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Dec. 2005 Archives:

NFL Week 17 Playoff Analysis
By Claxton Graham

Enemy Propaganda Is Permitted While Counter Words Are Investigated
By Michael John McCrae

Problems With The Patriot Act
By Jack Lepiarz

Military Withdrawal: Is It A Ploy
By Stan Grimes

Natalee Holloway Goes Back In Time
By Dayo Gould

Christian Lawmakers And Other Things
By Michael John McCrae

Iraqi Election Results Fuel Anger And Frustration
By Jack Lepiarz

Dungy, Dover, And Deities
By David Gleeson

It's Official - Custer Died Yellow
By Stephen Lonewolf Makama

The Many Fronts In The War Against Terrorism
By Michael John McCrae

The Assault On American Traditions
By Ken Hughes

The World's Worst Painters
By Thomas Keyes

Christ Is Indeed Alive - 1 Corinthians 15: 20-28
By Skip Toomaloo

Michael John McCrae KNOWS Evolution
By Frederick Smith

Do We Really NEED Another Species Of Fruit Fly?
By Steve Dayton

My 100th Article: Happy New Year, Everyone!
By Jack Lepiarz

Open Letter To Bad Drivers
By Brian Barbeito

Some Of My Favorite Paintings
By Thomas Keyes

Everything Has A Summit
By Skip Toomaloo

Christians (Evangelicals, Mormons, Amish) And Extinction Level "Dooms-Day" Events
By Frederick Smith

Quoting Silly People
By Michael John McCrae

Is A Bird In The Hand Worth Two In The Bush?
By Jack Lepiarz

Capote's Ghost
By Brian Barbeito

How Has 2005 Benefited Useless Knowledge...?
By Ken Hughes

PublishAmerica Has Stepped Over The Line
By Argile Stox

Custer And Courage
By Brooks A. Mick, M.D.

Why Do Christians Bother?
By Samuel Sandbaugh

What's My Age Again?
By Jack Lepiarz

No - Evolutionists MUST GIVE UP Their Nonsensical Assertion That There Is No God
By Michael John McCrae

Hillary Clinton - Where Are The Government Leaks When You Need Them?
By Tom Pain

The Prophet Elisha Destroyed $130,000,000 Worth Of Little Children
By Thomas Keyes

2005: Tragedies, Hope, And Remembering Tibet's Cry
By Michael Chacko Daniels

Train A Child - The Dover Area School Way
By Stephen Lonewolf Makama

Happy Little Things
By Frederick Smith

Faith That Moves Anything
By Skip Toomaloo

Movie Review: "The Producers"
By Jack Lepiarz

What Is Wrong With You, Tom Clancy?
By Stephen Lonewolf Makama

There Is No Faith That Is Able To Move Mountains
By Thomas Keyes

Filling In The Fossil Record With Transitional Species
By Mark Gelbart

My Wishes For 2006
By Nicholas Olson

Did Anyone Check The Back Of Monica's Dress?
By Tom Pain

Better Customer Service For The New Year
By Judy Ramsook

Is It God, Or Is It Man…….?
By Ken Hughes

Resolutions Are A Complete Waste Of Time
By Argile Stox

The Direction Cosine Matrix: Part 2
By Thomas Keyes

Intelligent Design Or Just What God Wanted?
By Samuel Sandbaugh

Inside The Mind Of A Terrorist
By Stephen Lonewolf Makama

A Chinese General Briefs His Minions
By Michael John McCrae

Where Is Your Faith? - 1 Corinthians 15: 12-19
By Skip Toomaloo

Predictions For 2006
By Craig Chamberlain

Skull And Bones
By Michelle Malsbury

Constantine And Helena Provided Hardware And Software For Christianity
By Thomas Keyes

A Different Approach To The Holiday Season
By Bonijean Isaacs

White Bread Might Taste Better But...
By Judy Ramsook

A Teen's Perspective On The Internet And Modern Technology
By Jack Lepiarz

That Which Is More Important Than Christmas - 1 Corinthians Chapter 15
By Skip Toomaloo

Is Tracey Stevens Mentally Competent?
By Thomas Keyes

A Message For The Holidays
By Meri Ulrich

I Am Grateful To Be Alive To Enjoy Christmas
By Argile Stox

The Direction Cosine Matrix: Part 1
By Thomas Keyes

Bush And His Wiretaps: What Happened To The Bill Of Rights?
By Michelle Malsbury

The Working Man Has No Chance In Retail Chain America
By Bob D Caterino

Oh Good Ol’ Days - Military Days
By Stephen Lonewolf Makama

Stocking Stuffers
By Dwayne Hines

Johnny Damon Becomes New Yankee Centerfielder
By Jack Lepiarz

The Case Of Reasonable v Unreasonable
By Brooks A. Mick, M.D.

Is It Time For A Third Party?
By Stan Grimes

Magnetic Permeability: Part 3
By Thomas Keyes

A World Of American Lunacy
By Michael John McCrae

Defending The Bible
By Tracey Stevens

Transit Strike Leaves New Yorkers In The Cold
By Jack Lepiarz

The Giving Heart
By Bob D Caterino

A Christmas Message From Who Knows Who To We Know Who
By Ken Hughes

One Way Of Staying Thin
By Judy Ramsook

The War Against Terrorism - Worms In The Woodwork
By Michael John McCrae

Celebrating One's Heritage And History
By Jack Lepiarz

How The UN Can Bring Peace To Sri Lanka
By Ravindra Wickremasinghe

Traitors To Reason
By Terry McClain

Just Don't Call Me 'Northerner'
By Stephen Lonewolf Makama

Abracadabra, Tracey Stevens Pulls Jesus Out Of A Search Engine!
By Thomas Keyes

A Flat Tire
By Argile Stox

Paul Was An Apostle
By Skip Toomaloo

Just When We Think They Can't They Do
By Ken Hughes

The Will Of The People
By Nicholas Olson

As 2005 Draws To A Close
By Tracey Stevens

Get Off It Already
By Michael John McCrae

Disaster Relief And Recovery
By Michelle Malsbury

Reminiscence Of Ronald Reagan And Bed Time For Brozo
By Bonijean Isaacs

Judge Bars Intelligent Design From Classrooms
By Jack Lepiarz

St. Paul: Missionary Or Mountebank?
By Thomas Keyes

The Patriot Act Needs To Be Renewed And Other Observations
By Craig Chamberlain

Natalee Holloway Is Still Dead
By Patrick Hurley

The Futures Of Joran, Deepak And Satish Just Might Have Toyota Tundras In Them
By Dayo Gould

Enjoy Yourself, But Be Careful Out There
By Judy Ramsook

I'm Goin' To College
By Jack Lepiarz

My "Cap Fight" With Billy Myers
By Timothy N. Stelly, Sr.

Magnetic Permeability: Part 2
By Thomas Keyes

It Is Right To Mourn Death
By Michael John McCrae

Liars And Liars Who Lie About Lying
By Brooks A. Mick, M.D.

2005 Has Been A Good Year For President Bush
By Ken Hughes

George W. Bush: Three Days, Four Lies
By Jack Lepiarz

Driving Is Liberating
By Judy Ramsook

Matching Behaviour In Group Home Work
By Brian Barbeito

2005: Not President Bush's Best Year
By Johan Peters

Yin And Yang
By Stan Grimes

How To Choose A Movie
By Brooks A. Mick, M.D.

Dennis Siluk Counterfeits Self-Laudatory Book Reviews
By Thomas Keyes

Honeymoon Bride Shares Fault
By Allen Robinski

NFL Week 16 Playoff Analysis
By Claxton Graham

Feng Shui Anyone?
By Judy Ramsook

The Real Meaning Of Christmas
By Juana Espiritu

Factcheck.org Is A Great Web Site
By Tom Pain

Overlooking Obvious Clues
By Skip Toomaloo

Magnetic Permeability: Part 1
By Thomas Keyes

Mexico Compares US Border Policy To Berlin Wall
By Jack Lepiarz

I Had A Heart Attack [Part 3]
By Argile Stox

American Dreamcatcher
By Bonijean Isaacs

USS Democrat [aka Titanic] Hits A Busherg
By Ken Hughes

George H.W. Bush - Shaking The Hand Of The Man Who Is The Daddy Of "The Man"
By Michael John McCrae

The Second Annual Claxton Awards
By Claxton Graham

Making Love And War
By Stan Grimes

Spencer Bachus Is Back In The Natalee Holloway Case Picture Again
By Dayo Gould

The Silencing Of Black Athletes
By Timothy N. Stelly, Sr.

Murphy's Laws Of Performing
By Jack Lepiarz

I Prize My Freedom From Official Religious Affirmation
By William A. Hurt

Comparing Christmas In Hawaii And Egypt
By Thomas Keyes

Medium, Well Done Or Rare?
By Judy Ramsook

Freedom From Religion
By Nicholas Olson

Selective Forgetting Will Destroy America
By Michael John McCrae

I Had A Heart Attack [Part 2]
By Argile Stox

Redistricting - An Unnecessary Racial Fight
By Tom Pain

News From The Illness Front
By Kaycee Nilson

Freedom "Of" Or "From" Religion?
By Eliza Lynn Taylor

The Seemingly Impossible Mission: Making Original Films
By Timothy N. Stelly, Sr.

How I Took Over The School
By Jack Lepiarz

The Philadelphia Eagles - A Two Person Team?
By Michael John McCrae

The Coulomb Force And Permittivity
By Thomas Keyes

Where I Stand On Christmas
By John L. Waters

30,000 Dead Iraqis
By Nicholas Olson

I Had A Heart Attack
By Argile Stox

The BIGGER They Are; The Harder They FALL!
By Patrick Hurley

What Will Liberals Say About Iraq Now?
By Ken Hughes

Four Scoops Of Useless Knowledge
By Claxton Graham

The Natalee Holloway Case: It Ain't Over 'Til It's Over!
By Dayo Gould

On Film Stars Claire Trevor, Eleanor Parker And John Huston
By Timothy N. Stelly, Sr.

What Makes A Decent Movie?
By Jack Lepiarz

At Last, A Defender Stands Up
By Tom Pain

If Only Siluk Could Write Like Juana Espíritu!
By Thomas Keyes

God - The Holy Spirit
By Skip Toomaloo

More Religious Humor - Will You Squirm When You Are Pecked?
By Frederick Smith

I Get Knocked Down, But I Get Up Again, And You're Never Gonna Keep Me Down
By Guy Arthur Thomas

Satellite Radio Or Free Radio, Your Choice
By Judy Ramsook

The 15 Biggest Sports Flops Since 1970
By Timothy N. Stelly, Sr.

My Top Two Picks For 2008
By Jack Lepiarz

Equating Units Of Work And Kinetic Energy
By Thomas Keyes

Just Some Stuff
By Michael John McCrae

Our Society Has Dramatically Changed
By Patrick Hurley

Jail House Walk
By Dwayne Hines II

My Nominees For Nobel Prizes
By Ken Hughes

A Funny Look At Creation, And Misunderstanding Thermodynamics
By Frederick Smith

A Crash Course In High School Development
By Jack Lepiarz

PubliSHAMErica: The Middle Of Their Name Spells SHAME
By Timothy N. Stelly, Sr.

I'm Off To Do More Demonic Deeds [Mining The Pit Of Postings For More Of The Same]
By Dayo Gould

What Are Exponential Growth And Decay?
By Thomas Keyes

Cursed Are The Soi-Disant Peacemakers For They Produce Violence
By Brooks A. Mick, M.D.

Making A Difference
By Judy Ramsook

Resentment And Envy Over A Title
By Juana Espíritu R.

1st And 2nd Law Of Thermodynmics As Applies To Information
By Tracey Stevens

The Truth About Intelligent Design
By Nicholas Olson

Tookie Williams Was Put To Death...TWICE!
By Patrick Hurley

Stanley "Tookie" Williams - Allowing Law Its Proper Effect
By Samuel Sandbaugh

There's Hope For The World
By Tom Pain

Governors Say No Redemption For Tookie Williams Or Karla Faye Tucker
By Bonijean Isaacs

The Pros And Woes Of Doing Business With PublishAmerica
By Timothy N. Stelly, Sr.

NFL Week 15 Playoff Analysis
By Claxton Graham

Celebrating The Holidays As A Family
By Jack Lepiarz

Finding A Decent Astrologer When You Need One
By Thomas Keyes

Dayo Gould's Veiled Threat!
By Patrick Hurley

Peacemakers
By Michelle Malsbury

Muhammad Ali: You Won't Be Missed!
By Guy Arthur Thomas

The Origin Of Christmas
By Keith Cantrell

Couch Potatoes And Couch Tomatoes
By Brooks A. Mick, M.D.

Tookie Williams Got The Punishment He Deserved
By Craig Chamberlain

Judges Of Publishing
By Stan Grimes

Natalee Holloway Articles Far Beyond The Pale
By Dayo Gould

Research Has Shown That Cockroaches Will Survive A Nuclear War
By Tom Pain

The Best That UK Has To Offer
By Frederick Smith

U-K Upgrade Proposal Is Ready For Comments
By The Upgrade Group Members

Fun With Anagrams (And Apologies To Ken Hughes)
By David Gleeson

Hot, Not Or Shot: Celebrity Ratings Day
By Guy Arthur Thomas

Between A Tempest And A Hard Place: My Feud With PublishAmerica (Part One)
By Timothy N. Stelly, Sr.

Grimes, Stelly, Hughes, Barbeito And Isaacs Are Sycophants
By Thomas Keyes

Another Memory Captured On Film
By Kaycee Nilson

Cockroach Of The Year
By Dennis L. Siluk

Getting Married? Don't Forget The Prenup
By Judy Ramsook

Indwelt Spirit? Or Just A Bunch Of Scotsmen?
By William A. Hurt

Picture Koan Method
By Brian Barbeito

Why The Natalee Holloway Mystery Is Not Solved!
By Patrick Hurley

Fairness In Wellness
By Stan Grimes

Believing Other Things
By Skip Toomaloo

Manipulating Units Of Volume And Weight
By Thomas Keyes

Holiday Blues And The Law
By Bonijean Isaacs

Butterfly Tattoo
By Brian Barbeito

Stanley "Tookie" Williams - Sympathy For The Devil?
By Samuel Sandbaugh

Do We Really Need New Stuff?
By Mark Gelbart

A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Forum
By Neil Levine

If You Don't Like What I Write, Do Not Read It
By Kaycee Nilson

Would You Publish This Gibberish?
By Tom Pain

Go With Gods Blessing Richard Pryor
By Ken Hughes

Richard Pryor - Another Sad Farewell
By Michael John McCrae

In Memory Of Richard Pryor
By Timothy N. Stelly, Sr.

Bye To Richard Prior
By Bob D Caterino

Who Or What Is The Truth About Creation?
By Ken Hughes

Natalee Holloway Pushes The Envelope
By Dayo Gould

Ahmadinejad The Idiot Speaks From MECCA
By Michael John McCrae

On Film Noir Legends Peter Lorre And Joan Crawford
By Timothy N. Stelly, Sr.

Smut For Smut "Outrage"
By Frederick Smith

My First Year In South America
By Thomas Keyes

The Backwards Girl
By Brian Barbeito

Let's Make A MOVIE!
By Patrick Hurley

Guestbook? Why Bother
By Judy Ramsook

New Orleans And Katrina Is No Satire
By Allen Robinski

Dear Merlin, I Love You!!
By Kaycee Nilson

The FBI Katrina Investigations - Internal Review Of City Government
By Michael John McCrae

Tracey Puts Theory Of Evolution In Doubt
By Frederick Smith

Noir's Ultimate Twosome: Bogie And Bacall
By Timothy N. Stelly, Sr.

What Are Astronomical Units, Light-Years, Parsecs And Megaparsecs?
By Thomas Keyes

Writer Woman And Her Garden Salad Death
By Brian Barbeito

Just A Few Notes
By Skip Toomaloo

The First Snow Day Of The Season
By Jack Lepiarz

A Two Week Stay In Haiti
By Dennis L. Siluk

Are We Waging War Against Aliens?
By Craig Chamberlain

Take A Photo With Jesus At The Mall
By Judy Ramsook

Exchanging Bibles
By Ken Hughes

To Cure What Is Making Your Computer Act Sluggish
By Argile Stox

Bush Supports Terrorism, Republicans In Cahoots With KKK
By Frederick Smith

What Is Your Greatest Fear?
By Victoria M. Santos

Maybe Evolution Can Evolve A Really Sound Theory
By Tracey Stevens

What's In A (Black) Name?
By Timothy N. Stelly, Sr.

Gnosis
By Brian Barbeito

How Much Sunshine Does It Take To Make A Pound Of Bread?
By Thomas Keyes

Mistletoes And Stockings Full Of Coal Or Chocolate Chip Cookies
By Bonijean Isaacs

DaiShin And Melissa WolfHawk - A Re-Examination
By Michael John McCrae

The ME DAY!
By Kaycee Nilson

Democrats And Terrorists Have Found The Secret To Victory
By Brooks A. Mick, M.D.

An Interview With Saddam Hussein
By Stan Grimes

Tom Delay And Corporate Donations
By Tom Pain

Paul Knew Nothing But Jesus
By Skip Toomaloo

Natalee Holloway Lends Her Name To Georgia
By Dayo Gould

One Year At UK
By Jack Lepiarz

Saddam Hussien Wins Again
By Allen Robinski

A Letter: It's A Nice Xmas Gift
By Dennis L. Siluk

Natalee Holloway Theories: LAUGHABLE!
By Patrick Hurley

My Friend, Peter Standingcloud
By Kaycee Nilson

Volunteering To Fight Is Quite Common
By Dan Shanefield

Ford Gives In To Extremists
By William A. Hurt

Frankly Speaking: The UK Yahoo Group Is Not Anonymous
By Zappa U. Frankly

Happy Freaking Christmas ($Cha Ching, Cha Ching$)
By Bob D Caterino

Narcissistic Humanists?
By Frederick Smith

Understanding The Inner Meaning Of Two New Novels
By Mark Gelbart

Useless Knowledge Columnist[S] Of The Year
By Ken Hughes

Dennis Siluk Wins Gold Cup!
By Brian Barbeito

Saddam Hussein - Clowns On Trial
By Michael John McCrae

Why We Write And Fight At Useless Knowledge
By Timothy N. Stelly, Sr.

The Wagons Are Circled In The Natalee Holloway Case
By Dayo Gould

How I Became An Avid Video Game Player
By Judy Ramsook

NFL Week 14 Playoff Analysis
By Claxton Graham

Toomaloo Tries To Rationalize Away St. Paul's Omissions
By Thomas Keyes

Whatever Shall I Write?
By Kaycee Nilson

A Constitutional Republic With Democratic Representation (Not A Christian Nation)
By Guy Arthur Thomas

Fundraiser For Tom DeLay Spearheaded By Dick Cheney?
By Michelle Malsbury

The Ten Commandments Are NOT Overrated!
By Patrick Hurley

Holiday Traditions - Wisdom Of Separation Of Church And State
By Bonijean Isaacs

The 10 Commandments: Overrated
By Jack Lepiarz

Dennis Siluk And Anne Sullivan: Miracle Workers
By Tom Pain

This Is The Last Time I Will Rebut Any Article
By Ken Hughes

Units Of Force, Weight, Energy, Work And Power
By Thomas Keyes

Writers And Pen Names
By Kaycee Nilson

Big Ups To Mr. Siluk
By Timothy N. Stelly, Sr.

UK Columnist Of The Year, Dennis Siluk Is Pumpkin Soup For The Soul
By Bonijean Isaacs

Humanity Is Now Evolution In Reverse
By William A. Hurt

Natalee Holloway And Aruban Injustice
By Dayo Gould

Thanks To The Voters And The Readers
By Judy Ramsook

Congratulations To Dennis Siluk
By Stan Grimes

Evil Guy Writes In His Diary
By Michael John McCrae

What? Peace And A Booming Economy In Iraq?
By Tom Pain

Muhrie Christmas, Ken Hughes
By Frederick Smith

Is Procrastination A Better Way To Achieve Laziness?
By Judy Ramsook

Dennis L. Siluk Is Columnist Of The Year
By The Editor

Don't Be Forgetting Who Luke (Paul's Disciple) Is
By Skip Toomaloo

Is Human Evolution Over?
By Jack Lepiarz

Merry Christmas Skip Toomaloo
By Ken Hughes

Atheism Has Not Failed; It's Booming
By Thomas Keyes

Democrats Love A Dictator
By Craig Chamberlain

Dolphins Vs. Bills
By Michelle Malsbury

A Real Guy's Smorgasbord [Chapter 1]
By Guy Arthur Thomas

Status Of The U-K Upgrade Discussions [Part 2]
By The Upgrade Group Members

Advice For UK Upgrade: Make Haste Slowly And Don't Mess With Success!
By Ken Hughes

I'm Back (Did Y'all Miss Me?)
By Claxton Graham

Hamza Rabia - Building The Better Mouse Trap Against Terrorism
By Michael John McCrae

Evolution Explains A Lot, But It Doesn't Explain Noam Chomsky
By Tom Pain

What Do I See In The Mirror
By Kaycee Nilson

Inside The Gary Steel Works
By Thomas Keyes

Judging A Book By It's Cover (We All Do It)
By Judy Ramsook

Both Liberals And Conservatives Are Liars
By Timothy N. Stelly, Sr.

Marry Christmas Fredrick Smith
By Ken Hughes

Christmas And The Home Shopping Network [John 2: 13-16]
By Skip Toomaloo

"Crush" Sets Sites On Giving Teens Their Own Nightclub
By Jack Lepiarz

A Pre-Epiphany Gesture Of Goodwill [An Olive Branch]
By Dayo Gould

A Holiday Insult For [And From] Ken Hughes
By Frederick Smith

No Jonathan! Don't Go!
By Kaycee Nilson

What's In A Name?
By Stan Grimes

Questions Christians Cannot Answer Satisfactorily
By Thomas Keyes

George W. Bush The Republican Version Of Jimmy Carter [Ronald Reagan We Miss You!]
By Guy Arthur Thomas

Forget Aruba, Boycott Iraq
By Allen Robinski

Living In A World Of Brotherly Hate
By Ken Hughes

The Will Of War
By Dennis L. Siluk

What Do Babies Dream Of?
By Kaycee Nilson

The Intolerance Of Christians And Christmas
By T411 Sh

I Have Tolerated
By Dayo Gould

All Christmas Trees Must Be Taken Down!
By Frederick Smith

Getting A Dollar Amount On The Exodus
By Thomas Keyes

An Open Letter To My Fellow Writers
By Patrick Hurley

There He Goes Again...
By Timothy N. Stelly, Sr.

On Being A Twin
By Guy Arthur Thomas

Got Allergies And Asthma? Try Leaving Your Bed Unmade
By Judy Ramsook

A Message For The Christian - Is Money Your Love??
By Dell Gines

Changing The Family Wall
By Kaycee Nilson

Is There A War On Christmas?
By Craig Chamberlain

Quitting In The Face Of Terrorism Is Not An Option
By Michael John McCrae

For God Sakes
By Bob D Caterino

Are We A Tolerant People?
By Meri Ulrich

Natalee Holloway Was "Normal"
By Dayo Gould

The Next Wife
By RD Larson

Solar Energy Is The Answer
By Thomas Keyes

What Makes A Team Sports "Dynasty"?
By Timothy N. Stelly, Sr.

Intelligence Starvation
By Brooks A. Mick, M.D.

Is Walter Williams The Only One With Bad Facts?
By Tom Pain

Even Being Beautiful Has Its Moments
By Judy Ramsook

Update On Natalee Holloway
By Meri Ulrich

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