson
By Brooks A. Mick, M.D.

Religionists' Trumpery Humility Doesn't Prove Anything
By Thomas Keyes

Culture Of Death Vs. Culture Of Corruption
By Michael John McCrae

Well, What Do You Think?
By John L. Waters

The People That Time Forgot
By Bob D. Caterino

Many Of Us In Engineering Have Had Our Ups And Downs
By Dan Shanefield

Sometimes It's The Journey...
By Judy Ramsook

Now Bin Laden Offers Truce To Liberals!
By Missinsi

Arrival In São Paulo, Brazil
By Thomas Keyes

Natalee Holloway And The Two-Year Anniversary Of The Aruba Boycott
By Dayo Gould

PublishAmerica's "Dog And Pony" Show
By Argile Stox

On "Retreat"
By Skip Toomaloo

Terrorist Training In Iraq
By Brooks A. Mick, M.D.

Ted Kennedy's Commissioned Study - Subject; Judge Alito
By Michael John McCrae

Adapting The NFL Game To Vince Young
By Brian P. Dunleavy

Harry Belafonte And The Support Of Tyranny
By Michael John McCrae

Vince Young Will Be An NFL JOKE!
By Patrick Hurley

Tom Delay Steps Away But Not Out
By Samuel Sandbaugh

NFL Divisional Playoffs Analysis
By Claxton Graham

Nothing To Laugh About In The Book Of Daniel T.V. Program
By Argile Stox

West Virginia Good Old Boy System, Tax Dollars And Worker Safety
By Bonijean Isaacs

Egyptian Groom-To-Be Gets Duped
By Judy Ramsook

Jack Abramoff And This Lobbyist System [The Founding Fathers Would Be Ashamed]
By Michael John McCrae

Pat Robertson Blames God For Ariel Sharon's Illness
By Stan Grimes

Beth Twitty And The Mole People
By Patrick Hurley

Time Is Running Out But Natalee Holloway Is NOT Forgotten
By Meri Ulrich

Al Gore - The Mighty, Mighty Gore - The Democrats On Parade
By Michael John McCrae

A Warning Email
By Steve Dayton

Would Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. Be Disappointed…?
By Ken Hughes

Changing From Phone Lines To VOIP
By Alexander Flynn

Experiences With "Bad" Christians
By Skip Toomaloo

What Would You Do If Oprah Called?
By Brian Barbeito

My Yearning For Uselessknowledgemag In 2006
By Stephen Lonewolf Makama

Natalee Holloway And The Defamation Of The Honorable Spencer Bachus
By Dayo Gould

The Dirty Truth About Domestic Violence, Male/Bashing, Male/Blaming And Betty Broderick
By Guy Arthur Thomas

Looking To Invest? Well, Head North, Young Man (Or Lady)
By Chuck Tyler

What Makes A Person GREAT!
By Patrick Hurley

Making Plans In Manaus, Brazil
By Thomas Keyes

I Know This Christian
By Brian Barbeito

Do You Know Everything?
By Tom Pain

My Thoughts On Addiction
By Steve Dayton

Some Things I've Been Wondering About Lately
By Judy Ramsook

Physicians Find Fat Buttocks A Pain In The Rear
By Robert Paul Reyes

Yeah, Lets Give Valium To A Manic-Depressive!
By Kaycee Nilson

Letter To EU, "We Think As You"
By Sohrab F.

Paying For The Crime
By Bob D. Caterino

Living With An Alcoholic Isn't Possible
By Joy Taylor

The Death Knell Of Religion In The Schools
By Thomas Keyes

Telemarketers Could Be Coming To A Cellular Telephone Near You
By Judy Ramsook

The Simple Trouble With People
By Brian Barbeito

Joran Van Der Sloot And His Friends Partied, Natalee Holloway's Families Wept Tears During The Holidays
By Meri Ulrich

Martin Luther King Jr: His Dream Was A Racist's Nightmare!
By Patrick Hurley

Alcoholism Is A Very Strange Addiction And Disease
By Argile Stox

Stevie And The Professor
By Steve Dayton

Three Suggestions To Americans Traveling In Foreign Countries
By Thomas Keyes

The Man Of Antiquity
By Brian Barbeito

There Is Money To Be Made In The Specialized Field Of Tickling
By Mark Gelbart

You Can Make Numbers Work In Your Favor
By Patrick Hurley

Friday 13th Is Over, But Are You Okay?
By Judy Ramsook

Additions And Changes Made To Upgrade Useless Knowledge
By The Editor

A New Year Brings About Some Serious Changes
By Khristyne Lanzari

Patrick Hurley And The Bedouin Children
By Thomas Keyes

Weekdays At Bernie's: The Wheel And "The Pooper"
By Steve Dayton

Global Warming And Theories
By Brooks A. Mick, M.D.

Soylent Green: Invasion Of The Soybean
By Heleigh Bostwick

Are You Crazy, Close To Death, And On Your Way To Hell?
By Brian Barbeito

Representive Government This Is Not
By Nicholas Olson

The Slippery Slope Of Life: Abortion
By Tracey Stevens

Lets Play The Celibrity Change Game
By Bob D. Caterino

Apostolic Testimony Part Two - 2 Peter 3: 15-16
By Skip Toomaloo

For The Geographically Challenged
By Judy Ramsook

The Direction Cosine Matrix: Part 4
By Thomas Keyes

Free-Floating-Anxiety (FFA)
By Argile Stox

Dave Holloway's New Book
By Patrick Hurley

Where Would You Go For ...(Whatever)... ?
By Dan Shanefield

Some Suggestions For A Better 2006
By Judy Ramsook

Just Finished Reading Thomas Sowell's Black Rednecks White Liberals
By Craig Chamberlain

Fall Canadian Left
By Mike Haran

Apostolic Testimony - John 21: 24-25
By Skip Toomaloo

I Love Hip Hop, But Hip Hop Must Die
By Dell Gines

My Ode To Roland: The Dubious Value Of Naming Things
By Steve Dayton

What I Hate About Liberals (From A Liberal)
By Nicholas Olson

Natalee Holloway May Not Be Missing From The Best Seller Lists
By Dayo Gould

Proud To Be Chosen
By Amanda Baker

Voyage Up The Amazon To Manaus, Brazil
By Thomas Keyes

The Statements Of The Iranian President
By Michael John McCrae

12 Of 13 Miners Alive? Praise God! 12 Of 13 Dead? Blame Everyone BUT God
By David Gleeson

William Dembski Lets ID's Cat Out Of Its Bag
By William A. Hurt

Jack Abramoff: Another Goat Goes To Slaughter
By Ken Hughes

PETA Employee Chris Garnett Changed His Name To KentuckyFriedCruelty.com
By Michael John McCrae

Bush Defends NSA Decision
By Stan Grimes

Osama Bin Laden's Niece, Wafah Dufour's Recent Photos In GQ
By Judy Ramsook

NFL Wild Card Weekend Analysis
By Claxton Graham

Senator Charles Schumer - The Man Is On The Case
By Samuel Sandbaugh

The Latest From North Korea
By Michael John McCrae

The Power Of The Teenage Press
By Jack Lepiarz

Dictating Free Speech
By Michelle Malsbury

My 2006 Predictions
By Patrick Hurley

Newspapers; Some Do Not Read Because They Contain Bad News
By Judy Ramsook

On Bad And Dangerous Jobs [Is Writing A Safe Profession?]
By Mark Gelbart

I Need Contacts To Find My Glasses
By Michael John McCrae

Things I Can Do Without In 2006
By Tracey Stevens

Claxton's Greatest Hits
By Claxton Graham

My Brain Is Stuck In Second Gear
By Argile Stox

Guns, Germs, And Steel: The White Man And Lady Luck
By Steve Dayton

Final Declarations And Conclusion From 1 Corinthians Chapter 15
By Skip Toomaloo

My Weight-Control Program
By Thomas Keyes

A Letter To My Nephew Michael
By Steve Dayton

Texan Is A Language
By Tom Pain

The Message Left By J.R. [One Of The Miners In West Virginia]
By Joy Taylor

Suge Knight: How Does He Get Away With So Much?
By A White Guy

Hollywood Takes OFF The Gloves!
By Patrick Hurley

Faith That Proves Anything
By Thomas Keyes

Political Corruption - Does Anyone Believe It's Not Bipartisan?
By Tom Pain

The Terrorists: They Know
By Michael John McCrae

Creation: You Were There
By Frederick Smith

About Those School Uniforms
By Judy Ramsook

"How Are The Dead Raised?" - 1 Corinthians 15: 35-49
By Skip Toomaloo

Of Pink Flamingos And Nativity Displays
By Robert Paul Reyes

Thomas Jefferson And Sally Hemmings - The Slave Who Should Have Been First Lady
By Bonijean Isaacs

Is Texan A Language?
By Michelle Malsbury

The Media Debate Continues
By Jack Lepiarz

I Had A Stent Placed In One Of The Arteries Of My Heart
By Argile Stox

How Did We Get Here And What Are We Doing Stuck Here?
By Brooks A. Mick, M.D.

Ms. Malsbury Does Not Like The Current Administration
By Tom Pain

Ken Hughes Belongs To The Church Of Politicianism
By Frederick Smith

It's Not Really Such A Horror, Tracey Stevens!
By Thomas Keyes

Mike Said I Could Write This "Freebie" Column
By Steve Dayton

Clair Voyant's Interview With Ronald Reagan
By Bob D. Caterino

Hey Jack, Did You Read The Research Dr. Mick Provided?
By Tom Pain

Gotta Love The Atheists!
By Patrick Hurley

RSS And Internet News Feeds - We Now Have One
By Frederick Smith

Just Where Is Kaycee Nilson??
By Kaycee Nilson

If It's Foolhardy To Debate Christianity, Why Does He Do It?
By Thomas Keyes

Ray Kurzweil: The Next Stage Of Evolution And Human Destiny
By Steve Dayton

Sorry I Couldn't Stay On Your Pedestal Steve
By Michael John McCrae

The Liberal Media: Overrated
By Jack Lepiarz

Media Bias Hash-Or Pot Pourri, If You Prefer
By Brooks A. Mick, M.D.

Evolution: You Were There
By Tracey Stevens

Dissecting Ken Hughes' Argument On Atheism
By Nicholas Olson

In Contact With Reality
By John L. Waters

The Liberal Media Is All Around You, Jack
By Tom Pain

The Amazing Lodi And His Idea Of A Better Life
By Bob D Caterino

"Tomorrow We Die" - 1 Corinthians 15: 29-34
By Skip Toomaloo

The Direction Cosine Matrix: Part 3
By Thomas Keyes

Who Is The Real Target Audience In The Religion Debates?
By William A. Hurt

Reflecting On 2005
By Michelle Malsbury

They Claim To Be Atheists
By Ken Hughes

Tom Pain Embraces Truth, But Not The Implications
By Frederick Smith

Keeping A Diary, Is It Worth The Effort?
By Judy Ramsook

A Report From The Left About The NSA Program
By Craig Chamberlain

A Tree Grows In Greenville, South Carolina
By Bob D Caterino

Making Gumbo Out Of Whatever Is In The House
By Mark Gelbart

Religion Is Not Evil And My Thoughts For The President's SOU
By Tom Pain

Here's Why Debating Christianity Is Useful
By Frederick Smith

A New IQ Test For Catholics
By Thomas Keyes

The Horror Of It All, Disagreeing With Mr. Keyes
By Tracey Stevens

West Virginia In The Rear View Mirror...It's Not My Medicine Wheel!!!
By Bonijean Isaacs

Personal Thoughts From The Observation Of The Historical Template
By Michael John McCrae

The Truth On Media Bias
By Jack Lepiarz

Getting Back In Touch
By John L. Waters

Hypocrisy And The Celebration Of Ignorance Are Core Problems With Fundamentalist Religions
By Matt Dillahunty

Debating Christianity Is FOOLHARDY!
By Patrick Hurley

I Was A Victim Of Identity Theft - And Still Am!
By Tom Pain

Michael John McCrae KNOWS Atheism
By Frederick Smith

What Is An Atheist?
By Nicholas Olson

Jesus Is Dead . . . Get Over It!
By Terry McClain

The State Of The Union Speech - Advice For President Bush
By Brooks A. Mick, M.D.

I Sail Up The Amazon River On Friday
By Thomas Keyes

Religion Is The Source Of Most Evil In The World
By Robert Paul Reyes

People Who Stalk Online Writers
By Ken Hughes

Right Versus Thong: McCrae Sets His Bible Down To Sneak A Peek At Aphrodite
By Steve Dayton

I Just Know Jesus
By Michael John McCrae

Well, It Is The New Year - 2006
By Argile Stox

The Fountain Of Youth
By Brooks A. Mick, M.D.

Ken Hughes Misses The Mark Entirely
By Thomas Keyes

A Review Of Crush Nightclub
By Jack Lepiarz

World War 2000's
By Marlene Thornton

2005: A Year That I Am Glad To See End
By Meri Ulrich

Happy New Year!
By Judy Ramsook

My 2006 Resolutions For Stupid People
By Patrick Hurley

Burning Questions For 2006
By Claxton Graham

My Favorite Picks For 2005
By Ken Hughes

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