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Feb. 2007 Archives:

Al Gore And His Mansion
By Nicholas Olson

Isaiah And Matthew Agreed That The World Is Flat
By Thomas Keyes

Miscellaneous In The News
By Edward Abraham

Biblical Ossuaries Keep Popping Up
By Thomas Keyes

Riviera Boat Show Soiree 2007!
By Michelle Malsbury

Al Gore’s Oscar, At What Price
By Ken Hughes

Sights And Sounds Of Nigeria
By Sunny Chris Okenwa

For The Love Of God
By Carol Jay Levy

The English Patient And The Democrats
By Mike Haran

Wireless Is Wunnerful
By Argile Stox

Excerpt From The Momma and Sonny Chronicles: Momma Needs Help!
By The Avenger

Rampant Egoism
By Jack Lepiarz

The Disheveled Soft Blonde Looking Through The Plexiglas At The Blue Water
By Brian Barbeito

APG II: Explosion In The Flower Shop
By Thomas Keyes

I Wonder
By Useless Person

Leftist-Islamist Alliance
By Craig Chamberlain

Saint Valentine, Love And Humanity
By Sunny Chris Okenwa

Running Rabbit
By Brian Barbeito

Electronic Records Era Crisis And Thoughts On Future Records
By Joseph Andrew Settanni

It Will Not Be A Good Day For The Many
By Skip Toomaloo

Consumer Debt And The Economy
By Edward Abraham

In Defense Of Michelle
By Useless Person

I Didn’t Read Tom Pain’s Latest Foolishness
By Thomas Keyes

Challenging Re-Enforcing White Supremacist Paradigms
By Dell Gines

Obama Captures Hollywood, Hillary Planning Her Counter Offensive
By Ken Hughes

The Jew-Hater Rears His Ugly Head
By Tom Pain

The Walking White Witch And The Cat
By Brian Barbeito

Golden Door For Iraq Veterans?
By Carol Jay Levy

Numbers And Proofs
By John L. Waters

The Coalition Of The Willing Is A Joke
By Thomas Keyes

Welcome To the Real World, Michelle
By Tom Pain

I Am Not Judy Lloyd
By Useless Person

Assuming Libs Get Their Way
By Ken Hughes

Stop The Killing, Stop Bush
By Michelle Malsbury

Iraq: Who Gains From Its Failure?
By Edward Abraham

U-K Oscar Nominations
By Steve Miller

US Senate: Blacks And Hispanics Underrepresented, Jews Overrepresented
By Thomas Keyes

Finally, After Three Years On U-K…
By Tom Pain

Vaclav Klaus – I Love This Guy!
By Michael John McCrae

How Much Money Is Enough?
By Nicholas Olson

Keyes "Is Pain A Conservative" Essay: My View
By Steve Miller

Barbeito Double-Shot: Strange Architecture and Trevor’s Troubles And Tanya’s Triumphs
By Brian Barbeito

What If Howard K. Stern Was Gay?
By Amanda Baker

Now Suddenly America Has "Allies"?
By Edward Abraham

Self-Pity Is Not A Dirty Word
By Carol Jay Levy

Musings Of A Software Junkie
By Argile Stox

Is Tom Pain Really A Conservative?
By Thomas Keyes

An Okefenokee Travelogue
By Mark Gelbart

Barbeito Double-Shot: Clouds and Cool and Crisp
By Brian Barbeito

Lewis/Dayton Boxing Match: My Advice For Dayton
By Useless Person

From One Aquarian To Another: Advice From The Avenger To Tom Pain
By The Avenger

A Pair From Lonewolf
By Stephen Lonewolf Makama

Democrats Aren’t That Smart
By Ken Hughes

Barbeito Double-Shot: Phenomenology and Shadows
By Brian Barbeito

Letter To My Beloved
By Jenny Joy Yano

It Ain't My Cornflakes Being Tinkled On Now
By Useless Person

Does Congress Even Read the Constitution?
By Craig Chamberlain

Barbeito Double-Shot: Many Hands… and Matriarch
By Brian Barbeito

Beware Orbitz And Other Online Travel Agencies
By Thomas Keyes

Roe v Wade, The Facts
By Ken Hughes

Steve Dayton: "If You Can’t Beat ‘Em, Beat ‘Em"
By Tom Pain

Tom Pain's Illustrious Employment History
By Steve Miller

Roe vs. Wade
By Michelle Malsbury

The Dog is One Cool Cat!
By Brian Barbeito

I Almost Got Caught In Somebody’s Phishing Net
By Thomas Keyes

Or The Breeze From The Tide
By Brian Barbeito

U-K Prizefights III: Tom Pain Vs Judy Self
By Steve Miller

Coyote And The Dead
By Brian Barbeito

U-K Prizefights II: Lonewolf Makama vs. Twinkletoes Tom
By Steve Miller

Mommy, Has Daddy Been Canned Again Or Is He On Another Toot?
By Thomas Keyes

U-K Prizefight: Tom "Sybil" Pain Vs. Steve "Darkstar" Dayton
By Steve Miller

Integrating ERM, RIRM, ECM, and Email Management Practices
By Joseph Andrew Settanni

Cyber Cafés In Latin America
By Thomas Keyes

America A Nation On Meds
By Ken Hughes

The Cake, The Baker, and The Mystery Man
By Calvin Dean Workman

In Praise Of Tom Pain
By Steve Miller

Thomas Keyes Proves Himself to be Exactly as I Described
By Tom Pain

Boycott Bill O'Reilly, Fox News
By Mark Gelbart

Tom Pain, Tactless And Factless
By Thomas Keyes

Thomas Keyes Schools Mr. Pain
By Steve Miller

Is It Time to Put Up or Shut Up? Can We?
By Edward Abraham

Compare Me To Thomas Keyes
By Tom Pain

Tom Pain’s Grammatical Lapses
By Thomas Keyes

What The Wizard Of Oz Will Give Certain U-K Regulars
By Steve Miller

My Psychic Predictions For Iran
By Brian E. Scott, Sr.

I’m Not Anna Nicole’s Babies Father, Are You?
By Ken Hughes

January 30th
By Kristy Robinett

Jesus Just Didn’t Get It When It Came To Charity
By Thomas Keyes

The Truth About Tax Cuts - Part II
By Edward Abraham

Why???
By Meri Ulrich

Country Gentleman Proffers Advice To Edward Abraham
By Steve Miller

Eabra Can't Handle The Truth About Tax Cuts
By Steve Dayton

The Truth About Tax Cuts
By Edward Abraham

Poem About U-K Regulars
By Steve Miller

Douglas Feith's Machinations Unveiled
By Thomas Keyes

Closing The Door On Innovation
By Nicholas Olson

Faith, Hope And Love May Be Good, But Money Is The Greatest!
By Thomas Keyes

Why Do We Care?
By Diane Shepardson

Tales Of Four Children
By Michael John McCrae

Congress Doesn't Care About the Law
By Craig Chamberlain

Idiocracy: A Work Of Non-Fiction?
By Nicholas Olson

Two-Views Of Hillary, Iraq, And More
By Ken Hughes and Michelle Malsbury

Putin: The Scared-y-Cat Pouts Out His Points
By Michael John McCrae

Hillary Clinton Goes To The ATM
By Thomas Keyes

This Site Is Even Stranger Than I Thought
By Judy Self

Reasons Why I Love Useless-Knowledge Magazine
By Steve Miller

Suffering For Jesus
By Skip Toomaloo

Anna Nicole Smith: Why The Fascination?
By Meri Ulrich

My 100th Useless Article: The Most Incredible Event In History
By Steve Dayton

A Letter To Jon Stewart
By Jack Lepiarz

Who Cleans Up After The (Media) Circus
By Tracey Stevens

Foreigners Need American-Style Business Methods
By Thomas Keyes

Fluoridation Fails To Reduce Tooth Decay
By Sally Stride

Tom Pain Has A New Alias: Judy Self
By Molly Mason

One Last Open Letter To Ron Lewis/Tom Pain/Judy
By Jim Montoya

Note To Self
By Ken Hughes

A Few More Words About Marty
By Thomas Keyes

US Troops Need Less Technology
By Mike Haran

Double-Shot Of Montoya
By Jim Montoya

The Mental State Of The State Of Washington.s Queers Is Very Queer!
By Michael John McCrae

How Stereotypes Are Made
By Carol Jay Levy

Enjoy Youth While It Lasts
By Jack Lepiarz

First Santa Monica, Then The World
By Thomas Keyes

This Is A Strange Web Site
By Judy Self

Has "Big Brother" Dropped The Ball?
By Meri Ulrich

The Avenger Responds to Your Private Messages
By The Avenger

Three From Lonewolf
By Stephen Lonewolf Makama

Four From Montoya
By Jim Montoya

Democrats Lie . Who Woulda Thunk It?
By Tom Pain

Tom Pain/Ron Lewis Visits His Shrink: Part IV
By Jim Montoya

It Is My Hope
By Judy Lloyd

Give Me a Sign Here, Dear Creator
By Jack Lepiarz

The Astronaut And The Diaper
By Meri Ulrich

Keeping Track Of What.s What In Spanish
By Thomas Keyes

Open Letter To Tom Pain/Ron Lewis
By Jim Montoya

What The Hell's Wrong With You People?
By Ronald Meeks

Tom Pain Visits The Shrink: Part III
By Jim Montoya

Judy Is Not Molly
By Judy Lloyd

Amazing Gall
By Thomas Keyes

The Sad Saga Of Tom Pain/Ron Lewis
By Jim Montoya

Kneeland Youngblood . Victim of Racism?
By Tom Pain

Tom Pain Visits The Shrink: Part II
By Jim Montoya

Fall From Grace
By Meri Ulrich

Electronic Postcard From Argentina, Paper Upon Request
By Thomas Keyes

Over Eating and Religion
By Mike Haran

Biggest Mysteries Of Useless Knowledge
By Jim Montoya

Differences between Public and Private Records Management
By Joseph Andrew Settanni

John Milton.s .Paradise Lost.
By Thomas Keyes

Another Cross Bites The Dust?
By Michael John McCrae

Orthodoxy Is Not Idolatry
By Joseph Andrew Settanni

Mr. Stelly What.s Your Problem
By Ken Hughes

Freidrich Gerstacker, Scribe Of Early American Wilderness
By Mark Gelbart

The Dreaded Day Is Upon Us!!
By Meri Ulrich

Was Jesus A Flat-Earther?
By Thomas Keyes

UFO Boy and the Holy Avenger Expose Sybill
By Jim Montoya

Ken Hughes Just Won.t Leave well Enough Alone
By Timothy N. Stelly, Sr.

Education No Guard Against Stupidity
By Mike Haran

Is Global Warmingism A Cult?
By Guy Arthur Thomas

Getting Published
By Brian E. Scott, Sr.

Global Warming And The Death Of Earth
By Michael John McCrae

Is Homosexuality Wholesome? Part V
By Thomas Keyes

Goodbye Mr. Stelly, (Maybe...)
By Ken Hughes

The UFO Boy and the Avenger Have Crushed Ron Lewis
By Jim Montoya

300th Article: My Ride Into The Sunset, And A Word To Our Resident Critic
By Timothy N. Stelly, Sr.

Everything Sucks? It Must Be February!
By Jack Lepiarz

The Leak Investigation Is Nearly Four Years Old
By Thomas Keyes

The Problem With Christianity And Islam
By Sunny Chris Okenwa

Charles Darwin Did Not Discover Evolution
By James David

Regime Change in Tehran is Key to Peace in Baghdad
By Craig Chamberlain

Ron Lewis Visits A Shrink
By Jim Montoya

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