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Aug. 2006 Archives:

Patrick Hurley's 2006 College Football Champion!
By Patrick Hurley

Seasons: Disequilibrium (Part 1)
By Gerald Walker

Me Noo Speakada Engless
By Bob D. Caterino

We Fled To Vunu Vunu: Part 2
By Thomas Keyes

Signs The World Is About To END!
By Patrick Hurley

Reports Of Schwarzenegger's Demise Now Seem Exaggerated
By Timothy N. Stelly, Sr.

Creationism, Evolution And The Future Of Humanity
By Keith Cantrell

John 3:16 - A Cat Parable, And Other Tidbits
By Fred Smith

Islam Is Not The San Francisco '49ers
By Thomas Keyes

What Is Behind The Anti Wal-Mart Crusade?
By Craig Chamberlain

Spike Lee's "When The Levees Broke" Is A Stunning Dose Of Reality
By Timothy N. Stelly, Sr.

Psychotropic Plants
By Dr. Brooks A. Mick

More Voodoo Economics
By Edward Abraham

Are There Any Slums In The United States?
By Thomas Keyes

The Benefits Of Greek And Latin Literature
By Mike Haran

The Colors Of Female Cancers
By Kaycee Nilson

Anti-Flatulence Pads: They Laughed ...But When They Tried It...!
By Frank Morosky

Kismet - Strangers In Paradise
By Lin Lin

Secular Humanism: A Social Scourge??
By John L. Waters

Santa Claus And The Myth Of God
By Keith Cantrell

John Mark Karr Is INNOCENT!
By Patrick Hurley

South American Drivers Don't Yield The Right Of Way
By Thomas Keyes

Fighting Like Mad Against Our Own Side
By Mike Haran

Quarterbacks And Presidents
By Dr. Brooks A. Mick

I'm Like A Bad Penny
By Kaycee Nilson

Is John Mark Karr A Murderer?
By Patrick Hurley

Repeal The Fifth Amendment
By Thomas Keyes

Bummed
By Joy Taylor

Modern Living And Childish Tantrums
By Mike Haran

Marco Polo Probably Never Went To China
By Mark Gelbart

My Poor Neighbor Lady In Beijing, China
By Thomas Keyes

Behold Fred Smith, The Verbal Stunt Man And Proofless Pretzelitizer
By John L. Waters

Is The JonBenet Murder Confession True - An Astrologer's Viewpoint
By Bonijean Isaacs

Robin Holloway: Natalee's Step Angel!
By Patrick Hurley

I'm Blushing
By Tom Pain

Were The Attacks On Lebanon And Gaza Planned?
By Thomas Keyes

An Imperfect Design In An Imperfect Universe
By Keith Cantrell

A Strange Week
By Meri Ulrich

Pluto Is Now The Mini Me Dwarf Planet
By Bonijean Isaacs

A New Verb, To "Darfurize"
By Dan Shanefield

I Have A Bad Case Of PublishAmericaitis
By Argile Stox

Tom Pain: A Study In Arrogance, Bluster And Vulgarity
By Thomas Keyes

On Giving Versus Receiving
By T. Franks

Jesus Isn't The Only Way
By T411 Sh

The Lack Of Knowledge In The Bible
By Keith Cantrell

We Fled To Vunu Vunu: Part I
By Thomas Keyes

In Pursuit Of A Perfect Job
By Kristy Schiller

The Poetry Of Robert Frost And Its Significance To The War On Terror
By Dr. Brooks A. Mick

The Clock Is Ticking On Iran
By Craig Chamberlain

Israel's Folly
By Matthew Bastian

Maid Marion Needs A REALITY Check!
By Patrick Hurley

The Project For A New American Century
By Timothy N. Stelly, Sr.

Why Did George W. Bush Refuse To Call For The Cease-Fire Earlier?
By Thomas Keyes

Have You Really Loved?
By Lin Lin

Global Warming Bites The Dust
By Dr. Brooks A. Mick

The Problem With The Resurrection
By Keith Cantrell

Chagos Islands And New Orleans Katrina Victims
By E. Joyce Moore

American Heritage Dictionary Blunders
By Thomas Keyes

What's In The News
By Timothy N. Stelly, Sr.

Darrell Martinie The Cosmic Muffin Takes His Place Among The Stars
By Bonijean Isaacs

Setting A Precedent
By Michael John McCrae

The Media Versus The Internet
By Meri Ulrich

Salvation
By Skip Toomaloo

Our Resident Neo-Amish Representative: John Waters
By Fred Smith

My Irish Catholic Relatives
By Thomas Keyes

China - Peace-Loving - Oh - Okay Then
By Michael John McCrae

Reflections On Dawn Staley, Art Monk, Fantasia Barrino And James A. Van Allen
By Claxton Graham

On Heroes And Diversity
By T. Franks

Paraguay's Poor Waifs
By Thomas Keyes

A New American Vision
By Nicholas Olson

Tact? - Maybe One Of These Days
By Michael John McCrae

Oprah, Magic Johnson & Other Igbo Americans
By Rudolf Ogoo Okonkwo

Rosie Ruiz Confesses To Killing Jon Benet Ramsey
By Patrick Hurley

McCrae Fails His Mathematics Test
By Thomas Keyes

Santa, Jesus, And Fostering More Creativity In Research
By John L. Waters

The Invention Of Satan
By Keith Cantrell

Bush-Hatred Is Dangerous--To America
By Dr. Brooks A. Mick

From The Chinese General's Latest "Classified" Briefing
By Michael John McCrae

Keep Your Church Off My Government
By Nicholas Olson

Why Can't Osama Bin Laden Do Community Service?
By Patrick Hurley

... And The Lawyers Strike Back
By Pam

Mark Gelbart's Arrant Lies And Unfounded Allegations
By Thomas Keyes

A Mathematical "Roots" Review
By Michael John McCrae

Healthy Boyfriend-Girlfriend Relationship
By Cherry Angel Tuscano-Costales

The Consensus Of Scientists
By Dr. Brooks A. Mick

A Day At DITSYLAND!
By Patrick Hurley

Galileo And The Pursuit Of Happiness
By Keith Cantrell

Is George W. Bush A Punk?
By Thomas Keyes

Another "Unconfirmed" "Classified" Report - Reported
By Michael John McCrae

The Best Of Thomas Keyes
By Mark Gelbart

It's Because Hezbollah Loves Elevator Music
By Stephen Lonewolf Makama

Wasup Wit Dat?
By Bob D. Caterino

The New Faith: Transhumanism
By John L. Waters

Tracey Stevens' Stylistic And Grammatical Blunders
By Thomas Keyes

Anti-Semitism And The Islamic Wars
By Keith Cantrell

Victory Is The Only Choice
By Craig Chamberlain

The Word Of Christ
By Skip Toomaloo

How To Reduce Your Waistline
By Thomas Keyes

Growing Up CATHOLIC!
By Patrick Hurley

Moderating The Clash Of Cultures And Individuals
By John L. Waters

Don't Blame Modern Culture On Minorities
By Mike Haran

Is Osama Bin Laden In Paraguay?
By Thomas Keyes

Atheism On The "Religion" Page - Speaking Of Convolution
By Michael John McCrae

Fidel And Cuba
By Michelle Malsbury

2006 NFL Season Preview, Part IV
By Claxton Graham

I Agree With Thomas Keyes
By Tom Pain

Fred Smith Keeps Missing The Point
By John L. Waters

Mr. Kean And Mr. Hamilton, Tell Us Something We Don't Know
By Thomas Keyes

You Just Have To Wonder Sometimes
By Michael John McCrae

I Don't CAIR!
By Dr. Brooks A. Mick

Buckminster Fuller et al
By John L. Waters

Improving The Metric System
By Thomas Keyes

The Mosquito And The Flea: John Waters And Tracey Stevens [And Some Quotes]
By Fred Smith

Airport Security
By Michelle Malsbury

Terrorists, Bullies Without Backbone
By Bob D. Caterino

Headlines That Caught My Attention
By Michael John McCrae

Thank you, Mr. President
By Dr. Brooks A. Mick

Feeding Fred's Frenzy
By John L. Waters

Don (Fred) Quixote
By Tracey Stevens

There's No Need To Ask Whether Jesus Was Divine
By Thomas Keyes

A New Beginning
By Khristyne Lanzari

Soliciting Prayers
By Amanda Baker

Who's Got The Big Tent Now?
By Craig Chamberlain

All The President's Yesmen Can't Put Iraq Together Again
By Thomas Keyes

Sorched Earth Policy
By Mike Haran

The Brain Of The Issue
By Fred Smith

2006 NFL Season Preview, Part III
By Claxton Graham

Does Everyone Understand? Terrorists Deserve No respect, No Quarter And No Negotiation
By Michael John McCrae

Examples Of Media Bias In Favor Of Israel
By Thomas Keyes

The Heart Of The Issue
By John L. Waters

Common Sex ErrCommon Sense: Teens, Dirty Lyrics & Sexual Activity
By Dell Gines

John Waters: Eating Animals That Are Boiled Alive
By Fred Smith

Whistling On Autopilot
By Dr. Brooks A. Mick

And A Father's Love Is There Forever...
By Patrick Hurley

You Must Know 10,000 Words To Read A Foreign Newspaper
By Thomas Keyes

Reconsidering The Letter From James
By Skip Toomaloo

Know Thy Self: New Ways For An Old Body
By Philip Keogh

International Peacekeepers? Bah!
By Craig Chamberlain

Repeal The Fourth Amendment
By Thomas Keyes

Peace For The Middle-East?
By Michelle Malsbury

Battle Of Ages
By Amanda Baker

The Battle Between The Bread-Eaters And The Meat-Eaters
By Mark Gelbart

The Flying Women Of Vingolilo
By Thomas Keyes

Lebanon: The Eye Of The Storm
By Dayo Gould

Chump de France? The Floyd Landis Scandal Continues
By Claxton Graham

Advice For Performers
By Jack Lepiarz

Mel Gibson's Legacy
By Patrick Hurley

Global Warming; Reality Or Fantasy?
By Michelle Malsbury

The Scientific Method Applied To Media Bias Vis-@-Vis Israel
By Thomas Keyes

Responding To Some Quotes By Fred Smith's Backup Crew
By John L. Waters

Formula = Diabetes
By Amanda Baker

What I'll Say When Drunk [In Light Of Mel Gibson's Rants]
By Rudolf Ogoo Okonkwo

Today's Religious Wars
By Mike Haran

N. Y. Superior Court Judge Dismisses Twitty/Holloway Lawsuit
By Dayo Gould

Are Embryos "Human"? The Evidence Says No
By David Gleeson

Foibles And Follies Of The English Language: Part 5
By Thomas Keyes

Sticking A Pin Through A Defenseless Live Butterfly
By John L. Waters

Unannounced Visit
By Aaron Baker

Pacifism, Historical Prelude To Slaughter
By Hal von Luebbert

Before You Go To A Foreign Country, You Should Study The Language
By Thomas Keyes

Paulus Van der Sloot WINS!
By Patrick Hurley

If The World Were A Global Village
By Stephen Lonewolf Makama

The Intangible Myth Of A Tangible God
By Keith Cantrell

Camping Out In Hollywood, Florida
By Thomas Keyes

Toward A Unified Theory Of Obesity
By Dr. Brooks A. Mick

Deconstructing Bertrand Russell
By John L. Waters

Castro's Can't Go Soon Enough
By Craig Chamberlain

Why Women Make Me Want To Kill MYSELF!
By Patrick Hurley

Americans Need To Take A Hard Look At The Service Industries
By Argile Stox

Morning After Pill
By Amanda Baker

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